Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[CamronsInsider]

She is a part-time lingerie model for Nordstrom

 

[PapaRomantic]

Has a sexdoll named Fuckie Mcfuckers

Would love to have an affair with Mickey Mouse, but that bitch Minnie keeps getting in the way.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Would love to have an affair with Mickey Mouse, but that bitch Minnie keeps getting in the way.

Had an affair with his boss means wife.

She is a part-time lingerie model for Nordstrom

Got caught sticking his dick in between the couch cushions at Rooms to go

 

[CamronsInsider]

Got caught sticking his dick in between the couch cushions at Rooms to go

How'd you know? You following me around?

Was Shakira's Stunt double on The Voice

 

[Jada59]

How'd you know? You following me around?

Was Shakira's Stunt double on The Voice

Races cars on the weekends.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Joined the circus with hopes of fucking the bearded woman...

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Tried to learn the art of fire dance. But after an accident decided the ladies liked his chest hair better than fire dancing

 

[DarkSimian]

Tried to learn the art of fire dance. But after an accident decided the ladies liked his chest hair better than fire dancing

Only knows one sexual position, and it's been banned by the Geneva Convention as cruel and inhumane

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Only knows one sexual position, and it's been banned by the Geneva Convention as cruel and inhumane

Has transferred 1000000000 in manat for the information

 

[Miles Long]

He prefers Karate Kid 2 to the original.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

You offend me sir.

Has done a Galadriel cosplay the last four times he went to Middle Earth Con

 

[rlaflamme]

You offend me sir.

Has done a Galadriel cosplay the last four times he went to Middle Earth Con

Speeds up when people try to pass him on the freeway and starts yelling, "You shall not pass!"

 

[DeckardNYC]

Speeds up when people try to pass him on the freeway and starts yelling, "You shall not pass!"

Uses q-tips to clean his ears in direct violation of the package warnings

 

[ThatOneBloke]

Slept with my wife and ruined my marriage. FUCK YOU ERICA YOU WHORE.

 

[rlaflamme]

Slept with my wife and ruined my marriage. FUCK YOU ERICA YOU WHORE.

Has always feared marriage, that would mean he couldn't share.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has always feared marriage, that would mean he couldn't share.

Often impersonates me, and is very convincing.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Often impersonates me, and is very convincing.

Holds the current New York City record of 84 hours of continuously driving a taxi cab

 

[DarkSimian]

Holds the current New York City record of 84 hours of continuously driving a taxi cab

Holds the current record for holding a record; hasn't let go of his copy of "Frampton Comes Alive" since 1978

 

[DeckardNYC]

Holds the current record for holding a record; hasn't let go of his copy of "Frampton Comes Alive" since 1978

That album is his claim to fame -- he says he's the guy that yells "yeah" at 5:38 into "do you feel like we do."

 

[LizVegas79]

That album is his claim to fame -- he says he's the guy that yells "yeah" at 5:38 into "do you feel like we do."

His condo on the Upper West Side sleeps 12.

 

[DeckardNYC]

His condo on the Upper West Side sleeps 12.

*12 goldfish maybe *

She's a direct descendant of Imelda Marcos.

 

[DarkSimian]

His condo on the Upper West Side sleeps 12.

Walks the streets, hoping Richard Gere will pick her up and whisk her away..

 

[DeckardNYC]

Walks the streets, hoping Richard Gere will pick her up and whisk her away..

Drives the streets in a Richard Gere mask. HOW MANY?!

 

[DarkSimian]

Drives the streets in a Richard Gere mask. HOW MANY?!

Owns a pair of the Julia Roberts thigh high fuck-me boots

 

[LizVegas79]

Owns a pair of the Julia Roberts thigh high fuck-me boots

Hates Star Trek