Bottomlover
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- Nov 24, 2002
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I'm loving this thread but can we backtrack a second to the CONCEPT of the knife sharpening truck? Because that's the most horrifying thing imaginable. Gather round children, that blaring Heavy Metal music means it's time for the knife truck. Little Billy thought it was an ice cream truck once and he was never seen or heard from again.
If anybody ever told me that they sharpened knives out of a truck... Goddamn y'all will trust anything. No wonder there used to be so many unsolved murders.
"Well now, last I saw him, he was walking up to the knife truck."
The guy in the truck also sharpened scissors, hedge clippers, axes, sickles and lawn mower blades (from the unmotorized reel mowers). I don't see a problem with it.
BTW, there was no heavy metal music. The sharpening guy had a big bell with a pull cord and had a signature ring. You knew he was around right away when you heard it. Sometimes you had to run with scissors to catch him.