Yea! Not a Virgin Anymore...

[JanusGoneAwry]

So I finally received my first snarky feedback message today (see below) and I’m curious about how long it typically takes before I get my Lit Access Pass in the mail?

>>> This message contains feedback for: JanusGoneAwry
>>> This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

>>> Comments:

>>> Some of your storys suck and im glad u can just run around anf fuck
>>> who ever whetever you kinda gorss me out

>>> *DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

My coming out party will take place this Saturday and food will be provided but alcohol is BYOB.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Congratulations! You can see the sweat running down that fevered brow as the fellow pounds on the keyboard, spelling as many words wrong as possible, in the frenzy to relay his message. Armed with that critique, the highest mountain is now yours for the taking .

 

[Jada59]

Hahaha! Ignore the troll.

 

[Hypoxia]

Collect the entire set.

 

[Handley_Page]

So I finally received my first snarky feedback message today (see below) and I’m curious about how long it typically takes before I get my Lit Access Pass in the mail?

>>> This message contains feedback for: JanusGoneAwry
>>> This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

>>> Comments:

>>> Some of your storys suck and im glad u can just run around anf fuck
>>> who ever whetever you kinda gorss me out

>>> *DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

My coming out party will take place this Saturday and food will be provided but alcohol is BYOB.

You know, I though this troll was secured to his Mum's house after Chloe had had him evicted from Tex's basement. As I recall, he's not meant to be far from a remedial school.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Congratulations! You can see the sweat running down that fevered brow as the fellow pounds on the keyboard with his wang, spelling as many words wrong as possible, in the frenzy to relay his message. Armed with that critique, the highest mountain is now yours for the taking .

Fixed that for you!

 

[MelissaBaby]

So I finally received my first snarky feedback message today (see below) and I’m curious about how long it typically takes before I get my Lit Access Pass in the mail?

>>> This message contains feedback for: JanusGoneAwry
>>> This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

>>> Comments:

>>> Some of your storys suck and im glad u can just run around anf fuck
>>> who ever whetever you kinda gorss me out

>>> *DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

My coming out party will take place this Saturday and food will be provided but alcohol is BYOB.

Your next story should include a character named Anf Gorss.

 

[JanusGoneAwry]

Your next story should include a character named Anf Gorss.

Brillent!!!

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Welcome to the world of gud riters what got trolled wit bad spellen an grammer, the inevitable consequence of modern technology being handed to the pink-haired graduates of the public school system. (For our UK friends, ‘public school’ in this context refers to that govt-run gulag whose purpose seems to be far more indoctrination than education.)

 

[TxRad]

Now all you need to be a full fledged AH author is to post in LW's and get your first death threat.

 

[JanusGoneAwry]

Now all you need to be a full fledged AH author is to post in LW's and get your first death threat.

If that’s the litmus test, I’m afraid that I’m going to remain a rookie for a good while longer. I read that thread on LW and, yeah, no thank you. I’m still waiting on the delivery of my titanium jock strap before I cross that chasm.

 

[JanusGoneAwry]

Welcome to the world of gud riters what got trolled wit bad spellen an grammer, the inevitable consequence of modern technology being handed to the pink-haired graduates of the public school system. (For our UK friends, ‘public school’ in this context refers to that govt-run gulag whose purpose seems to be far more indoctrination than education.)

Clap! Clap! Clap!

 

[TxRad]

If that’s the litmus test, I’m afraid that I’m going to remain a rookie for a good while longer. I read that thread on LW and, yeah, no thank you. I’m still waiting on the delivery of my titanium jock strap before I cross that chasm.

I used to rent out those chain mail shark suits to newbies in LW's but too many of them never came back and the ones that did cost more to repair than to replace. Now i just sell them at the writers own risk.

 

[rae121452]

you know, of course, that the protocol requires you to buy us all presents, right?

 

[yukonnights]

I'm still amazed that so many people think these are true stories every time I get one of these or read something like this. It's not so bad when one comes in saying what a lucky guy you are, but it's still awkward/weird.

Sadly, I see all of this fame going to Janus' head...maybe we can talk him down a bit at the party

 

[Kantarii]

Now all you need to be a full fledged AH author is to post in LW's and get your first death threat.

Hey, now, wait a cotton picking minute. (LOL) I don’t even have to post in LW to get death threats. Then again, it’s hard for some people to take a guy serious when he dresses like a woman, right?
Kant

 

[Hypoxia]

...it’s hard for some people to take a guy serious when he dresses like a woman, right?
Kant

That depends on the woman and which road crew she works on. And you're not in a duck suit, right? That always arouses envy in the crowd.

ObTopic: I used to fill my .tag with death-threat comments but then they stopped, mostly. Nobody lately has advised me to messily suicide or cut off my lousy fingers. I'm losing my touch.

 

[yukonnights]

That depends on the woman and which road crew she works on. And you're not in a duck suit, right? That always arouses envy in the crowd.

ObTopic: I used to fill my .tag with death-threat comments but then they stopped, mostly. Nobody lately has advised me to messily suicide or cut off my lousy fingers. I'm losing my touch.

Is this is complaint or a veiled request

 

[Hypoxia]

Is this is complaint or a veiled request

Maybe.

 

[gordo12]

Then again, it’s hard for some people to take a guy serious when he dresses like a woman, right?
Kant

I'm ashamed to say it used to be. But not anymore. Even old farts like me have come to understand the world isn't quite as black and white as I thought.

If that’s the litmus test, I’m afraid that I’m going to remain a rookie for a good while longer. I read that thread on LW and, yeah, no thank you. I’m still waiting on the delivery of my titanium jock strap before I cross that chasm.

Ahh come on. The DT's are hardly a pinch in a tough old hide. You can't make the inner circle without one!

 

[JanusGoneAwry]

you know, of course, that the protocol requires you to buy us all presents, right?

The only thing more crazed than the damn squirrels this time of year is Girl Scouts, so after being confronted by countless gangs of green smocks I have dozen of boxes of cookies and I’m thinking I can spare plenty to pass around to my Lit AH Family

 

[JanusGoneAwry]

I'm still amazed that so many people think these are true stories every time I get one of these or read something like this. It's not so bad when one comes in saying what a lucky guy you are, but it's still awkward/weird.

Sadly, I see all of this fame going to Janus' head...maybe we can talk him down a bit at the party

What, your’s aren’t biographical?

In other news, since my new found celeberty I’ve hired a publicist, an agent and I’ve put a retainer down on a high end escort to accompany me on outings.

 

[Hypoxia]

In other news, since my new found celeberty I’ve hired a publicist, an agent and I’ve put a retainer down on a high end escort to accompany me on outings.

I know this to be false because you didn't post website-tweet-instagram links. Try again, hey?

 

[JanusGoneAwry]

I know this to be false because you didn't post website-tweet-instagram links. Try again, hey?

Uhhhhh httpsex://twatr:janus_gets_a_hooker_friend.itstrue.com

How about that

 

[JerseyGirlDownUnder]

The only thing more crazed than the damn squirrels this time of year is Girl Scouts, so after being confronted by countless gangs of green smocks I have dozen of boxes of cookies and I’m thinking I can spare plenty to pass around to my Lit AH Family

Thin Mints, please! Two boxes, one for the freezer.