A New Name For Masturbation

[shadesofblue]

A "Selfie"?

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

nah... too mundane

 

[Series 6]

White water wristing

 

[PleasePeesMe]

What's wrong

with masturbation? We all know what it is, what it entails etc. Why call it anything else?

 

[Xringm1a]

I'm just exploring my sexuality! Aren't we all!

 

[meohmyoh44]

Whipping the root.

 

[Carnevil9]

I call it "sex with someone you love."

 

[Likenit2]

"solo sex"

 

[liqueur]

New Name For Masturbation

A "Selfie"?

—Or is a selfie a new form of masturbation. . . ?

 

[Series 6]

"solo sex"

Like Hand Solo?

 

[HoldYouDown]

Taking my talents to South Beach.

 

[HenryLyon]

It could be

'Squeeze the lemon'

 

[cyberking001]

a few more

choking the chicken
five against one
milking the banana
spanking the monkey
making my own yoghurt
a date with palmela handerson
jacking (jerking) off
fapping
exercising the one-eyed jack
charming the cobra
greasing the pole
hand job
shaking hands with the devil
shooting the pistol
glazing the donut
humping your hand
self-abuse
Han(d) Solo
making nut butter
one gun salute
five finger shuffle
rubbing one out
messing up the sheets
petting the sperm whale
letting out the kids
teasing the testicles
banging the balls
saucing the taco
beating your meat

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

Personal climate change.

 

[hex2112]

Face full of batter

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

Attitude adjustment

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

I must go and relieve some tension

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

For an unsatisfied female: Finishing the job

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

For females: Pressing my button

 

[VikingDaddy]

Polishing the purple headed yogurt shooter

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Polishing the pearl

 

[dashie33]

For girls: making lip contact.

For guys: getting ahead in life.

 

[Earthly1]

choking the chicken

a date with palmela handerson

Hahaha, I like that.

 

[FriendlyUKGuy]

Selfie

Bashing the bishops hat
Glopping
Polishing the pork sword
Bashing one off

 

[VoraciousValue]

There was a comedian who had a good one: "To do the five-knuckle shuffle."