The Litties 2019 Categories

Sorry for the delay folks. My mom passed away over the weekend. Thanks to those that have messaged and posted wishing us well. Funeral is tomorrow. I will be back home on Friday. I will try to do it Friday night. If not then we can push it till next Tuesday if you want.

We have had 35 nominations turned in now. We need some more people.

So sorry for your loss IHC, there's absolutely no rush on the Litties. Take your time to grieved, we're all around. And if you need any help or anyone to talk to, I'm here.
 
Sorry for the delay folks. My mom passed away over the weekend. Thanks to those that have messaged and posted wishing us well. Funeral is tomorrow. I will be back home on Friday. I will try to do it Friday night. If not then we can push it till next Tuesday if you want.

We have had 35 nominations turned in now. We need some more people.

I am so sorry, IHC.
 
Sorry for the delay folks. My mom passed away over the weekend. Thanks to those that have messaged and posted wishing us well. Funeral is tomorrow. I will be back home on Friday. I will try to do it Friday night. If not then we can push it till next Tuesday if you want.

We have had 35 nominations turned in now. We need some more people.

Sorry for your loss.
 
Sorry for the delay folks. My mom passed away over the weekend. Thanks to those that have messaged and posted wishing us well. Funeral is tomorrow. I will be back home on Friday. I will try to do it Friday night. If not then we can push it till next Tuesday if you want.

We have had 35 nominations turned in now. We need some more people.

Very sorry for your loss, clowns.. You have my empathy...Take your time with this contest, it certainly takes a back seat.


big hugs..
 
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Sorry for the delay folks. My mom passed away over the weekend. Thanks to those that have messaged and posted wishing us well. Funeral is tomorrow. I will be back home on Friday. I will try to do it Friday night. If not then we can push it till next Tuesday if you want.

We have had 35 nominations turned in now. We need some more people.

Oh, clowns... This is horrific news.
I'm so very sorry for your loss.
 
Hey Clowns, I am so sorry for your loss. Having lost my mom a few years back I can understand what you're feeling. Take your time man, don't rush things. we can always revisit this later. You got my heartfelt condolences bro.
 
Sorry for the delay folks. My mom passed away over the weekend. Thanks to those that have messaged and posted wishing us well. Funeral is tomorrow. I will be back home on Friday. I will try to do it Friday night. If not then we can push it till next Tuesday if you want.

We have had 35 nominations turned in now. We need some more people.

I'm so sorry, clowns. I'll be keeping you and your family in my prayers. Please don't even think about this. We're not going anywhere. :rose:
 
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So very sorry to hear that. Much love to you and yours, may warm memories serve as comfort :heart:
 
Thank you everybody. I appreciate all the sentiments. Funny how a day like today that symbolizes love Is the day that I’m going to bury the person I love the absolute most. It’s going to be a very difficult day. However, I could not be surrounded by more love and friendship and family than I am at this time.

I promise will have the award soon and it will be epic. Thanks for hanging in there.
 
I'm very sorry for your loss. I think LostGirlTink said it best up there; may your warm memories serve as comfort.
 
Ok boys and girls. So far I have only received 35 nominations. Here are the nominations so far. Hopefully more folks will turn theirs in. I apologize for misspelling your names. I am doing this on my flight back to OKC.

Best Male Litster:

Hornblende, Cowslinger, IHC, Hotwords, AF, 13fantasies, Miles_Long, Azul, NRJ, HBergeron, Mattwolf, Tnman, LakeSailor, Hornblende, DarkSimian, Hotwords229_A, Ydahecnot, Tolyk,

Best Female Litster:

Numi, Black Cashmere, PLP, Suzanne, Little_Sister, SassySheDevil, Numi, Black_Caramel, Indie, Craving Flight, Lostgirltink, AkwaysFara, Aussie, JennyNo1, Allia, Suz_Anne, Wild_Honey,

Male Newcomer of the Year (Started posting in 2018):

Alpine Fresco, JJJonah, Willingtoshare, Mei5ter, JD192235, Mr Devereaux,

Female Newcomer of the Year (Started posting in 2018):

Bellisa, Sexybritches, PLP, Sweer_as_sin, JerseyJade, CravingFight, Rivvie, Ms Wannie, BBWSeeking63,

Sexiest Male:

Willingtoshare, AF, IHC, Hotwords, Default_24, MidnightRider1a, Tolyk, Bitodd, Draconus Infernus, Corbal,

Sexiest Female:

Shi_One81, LA Candy. Tonguelust, Suzanne, BlondeAmbition, RubyDlite Sexybrotches69, Weespanner, Emsway, Sassy She Devil, Indie, Lostgirltink, Lizvegas79, Numi, Rainshine, Kim Leigh, Cuminside, Bellissa

Funniest Male Litster:

IHC, NorthRock, Miles_Long, Default24, JJonah, HBergeron, Alpine_Fresco, Taegul, Mnbreastluver, The_Silver_Fox, Ydahecnot, Proximus,

Funniest Female Litster:

Jada. Little_Sister, Corbal, PLP, Sweet_Lara, DGO, Suz_anne, Aussie, Gigglegasm, AlwaysFara, LizVegas79, Jada59, Justadesperatewifeandmom, AveryElle

Litster who makes the board a better place:

Azul, BC, Hotwords, IHC, Emsway, rlflamme, PLP, Sneb, Cascadia, Tedfkats, Sunbunny3, Beachbaby175, Lostgirtink, EmpressJosephine, Hotolderguy, Azul, Sassyshedevil,

Troll of the year:

glBock, Troubledone, SA, BFG69, Chris_Michael, Cowslinger64,

Litster you most want to come back to the PG:

Cjontherocks, Just A Simple Girl, Respeito, Vavavavoom, TwilightDreamer, Dark Simian, Trekka, Matt_Next_Door, BadAmy, Scrawney, Old Uncle Jack, Honey123, Ashik09, Munkey, LakeSailor, Suckonsimon, JugheadJane, Aussie, Papadoc, handsonyou, Indiesoul,

Best Litster Couple:

IHC and Corbal, LostGirl and Tolyk, Numensia and Hornblende, AF and Emsway, BFG and Just_E, Default24 and Lunation, Anglica and Polranny, Kat and DarkSimian, Pman and Chained,

Best Male Flirt:

GalliantWriter, AF, NRJ, IHC, Apisto42, Taegul, 13fantasies, Mnbreastlover, Hotwords, Vibes, Sensualhub, Default24, Where_Is_Ruth, Cymru,

Best Female Flirt:

BFG, Emsway, PLP, SMNaughtywife, AlwaysFara, Indie, Beachbaby, CravingFlight, BFG69, Trekka, Belissa, Mustang_Sally, Jugheadjane, Tonguelust, Black_caramel_creme,

Best Overall Thread:

Show your faces, Random Thoughts, Audiophiles, The Audio Thread, Let’s Talk about Sex, Deal Breakers, Tumblrtales, Answer a question with a question, The Litties, Litiquette, Dear Litster, 3 Things you don’t know about me, Inquiring Minds want to know, Cock Map, Name something you appreciate today, The real chubby tummies of lit, Everybody Wants Some,

Best New Thread (Created in 2018):

rate the profile pic, The Treehouse, Audiophiles, Jack and Jill Party, Show your chests, Cock Map, Sassy and EY’s erotic inspiration thread,

Most lurked thread:

show your face, Dear Litster, Name a Litster that/who, All Audio All Day, Ask me a question, Beautiful Dresses/Sexy outfits, Shoe Porn, Desultory and Impulsive,

Most Entertaining Thread:

Random thoughts, Dear Litster, Audiophiles, Show your chests, Baseless Lies, Litiquette, Young Wife loves old men 75+, Just a Redux, Everybody Wants Some,

Most Educational Thread:

Favorite porn clips , Cock Maps, Let’s talk about sex, Toy Talk and Review, The Audiophiles, Let’s discuss Deal Breakers, Dr. Liz, The Living works of art, What is something you always wanted to ask to the opposite gender,

Best Photo Thread:

Sexy Men of Lit, The Rose4Emily, Brown Sugar, Show your faces, Nothing to See Here Suz_anne, What are they saying, Boob Gifs, Hairotica, Oxford Dons, Eat it like you mean it, rate my whatever, Funny Pictures V,

Best AMPics thread:

Paired pics, My Guilty Pleasure, Massive Grooves, Sexy Men of Lit, Sexybritches69, Paired Pics, Willingtoshare, Post your breast with size,

Best AV/Profile(s):

Shi_One81, AshesatWork, Tonguelust, LizVegas79, Sexybrotches69, Mei5ter, IHC, Valkyrie, Mei5ter, Shi_one81, Wild_Honey, Rainshine, DGO, justadesperatewifeandmom, Forest_fun, JennyNo1,

Best Signature:

tolyk, Cascadiabound, HBergeron, Emsway, Average Size Guy, helpimlost, The Empress Josephine,

Best Drama of the year:

Not naming all of them. Just the winner at the time of announcement

Lifetime Achievement Award:

RJ, IHC, Corbal, DGO, llidar, MilesLong, Azul, AF, Murmurmara, Emsway,
 
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Once again thank you for the well wishes. I appreciate all of them. I will try and respond to all the private messages in due time.


Now let’s get back to the fun shit. I’m tired of shedding tears.
 
well I don't know if I can do fun shit, but maybe I can do funny shit. I'll give it a try. here goes.

um, wow, what a surprise. thank you, it is such an honor to be nominated. I would like to take a moment to thank all the litsters who take time out of their busy day in order to provide me interaction in a place where I can entertain myself and get off by sharing random pointless drivel and poor quality photographs. Special thanks to the pervy ones who nominated me, the pervs who didn’t can suck it.

Without you, I would simply be left with making funny faces and flashing truckers.

Ok so the Litties checklist is graciousness, drama, intrigue, and butthurt. Is that correct? Missing anything? This is a first for me, so please let me know if I am not handling something correctly.

Drama. I have a secret, you know the assorted rainbow of hair colors I often display, they are not real, it is dye. Gasps, right.

Intrigue. I am starting a rumor that I rigged the nomination process by offering to send canvases that I painted (with my boobs) to those who nominate me. After all, they will be worth big bucks someday when I am president (of the east bumblefuck Florida PTA). Yeah, big bucks. Please pass on the rumor.

Butthurt. The truckers on highway 301 are butthurt and deserve an apology. No more funny faces for them.

And, you know what, I am a bit butthurt too. I was not offered a position in this event. Next year, I would like to be considered for the red carpet interviewer. You know, the chick that shoves a microphone in your face and asks what you are wearing and how you are feeling? Well, except I will be using a large remote controlled vibrator for a microphone, and if they bore me, I will turn it on and claim technical difficulty. Also, my questions will be completely irrelevant ramblings about really bizarre items used in sexual situations. Just tossing my hat in the ring. If that isn’t an option, please consider me for any position. I am very flexible.

So, anyway, like who do I got to get down on my knees for to actually win a Litty? Also, what was this titty discussion on the side, is the appropriate bribe like a titty fuck or what? That is not a problem, but just a warning, my tits have a way of making things look small, just saying.

Anyway, have fun and thanks for the entertainment
 
I didn’t know this thread existed until someone said I was nominated.
I don’t know why that is.
I’m kinda mean to you all.
:cattail:
 
Sadly that's not a category. I'd win that one. As it is, I'm apparently up against BC. I should just decide to stay home and wash my hair that night.
 
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