kurrginatorX
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Has a mold that makes penis-shaped popsicles.
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Has a mold that makes penis-shaped popsicles.
Wants her mold.
Too concerned over penis molds to notice mold under sink.
What she won't reveal to the poor little Martian is that she is the perfect female sex drone.
Has posed for a robotics team to be made into a sex robot.
He actually fell in love with his sex doll, but they had an ugly break-up... "she kept starin' at me", he told the judge.
https://i.imgur.com/SsnLlU8.jpg
Designs clothing for sex dolls
Anatomy Advisor For Model Railroad Builders
Has webbed feet and hands. Does help her swim.
Took "the Road Less Traveled By", but did it in a Jeep because it looked pretty rough (as well as dark and deep).
That's Koolaid in that glass.
She broke into my house and replaced everything with exact replicas
He wears his Captain Spock outfit in public
Once offered me sexual favors in exchange for said Captain Spock outfit.
Expects the avatar, not the real person to show up.
Drives like an asian woman
Drives like an asian woman
Watches only the weather channel
Thinks Rutger Hauer is God