Where and how were you having sex when your children were conceived?

[Bdm20]

I thought it would be interesting to hear how babies are made by lit members. I'll start with mine.

Child 1: In bed, missionary.
Child 2: Standing in the shower, from behind with her bent over while I rubbed her clit and fingered her back door
Child 3: Pool table. Don't remember the exact position.

You?

 

[dolf]

How infrequently do you have sex that you know exactly which occasion it was each time?

 

[Bdm20]

How infrequently do you have sex that you know exactly which occasion it was each time?

Exactly! It was a Pretty miserable existence with the first wife. Though in fairness, part of the reason I know is that we used condoms for birth control. She wouldn't go on the pill. That, and she preferred sucking and being eaten.

 

[spacekowboy]

I thought it would be interesting to hear how babies are made by lit members. I'll start with mine.

Child 1: In bed, missionary.
Child 2: Standing in the shower, from behind with her bent over while I rubbed her clit and fingered her back door
Child 3: Pool table. Don't remember the exact position.

You?

Have you ever tried autoerotic asphyxiation while unsupervised?

You should.


Dafuq is the matter with you?

 

[Pookie]

I'm giggling at the OP's belief that they're his kids.

 

[Bdm20]

I'm giggling at the OP's belief that they're his kids.

Haha! You have a point there! All grown up now, I'm pretty confident they're mine.

 

[Wrong Element]

I thought it would be interesting to hear how babies are made by lit members. I'll start with mine.

Child 1: In bed, missionary.
Child 2: Standing in the shower, from behind with her bent over while I rubbed her clit and fingered her back door
Child 3: Pool table. Don't remember the exact position.

You?

There are two different ways this is hard to believe.

 

[Bdm20]

There are two different ways this is hard to believe.

It was 25 years ago. Pretty sure she was on her back.

 

[Bdm20]

It was 25 years ago. Pretty sure she was on her back.

Wait, TWO ways? Please elaborate.

 

[Hypoxia]

Missionary, on a mattress on the floor of a (condemned) X-flat tenement on Manhattan's Lower East Side before it got kewl, with a thrift-shop electric fan fighting the sweat.

 

[loquere]

A cemetery.

 

[bbwseeking63]

A cemetery.

What?????

 

[RobDownSouth]

How infrequently do you have sex that you know exactly which occasion it was each time?

My ex wife's gynocologist calculated that our firstborn was conceived exactly on New Year's Eve.

I'm fond of saying our firstborn came to the party with me and left with my spouse.

 

[Comshaw]

Oldest: As far as we and the doctor could calculate it was a night we spent at a little pot hole lake in Eastern Washington. It was the weekend between my two week summer camp with the National Guard. We hadn't seen each other for a week so we did it a bunch over those two days. Which position? Who the hell knows, we did them all!

Second child: A stormy night in February 1979, the same night the Hood Canal bridge sank. We lost power early that afternoon and the storm kept us inside so we didn't have much to do but sex, so we did. And did. And did. Again the position is unknown because we covered more then one that afternoon/evening.


Comshaw

 

[rae121452]

i was in las vegas. so far as i can tell, the kid was conceived in madison.

 

[CandiCame]

How infrequently do you have sex that you know exactly which occasion it was each time?

I have a vague idea of when my kid was conceived because I had the lucky combination of "there was a party on that day and people know when it was because facebook and discord and shit keep records" and "I did not fuck that particular person a lot".

So I can say that it was somewhere in my house. I don't know which room exactly, but I know she was conceived around here somewhere.

I actually think this is an interesting thread.

 

[CandiCame]

A cemetery.

That's goth as fuuuuuuuuck

I'm so jealous.

 

[RobDownSouth]

i was in las vegas. so far as i can tell, the kid was conceived in madison.

I presume "Madison" is the name of your kid's mom?

 

[Scareltt]

Our bed..

I’m 100% sure it was right here in our bed (not this current house. It was the same mattress, box spring, and bed frame.

I would have been on my back hopped up on fertility drugs, with a few pillows under me. All my husband had to do was have sex with me..

He liked feeling like a “Stud”. He said..

I didn’t have have heart to tell him “A Stud.” Wouldn’t have needed fertility drugs. He was taking Clomiphene, getting Gonadotrophins injections, and there was something else.

The good news was he could never last very long so I was never sore...

Still we now have 2 wonderful children..

 

[CandiCame]

I’m 100% sure it was right here in our bed (not this current house. It was the same mattress, box spring, and bed frame.

I would have been on my back hopped up on fertility drugs, with a few pillows under me. All my husband had to do was have sex with me..

He liked feeling like a “Stud”. He said..

I didn’t have have heart to tell him “A Stud.” Wouldn’t have needed fertility drugs. He was taking Clomiphene, getting Gonadotrophins injections, and there was something else.

The good news was he could never last very long so I was never sore...

Still we now have 2 wonderful children..

Oh my god this is so mean. I appreciate the cattyness. I kinda bummed myself out before this.

You might can help me with this. I have never understood people who do anything to increase fertility. I've spent my whole life going the other route- condoms, spermicide, considered a vasectomy but they want me to jump through a bunch of hoops.

If kids don't just happen there's like- without exaggeration thousands of kids sitting in foster care looking for parents. I don't get why you wouldn't just do that. Plus, it's cheaper. I think the whole custody battle for C cost like five grand or someshit, lawyers and all, because the state covers most of it, but that hospital wanted like $20,000-$30,000. If I'd have had to pay for fertility anything on top of that I'd have just... you know, not.

Kids either just happen and it's a magical surprise or you take your ass down to the kid store and pick one up because god damn do they have a lot of them.

I mean I guess unless maybe you couldn't pass the background check or something?

I've just genuinely never understood the whole fertility industry. The whole thing seems really weird to me.

Plus if you adopt you don't have to do childbirth or pregnancy, which is the shittiest part. Like it is collectively so shitty that my whole sex opted out of it and cannot fathom how shitty it is. Fucking skeliton coming apart and shit like an 80s slasher fic. I don't... what kind of masochist would do that on purpose? Like I'm into estem and I don't get that. I jack off to snuff fantasies and I know there's a fucking limit.

 

[lovetoread]

there was a running joke that i could become pregnant by the wind blowing by me

i was pregnant 4 times for 5 years straight until i decided to get a tubal - the dr didnt want to do it as i was only 24 but come on cause no one needs that many kids while so young, and i had a miscarriage, and the dude didnt believe in condoms

while i dont know about the middle kids conception, the first one was on purpose so i could get married while not of age and was done on my back with soul music playing

the one i miscarried was conceived only 9 months after the first one - cant remember what we were doing

the last kid was conceived while wearing a condom a month before said dude decided he was gonna join the national guard

 

[RobDownSouth]

there was a running joke that i could become pregnant by the wind blowing by me

i was pregnant 4 times for 5 years straight until i decided to get a tubal - the dr didnt want to do it as i was only 24 but come on cause no one needs that many kids while so young, and i had a miscarriage, and the dude didnt believe in condoms

while i dont know about the middle kids conception, the first one was on purpose so i could get married while not of age and was done on my back with soul music playing

the one i miscarried was conceived only 9 months after the first one - cant remember what we were doing

the last kid was conceived while wearing a condom a month before said dude decided he was gonna join the national guard

Sooo.....you thanked him for his service and he thanked you for your cervix?

 

[lovetoread]

Sooo.....you thanked him for his service and he thanked you for your cervix?

heh dad joke +1

and i forgot to point out we got married too young and had kids too young but we made it a long time before we were done

 

[Super-Surprise]

With Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick, or perhaps it was with Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the wrench.

 

[Bdm20]

Haha. I’d forgotten that I’d started this thread.