Christian Health Plan for the Wealthy

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Christian Health Plan for the Wealthy

die now, live forever, later

Currently, there are arguments about who is worthy to survive "the Rapture."

The afterlife might have been subcontracted out to Odin.

(Odin encourages personal wealth, too. Not sure who grants the opportunity for wealth.)
Cavuto tried to steer Robertson away from this line of reasoning for a more practical, policy-based conversation, but the reality star was firm.

"But, people get sick on earth in their human form," the host pointed out. "Would you advise—"

"Temporary reprieve is not worth it," Robertson cut in. "I'm telling her, I have eternal healthcare and it's free. Doctors can give you a temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die too."

Robertson's words seemed to stun his interviewer, who gave him another chance to be more clear.

"But you're not dismissing that we need — that people need health care?" Cavuto asked. "Right?"

"I didn't have health care for 50 years," Robertson said. "...Now I'm rich and famous, so I say 'Miss Kay, you can buy any kind of insurance known to man if you want to. But I never needed it for 50 years, so there you go."

https://popculture.com/celebrity/2019/02/06/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-fox-thoughts-on-healthcare/

CAVUTO: But she’s saying that other people who have been getting away with financial murder will pay for it, the rich, guys like you.

ROBERTSON: What I’m saying is that — Kamala, I already have health care. It’s given to me by God. Eternal health care. I’m guaranteed to be raised from the dead. I have life and immortality given to me by God through Jesus Christ —

CAVUTO: But people get sick on Earth in human form. So, would you advise —

ROBERTSON: The temporary reprieve is not worth it. I’m telling her: I have eternal health care, and it’s free.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progr...ertson-no-need-for-health-care-because-jesus/

15 million dollars can buy anything, but healthcare in the afterlife ?

 

[God_Above]

ROBERTSON: What I’m saying is that — Kamala, I already have health care. It’s given to me by God. Eternal health care. I’m guaranteed to be raised from the dead. I have life and immortality given to me by God through Jesus Christ —

This schlubb is in for one HELLUVA surprise.

 

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christian health plan for the not wealthy:

Pie in the Sky

Long-haired preachers come out every night
to tell you what's wrong and what's right
but when asked how about something to eat
they will answer in voices so sweet:
You will eat, bye and bye
in that glorious land above the sky
work and pray, live on hay
you'll get pie in the sky when you die.
that's a lie
And the starvation army they play
they sing and they clap and they pray
'till they get all your coin on the drum
then they'll tell you when you're on the bum:
You're gonna eat, bye and bye, poor boy
in that glorious land above the sky, way up high
work and pray, live on hay
you'll get pie in the sky when you die
dirty lie
Holy rollers and jumpers come out
they holler, they jump, lord, they shout
give your money to jesus they say
he will cure all troubles today
And you will eat, bye and bye,
in that glorious land above the sky, way up high
work and pray, boy, live on hay,
you'll get pie in the sky when you die.
If you fight hard for children and wife
try to get something good in this life
you're a sinner and bad man, they tell
when you die you will sure go to hell
You will eat, bye and bye
in that glorious land above the sky
work and pray, live on hay
you'll get pie in the sky when you die
Workingmen of all countries, unite
side by side we for freedom will fight
when this world and its wealth we have gained
to the grafters we'll sing this refrain:
Well, you will eat, bye and bye
when you've learned how to cook and to fry
chop some wood, it' ll do you good
you will eat in the sweet bye and bye
Yes you'll eat, bye and bye
in that glorious land above the sky, way up high
work and pray, and live on hay
you'll get pie in the sky when you die
that's a lie...