Questions you really wanted to ask your gynecologist but didn't.
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saintcero
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When I perform oral on my girl, my mustache will get little pimples at the base of some of the hairs. This happens even if I wash my face afterwards. I have even gone as far as rubbing mouthwash into my mustache after washing to help clean up. The outbreak is making my girl self conscious about me going down on her. The outbreaks clear up after about 5 days. Got any tips or thoughts on preventing this from happening [but still giving her oral pleasure.]
Ah SC thanks for changing your avatar. No more free moustache rides! You shave your balls please shave your face. First of all make sure it's not herpes or HSV. It's likely just an inflammation of the hair follicles. Try washing your face with hibiclens or the generic its an antibacterial scrub that is useful. It can irritate the skin so start slow. You can let her use it externally as well. Google HSV and look carefully at the pics. Warning you may be disturbed. Remember: Ass, gas or grass nobody rides for free!
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What do you think would win in a swimming race...?
A horse or a dog?
A horse or a dog?
Do you think there are any vegetables that are safe to use as a dildo without any protection? as in, in the long run, without disturbing the vaginal flora?
Also - awesome thread
Please condomize your cucumbers!
The vaginal flora is a complex ecosystem that if disturbed can be a pain in the poonani to fix. Just because someone barebacks an eggplant on xhamster doesn’t make it a good idea. If your vag is a vegan then please wrap your rutabaga. And please no garlic in the girlie parts! People do it as a home remedy and the damn cloves disappear in to all the nooks and crannies! This talk is making me hungry I’m going to toss a salad.
Cheers and happy wanking!
Doc
The vaginal flora is a complex ecosystem that if disturbed can be a pain in the poonani to fix. Just because someone barebacks an eggplant on xhamster doesn’t make it a good idea. If your vag is a vegan then please wrap your rutabaga. And please no garlic in the girlie parts! People do it as a home remedy and the damn cloves disappear in to all the nooks and crannies! This talk is making me hungry I’m going to toss a salad.
Cheers and happy wanking!
Doc
Haha... Thanks doc
I did the clover thing once, after antibiotics failed twice and the doc couldn't come up with a better idea than to give me some more. I didn't use the entire clover though, just soaked it in strong sage tea overnight and washed externally with the tea a few times a day, for maybe a week. It was a risk, I realise, but I'm not used to having that sort of trouble and I was pretty desperate. Worked like a charm. I smelled like an Italian restaurant for a week, but it worked perfectly.
Bottle of red, bottle of white...
The Billy Joel song will always remind me of you Cara! Garlic has well know antimicorobial activity. Can't recommend it because it hasn't been rigorously evaluated for safety and efficacy. Remember the recent lettuce related deaths? Damn vegetables can kill you, LOL but if it worked for you that is cool with me. Problem with using antibiotics to treat BV and other issues is the good bacteria get wiped as well and it takes a while to repopulate the goods guys. Happy gardening!
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The Billy Joel song will always remind me of you Cara! Garlic has well know antimicorobial activity. Can't recommend it because it hasn't been rigorously evaluated for safety and efficacy.
Remember the recent lettuce related deaths? Damn vegetables can kill you, LOL but if it worked for you that is cool with me. Problem with using antibiotics to treat BV and other issues is the good bacteria get wiped as well and it takes a while to repopulate the goods guys. Happy gardening!Doc
Ha! Oh I know, you're right. I'd have felt safer using something that's been properly tested, but... desperate times. I lucked out, and I've got a story to make doctors laugh out of it
I've always been curious about something - does, ah, the nature of your work ever put you off sex? Like with people who work in a chocolate factory and end up with zero desire to actually consume it?
I've always been curious about something - does, ah, the nature of your work ever put you off sex? Like with people who work in a chocolate factory and end up with zero desire to actually consume it?
No it doesn’t
It’s strange but keeping work and private life separate is part of the job. It’s like ok I put my helmet on and serve the public and then take it off and serve myself. Most of the time your too busy Savin lives or being tortured to enjoy it. Regarding chocolate I mean seriously who gets tired of chocolate, wink wink!!
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It’s strange but keeping work and private life separate is part of the job. It’s like ok I put my helmet on and serve the public and then take it off and serve myself. Most of the time your too busy Savin lives or being tortured to enjoy it. Regarding chocolate I mean seriously who gets tired of chocolate, wink wink!!
Not sure if that Was an
Answer..
Doc
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Not only that but garlic burns! I tried it once, wrapped in cheesecloth. It hurt sooo bad and I think it scratched me.
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So this is a really boring answer for those obsessed with there flora down there
Aside from boring, day to day, questions that arise but I never ask (we have a good relationship considering the only times we meet he spends so much time with his head between my legs) there are two recurring question:
1 (this is unfair and a little inappropriate in this day and age) is he gay? I hate to stereotype (but I do) but he is to perfectly turned out all the time, even down to his nails... no family photos in the waiting room, no clues anywhere... and why should I care? But I am nosy...
2 that crack in the ceiling over there by the window... given that he pays so much attention to detail in his personal appearance... how come he has missed that? It has been there for literally years.. although I wonder a) does he leave it there deliberately to give sad souls like me something to ponder on? b) he doesn’t care / notice because his attention is (thankfully) always elsewhere ?
(Sorry this isn’t more salacious, guys)
Aside from boring, day to day, questions that arise but I never ask (we have a good relationship considering the only times we meet he spends so much time with his head between my legs) there are two recurring question:
1 (this is unfair and a little inappropriate in this day and age) is he gay? I hate to stereotype (but I do) but he is to perfectly turned out all the time, even down to his nails... no family photos in the waiting room, no clues anywhere... and why should I care? But I am nosy...
2 that crack in the ceiling over there by the window... given that he pays so much attention to detail in his personal appearance... how come he has missed that? It has been there for literally years.. although I wonder a) does he leave it there deliberately to give sad souls like me something to ponder on? b) he doesn’t care / notice because his attention is (thankfully) always elsewhere ?
(Sorry this isn’t more salacious, guys)
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So this is a really boring answer for those obsessed with there flora down there
Aside from boring, day to day, questions that arise but I never ask (we have a good relationship considering the only times we meet he spends so much time with his head between my legs) there are two recurring question:
1 (this is unfair and a little inappropriate in this day and age) is he gay? I hate to stereotype (but I do) but he is to perfectly turned out all the time, even down to his nails... no family photos in the waiting room, no clues anywhere... and why should I care? But I am nosy...
2 that crack in the ceiling over there by the window... given that he pays so much attention to detail in his personal appearance... how come he has missed that? It has been there for literally years.. although I wonder a) does he leave it there deliberately to give sad souls like me something to ponder on? b) he doesn’t care / notice because his attention is (thankfully) always elsewhere ?
(Sorry this isn’t more salacious, guys)
Most of my Drs. do not have family photos. Most are well groomed. Most do not own the building. Would be up to the building owner to fix a crack.
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yes I know it is just me (He does own the building in this case but it’s just my stupid mind)
That makes sense, thank you! (If I ever go to a male gynecologist, I must remember to look for one with a helmet on. That sounds like fun.)
I didn't make up the chocolate thing, by the way. Heard that from people who worked there. And not even on the production floor. But yes, it's hard to imagine
So this is a really boring answer for those obsessed with there flora down there
...
I prefer "very fussy" to "obsessed", thank you kindly
He could be gay. My lit gaydar is pretty week.. ask him! I worked with plenty of gay and lesbian doctors in my field and others. The ceiling needs to be addressed. I worked in office years ago that had posters on the ceilings. Is the crack big enough to hold a camera? Can never be too careful!
A PM reminded me of something amusing...
One of the most common questions from husbands during labor is how soon after the baby can they have sex?
My standard answer:
A real gentleman waits til the placenta is out
Also reminds me that I wish I had a nickel for every time a husband asked me to put in a happy pappy stitch.
Have a great day litsters!
Doc
One of the most common questions from husbands during labor is how soon after the baby can they have sex?
My standard answer:
A real gentleman waits til the placenta is out
Also reminds me that I wish I had a nickel for every time a husband asked me to put in a happy pappy stitch.
Have a great day litsters!
Doc
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Dr. Mahi
This may not be one you want to answer, and I can understand why, but I have to ask....
My late stepdad was also an OB/GYN doc - has this ever happened to you?
One year at Christmas, he got an unsigned Christmas card from 6 of his patients - each had submitted a Polaroid of their pussy (only) and asked him to reply to them if they recognized who they were.
This may not be one you want to answer, and I can understand why, but I have to ask....
My late stepdad was also an OB/GYN doc - has this ever happened to you?
One year at Christmas, he got an unsigned Christmas card from 6 of his patients - each had submitted a Polaroid of their pussy (only) and asked him to reply to them if they recognized who they were.
1) i like hearing that someone appreciates us
2) From bald to seventies bush it’s all ok. As long as I don’t need a gas powered weed whacker and machete to find it I’m good.
3) I’m not sure but I’ve certainly had patients who were very aroused visibly.
4) I give good pap!
Anything else I can help you with?
Doc
The baloney (Bologna) pony?
I thought I would post this for the group. I had a PM about using sausage to masturbate. While they look and feel like the real enchilada I really recommend you don't, for the same reason as vegetables. Meats have their own set of microbes that can really put you out of balance. If you must ride the baloney pony please cover it with a condom or cling wrap. If you still enjoy slogging the sopresata then be careful with spicy varieties. Happy wanking everyone!
I thought I would post this for the group. I had a PM about using sausage to masturbate. While they look and feel like the real enchilada I really recommend you don't, for the same reason as vegetables. Meats have their own set of microbes that can really put you out of balance. If you must ride the baloney pony please cover it with a condom or cling wrap. If you still enjoy slogging the sopresata then be careful with spicy varieties. Happy wanking everyone!
Fisting, a medical perspective
Good Morning Patients,
We are having sunday hours today. I have received a few PM's regarding fisting and stretching of the vagina and thought I would post info here. I'm the last person in the world to tell an adult what to do with their birth canal but like everything else there a risks. When we talk in medicine we usually say things like "what are the risks, benefits and alternatives?". There are no randomized clinical controlled trials on fisting. Although maybe I will apply for a government research grant, LOL. Intentionally stretching the vagina through fisting is a form of pelvic floor damage similar to childbirth. This can cause problems with prolapse of the bladder (cystocele) or rectum (rectocele) and other organs falling out (cervix and uterus). These can lead to incontinence of urine or bowel. The repairs to fix these problems are surgical and complicated (google mesh lawsuits).
So here it is:
Risk of fisting: Pelvic floor damage and possible problems later with bowel and bladder.
Benefits: A hobby loved by many, no further explanation necessary
Alternatives: Using a hand shaped sex toy or find someone petite to help out.
I have had my arm in all the way up to the elbow in cases of retained placenta or massive postpartum hemorrhage. I have had a few husbands who witnessed this and they never fail to bring it up "Doc you were in my wife up to here!". I never really thought about some of those dudes being turned on by it. I guess I was too busy trying to stop the bleeding, save a life or get home for dinner...
Thanks to all for the PM's
Please see the receptionist on your way out.
Happy sunday,
Doc
Good Morning Patients,
We are having sunday hours today. I have received a few PM's regarding fisting and stretching of the vagina and thought I would post info here. I'm the last person in the world to tell an adult what to do with their birth canal but like everything else there a risks. When we talk in medicine we usually say things like "what are the risks, benefits and alternatives?". There are no randomized clinical controlled trials on fisting. Although maybe I will apply for a government research grant, LOL. Intentionally stretching the vagina through fisting is a form of pelvic floor damage similar to childbirth. This can cause problems with prolapse of the bladder (cystocele) or rectum (rectocele) and other organs falling out (cervix and uterus). These can lead to incontinence of urine or bowel. The repairs to fix these problems are surgical and complicated (google mesh lawsuits).
So here it is:
Risk of fisting: Pelvic floor damage and possible problems later with bowel and bladder.
Benefits: A hobby loved by many, no further explanation necessary
Alternatives: Using a hand shaped sex toy or find someone petite to help out.
I have had my arm in all the way up to the elbow in cases of retained placenta or massive postpartum hemorrhage. I have had a few husbands who witnessed this and they never fail to bring it up "Doc you were in my wife up to here!". I never really thought about some of those dudes being turned on by it. I guess I was too busy trying to stop the bleeding, save a life or get home for dinner...
Thanks to all for the PM's
Please see the receptionist on your way out.
Happy sunday,
Doc
