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MrDevereaux said:
She put a Mars Bar in a bum bag?? Did it melt?
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It wasn't in a bum bag, it was in a part of her frontal anatomy where the son don't shine, I had a Polaroid of it, found in the waste paper basket of their hotel room, for years
 
Polranny said:
It wasn't in a bum bag, it was in a part of her frontal anatomy where the son don't shine, I had a Polaroid of it, found in the waste paper basket of their hotel room, for years
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The mars bar, frontal anatomy, or mars in frontal anatomy? What's the Polaroid of.

If it happened today it would be on Internet for any Tom, dick or mick to view.
 
phil_o said:
The mars bar, frontal anatomy, or mars in frontal anatomy? What's the Polaroid of.

If it happened today it would be on Internet for any Tom, dick or mick to view.
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Mars in ms Faithfull frontal tunnel, Mr j took the photo. This was early days 1968, my first job. We actually tried to sell off to the local newspaper, then Private Eye, but they weren't interested!! Naive, never though about news of the screws
 
Polranny said:
Mars in ms Faithfull frontal tunnel, Mr j took the photo. This was early days 1968, my first job. We actually tried to sell off to the local newspaper, then Private Eye, but they weren't interested!! Naive, never though about news of the screws
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I thought it was urban legend!
 
Polranny said:
Mars in ms Faithfull frontal tunnel, Mr j took the photo. This was early days 1968, my first job. We actually tried to sell off to the local newspaper, then Private Eye, but they weren't interested!! Naive, never though about news of the screws
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I had a mate who had a mate who sold a story to the news of the screws, I was told about it but it didn't appear, the mate told me they were still getting it through legal, this went on for a few weeks until the headline news was Frank Bough in bondage sex orgy, he admitted it all on the promise that some details were left out.

So after giving mate stick for talking bollox, had to apologise !
 
phil_o said:
I had a mate who had a mate who sold a story to the news of the screws, I was told about it but it didn't appear, the mate told me they were still getting it through legal, this went on for a few weeks until the headline news was Frank Bough in bondage sex orgy, he admitted it all on the promise that some details were left out.

So after giving mate stick for talking bollox, had to apologise !
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Probably left out info that Boughy kept his sponsored tartan socks on throughout though he to take off his Pringle sweater to make room for BBC outside broadcast nipple clamps and rostrum camera
 
Random film recommendations :

The Guernsey literary and potato peel pie society.

(One for watching with a bird!)
(Sofia fixated me)
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Random film recommendations :

The Guernsey literary and potato peel pie society.

(One for watching with a bird!)
(Sofia fixated me)
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I shall bear in mind - I had a lovely night at the theatre tonight. Who knew Danny Dyer would be good? :cattail:
 
AlliaPotestas said:
I shall bear in mind - I had a lovely night at the theatre tonight. Who knew Danny Dyer would be good? :cattail:
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Theatre for me in a couple of weeks, Les Mis, had no interest in this, bought tickets for the other half hoping she would take a friend, after watching the TV adaptation now gagging to see it on stage.
 
Tempted to see The Full Monty at Crucible. Then again, tempted to try and get tickets to the Snooker this year.

How is everyone?
 
Not seen Les Mis - I love a musical, I should get round to it....

Snooker vs Full Monty, is there any competition (although I am from the Steve Davis era of snooker - is it suddenly much more exciting?)

I need to get back to sleep... perhaps I shall google Steve Davis :D
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Not seen Les Mis - I love a musical, I should get round to it....

Snooker vs Full Monty, is there any competition (although I am from the Steve Davis era of snooker - is it suddenly much more exciting?)

I need to get back to sleep... perhaps I shall google Steve Davis :D
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Recommend anything by Matthew Bourne and his take on the classics, I went not expecting too much from "modern ballet" but it was fantastic, wife has seen everything he has done I think and comes home raving about his latest works.
His latest is Romeo & Juliet. Having trouble getting tickets though.

Very windy down here hope it's better where all you guys are.
 
AngelicaS1780 said:
They got such a response, they are also feeding tamarins and marmosets.
What was I doing on their Facebook page?
Just getting more information...for a friend.
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Brilliant., minx! Perchance are you roach naming, you might even add TW for an everyday snack rather than Valentine's
 
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