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The sound of his little feet scampering above me put me off my work from home wank - it’s now war...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Roland update - yesterday I put additional traps in the loft, closer to what I think is his or hers main entrance/exit point. Quite hard because it’s right in the corner and while I am a short arse, I’m not actually Lilliputian (good job really or Roland would make a meal out of me...).

I also think he might be coming up a guttering pipe (the curved end has been knocked off by something recently) so I managed to sort of wedge a humane trap on the end - my thinking being he/they were probably asleep in the loft at the time and as they tried to exit, they’d fall into my trap. However the trap is empty, and the additional ones in the loft are also untouched - containing a mix of peanut butter, kinder joy, chocolate chip cookies and raisins (a farming relative told me at the weekend he’d once caught 28 mice who loved raisins). I’ve laid on a fucking banquet up there...

But... and I’m not holding my breath just yet... no activity on the cameras last night which is unusual... there has been activity either late night or early morning every day I think... and I didn’t hear anything either...

Not counting my chickens (or indeed rats) just yet... but I have assumed the fuckers are sleeping in my loft and heading out to hunt at night and therefore I assumed I was trapping them in by covering the pipe with the trap yesterday afternoon but is it possible they are sleeping somewhere else and just using my loft at night and that I have actually locked them out?

Of course it is possible they are just extra twitchy at me laying out new stuff and are hiding in a corner...

I am sure you can feel the tension building...
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I reckon I’m down to one hardy bastard. Currently has access between garage and extension loft. I’m only seeing activity on camera rarely. My next job when I get a warmer day, is to seal off the gaps under the tiles which will stop him getting liquid from the guttering, then seal the gap between garage and loft. Technically locking him in one or other with no access to hydration but plenty of baited feed. I’ve sealed the main entry point from the sewers stopping the ‘family’ getting in.
 
londoner2 said:
Having read this article from the same source I have begun to doubt the veracity of their reports...

FORMER MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER REFUTES ALLEGATIONS OF RUNNING ELEPHANT BROTHEL
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Is that a brothels for elephants to hook up in or a brothel where you can 'ride' an elephant so to speak?
 
Ironfan said:
Is that a brothels for elephants to hook up in or a brothel where you can 'ride' an elephant so to speak?
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Either way I have trunk envy...


Oh, folks don't say anything... But with peanut butter, kinder joy, chocolate chip cookies and raisins on offer I'm hiding in a loft somewhere (I don't know where, it's dark) but I think I can hear the home owner swearing
 
No one spoil the old people having kinky sex with weaponry - I don’t care if it’s fakey news... I wanna believe it’s true...:cattail:
 
In more childish news...

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AlliaPotestas said:
Exactly! Someone needs to pass the message onto Roland because the little fucker might now have to die... :mad:
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The husband recommends bacon in your traps. That’s what his family used when they had mice. I know you’re a veg, but might be worth cooking some up.
 
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