Sarah Sanders says God made Trump president

[RoryN]

I guess that means He also made Obama president. Twice.

Let's see what He does with her boy going forward.

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"I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that's why he's there"

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/30/po...ump/index.html?r=https**A**F**Fwww.cnn.com**F

 

[nowisthetime]

Gorgeous, charming, and intelligent press secretary said WHAT?



At least with Spicey, you could tell he didn't believe half of the bullshit that came out of his mouth.

This charmer, though....

God is laughing right now.

 

[God_Above]

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk ......


She'll get hers in the end.

 

[KeithD]

Too bad she didn't get the clue when God threw her out of a restaurant in Lexington, Virginia, several months ago.

 

[CandiCame]

This is like that time god hardened pharoh's heart for no goddamn reason.

I don't know what sick pleasure that douchebag gets from fucking with us.

 

[butters]

This is like that time god hardened pharoh's heart for no goddamn reason.

I don't know what sick pleasure that douchebag gets from fucking with us.

hell, if sacrificing your only son wasn't bad enough....

 

[CandiCame]

hell, if sacrificing your only son wasn't bad enough....

We can go old-ass testimate. I'll give the motherfucker a goat if he'll stop the plague he hath sent to torture us.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

We can go old-ass testimate. I'll give the motherfucker a goat if he'll stop the plague he hath sent to torture us.

"Testimate"? I can tell someone hasn't picked up the book in awhile. And by that I mean a dictionary.

 

[spacekowboy]

She really ought to be upset that god made her to look like a face drawn on the back of a thumb.

 

[nowisthetime]

She really ought to be upset that god made her to look like a face drawn on the back of a thumb.

Go sit in the corner!!

 

[jaF0]

"Testimate"? I can tell someone hasn't picked up the book in awhile. And by that I mean a dictionary.

I can testament to that.

 

[jaF0]

Gorgeous, charming, and intelligent press secretary said WHAT?

Go sit in the corner!!

We talking about the same one? She who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Tom Arnold?

 

[HisArpy]

Too bad she didn't get the clue when God threw her out of a restaurant in Lexington, Virginia, several months ago.

Well, it coulda been a plan to save her from food poisoning. You know, that "works in mysterious ways" thing could be operating in the background and you'd never see it coming.

 

[nowisthetime]

We talking about the same one? She who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Tom Arnold?

Ya'll savage! You all are about to take me out!

 

[oO00Oo]

Religious people usually aren't very smart.

 

[adrina]

Could've been the flying spaghetti monster. Just sayin'.

 

[KeithD]

Well, it coulda been a plan to save her from food poisoning. You know, that "works in mysterious ways" thing could be operating in the background and you'd never see it coming.

Yeah, your "always the moron Trumpette" stance will always win out with you.

 

[TalkRadio1]

Messiah in our midst

I guess that means He also made Obama president. Twice.

Let's see what He does with her boy going forward.
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"I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that's why he's there"

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/30/po...ump/index.html?r=https**A**F**Fwww.cnn.com**F

Obama? Thanks for opening the door, Babe.

For your reading pleasure...

Obama’s apostles are hard to dismiss. Oprah simply calls him “The One,” because “we need politicians who know how to be the truth.” (Jesus says in John 14:6 “I am the way, the truth …”) Oprah goes on to say Obama will help us “evolve to a higher plane,” which would put Obama in the role of our Intelligent Designer.

According to the New York Times, Obama’s volunteers are taught to eschew discussions of the issues and instead “testify” about how they “came to Obama.”

And then there’s the Gospel according to Obama himself. In January, he told Dartmouth students that they will know to vote for him because“… a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack.”

https://www.nationalreview.com/2008/06/messiah-our-midst-jonah-goldberg/

 

[BBx18]

Looks like Rory got kicked in CUNT again

 

[BBx18]

Nigger is like a GOD says NewsReek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37B_nOdRTAA

 

[BBx18]

IS BARACK OBAMA THE MESSIAH?

http://obamamessiah.********.com/

 

[BBx18]

Buncha NIGGER is GOD pics

https://www.google.com/search?q=oba...KHUU4D4EQ9QEwA3oECAUQBg#imgrc=ewP_kSKC-xZcBM:

 

[BBx18]

better hurry Rory, get another CUNT

this one got kicked in TWICE in 2 days

 

[HisArpy]

Could've been the flying spaghetti monster. Just sayin'.

It's possible. It's possible.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/terrytoons/images/0/00/Poss_poss-1-.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110326102157

 

[jaF0]

Nobody remembers Awesome Possum.