Alright, I’ll Give it a Shot - 30yo Professional Male Looking for Chill Girl

[Chris_Michael]

So, about me:

I’m a big beautiful bald fat dude (BBBFD). I’m pretty chill though a tad crazy. I’m a pharmacist who opened and runs a very small pharmacy inside a clinic. We provide healthcare to those who cannot afford insurance, and we turn nobody down regardless of income.

Outside of that, my hobby of choice is gaming. Currently, I’m playing Ace Combat 7, Smash Ultimate, and various indie games on Steam.

I’m looking for friends. I don’t really have any hard limits. I do prefer women who can have decent conversations and who are open-minded. You don’t have to be a genius, but I do like women who can think critically.

Voice chat - Please consider this before PMing me. I don’t necessarily want to voice chat on day 1, but eventually, I will. I hate texting and I hate being glued to Lit just to keep up with one person. So, if your goal is to keep secrets from your husband or child, I’m not the guy for you. I want to be able to speak freely and not limited to when your husband is gone to work or when your kid is at school. That’s just too much to keep up with, IMO. I’m not judging. I just know from past experiences that it sucks to deal with.

Thanks.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

So, about me:

I’m a big beautiful bald fat dude (BBBFD). I’m pretty chill though a tad crazy. I’m a pharmacist who opened and runs a very small pharmacy inside a clinic. We provide healthcare to those who cannot afford insurance, and we turn nobody down regardless of income.

Outside of that, my hobby of choice is gaming. Currently, I’m playing Ace Combat 7, Smash Ultimate, and various indie games on Steam.

I’m looking for friends. I don’t really have any hard limits. I do prefer women who can have decent conversations and who are open-minded. You don’t have to be a genius, but I do like women who can think critically.

Voice chat - Please consider this before PMing me. I don’t necessarily want to voice chat on day 1, but eventually, I will. I hate texting and I hate being glued to Lit just to keep up with one person. So, if your goal is to keep secrets from your husband or child, I’m not the guy for you. I want to be able to speak freely and not limited to when your husband is gone to work or when your kid is at school. That’s just too much to keep up with, IMO. I’m not judging. I just know from past experiences that it sucks to deal with.

Thanks.

Good luck lovely,

 

[Midwest50Guy]

bbbfd. I might steal that.....Good luck sir

 

[Chris_Michael]

Good luck lovely,

Thanks, AP! How ya been lately?

 

[Chris_Michael]

bbbfd. I might steal that.....Good luck sir

Hey man, feel free to use it. And thanks! I’ll need all the luck I can get. lmao

 

[glBock]

So, about me:

I’m a big beautiful bald fat dude (BBBFD). I’m pretty chill though a tad crazy. I’m a pharmacist who opened and runs a very small pharmacy inside a clinic. We provide healthcare to those who cannot afford insurance, and we turn nobody down regardless of income.

Outside of that, my hobby of choice is gaming. Currently, I’m playing Ace Combat 7, Smash Ultimate, and various indie games on Steam.

I’m looking for friends. I don’t really have any hard limits. I do prefer women who can have decent conversations and who are open-minded. You don’t have to be a genius, but I do like women who can think critically.

Voice chat - Please consider this before PMing me. I don’t necessarily want to voice chat on day 1, but eventually, I will. I hate texting and I hate being glued to Lit just to keep up with one person. So, if your goal is to keep secrets from your husband or child, I’m not the guy for you. I want to be able to speak freely and not limited to when your husband is gone to work or when your kid is at school. That’s just too much to keep up with, IMO. I’m not judging. I just know from past experiences that it sucks to deal with.

Thanks.

Chris, in case you are interested in someone else's opinion of your ad, here's what I would tell you:

I found the first part of your ad touching + intruiging. You may run into difficulties fiding a woman with intelligence and a critical mind here, because "critical" imples an independent mind, and independent thinkers are rare around here, IMHO.

But you may be lucky, after all not all women here are subject to Group-think. Where I see you run into serious difficulties, is your requirement for more or less unrestricted voice chatting. I suggest you ask yourself the question "is unrestricted chatting by voice really so essential for me?"

My suspicion: you could make compromises. And whereever compromises are possible, it makes no sense to insist on absoluteless

Of course it could be that I misunderstand someting essential, in which case you should ignore what I say.

Good luck to you in any case. And remember: patience is of the essence. Especially when you voice somewhat tough requirements. But I am fairly sure, your ad will be a success sooner or later.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Chris, in case you are interested in someone else's opinion of your ad, here's what I would tell you:

I found the first part of your ad touching + intruiging. You may run into difficulties fiding a woman with intelligence and a critical mind here, because "critical" imples an independent mind, and independent thinkers are rare around here, IMHO.

But you may be lucky, after all not all women here are subject to Group-think. Where I see you run into serious difficulties, is your requirement for more or less unrestricted voice chatting. I suggest you ask yourself the question "is unrestricted chatting by voice really so essential for me?"

My suspicion: you could make compromises. And whereever compromises are possible, it makes no sense to insist on absoluteless

Of course it could be that I misunderstand someting essential, in which case you should ignore what I say.

Good luck to you in any case. And remember: patience is of the essence. Especially when you voice somewhat tough requirements. But I am fairly sure, your ad will be a success sooner or later.

Oh dude, I was friends with one person who refused to voice and I was romantically involved with one woman who refused to talk on voice (but she would send me video clips non-stop) and YES, I can assure you that voice chatting is a must.

But to be clear, it doesn't have be day 1, week 1, or even month 1. As long as I know she is willing to do it at some point.

I feel like voice chatting is pretty tame. I don't want cameras on or anything.

But I understand what you're saying. It's just that right now, I don't want to text/email/Lit only. It suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Thanks, AP! How ya been lately?

I got through today without punching anyone... and I really wanted to punch someone so... winning I guess... I think I’m winning. Any chilled out chicks PM’d you yet?

 

[Chris_Michael]

I got through today without punching anyone... and I really wanted to punch someone so... winning I guess... I think I’m winning. Any chilled out chicks PM’d you yet?

Nope, but one very non-chill chick did. She told me she had bad luck with men on Lit, and after not replying right away, she said bye and turned off PMs.

I was like uhhh k.

I guess I fucked up. *shrugs*

 

[Midwest50Guy]

Nope, but one very non-chill chick did. She told me she had bad luck with men on Lit, and after not replying right away, she said bye and turned off PMs.

I was like uhhh k.

I guess I fucked up. *shrugs*

i think that describes about half of the girls here, bad luck with men here and all. ....then they go the gblt section LOL

 

[Chris_Michael]

i think that describes about half of the girls here, bad luck with men here and all. ....then they go the gblt section LOL

It's super rare, but man when you find a cool woman, it feels so good. It's like heaven.

Damn, I gotta find a cool chick.

AP has a man already, which sucks. BUT... she might have friends. Dude, she might hook both of us up!

OOooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooh AP, we need a favor! =P

 

[Midwest50Guy]

It's super rare, but man when you find a cool woman, it feels so good. It's like heaven.

Damn, I gotta find a cool chick.

AP has a man already, which sucks. BUT... she might have friends. Dude, she might hook both of us up!

OOooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooh AP, we need a favor! =P

I will probably just get hooked up with her cock with my luck...LOL

 

[Chris_Michael]

I will probably just get hooked up with her cock with my luck...LOL

No! You need to have faith!

Come to think of it, I’m always in the Personals. I could probably find a cool girl hanging out SOMEWHERE around Lit.

The Playground is meh. It moves too fast. The AmPics wont do me any good. The GB is a no. And I suck at writing, which means no Author’s Hangout.

What else is on this damn forum?

I feel like I’m in the desert trying to find an oasis but chasing mirages. Hmmmmmm

 

[Midwest50Guy]

No! You need to have faith!

Come to think of it, I’m always in the Personals. I could probably find a cool girl hanging out SOMEWHERE around Lit.

The Playground is meh. It moves too fast. The AmPics wont do me any good. The GB is a no. And I suck at writing, which means no Author’s Hangout.

What else is on this damn forum?

I feel like I’m in the desert trying to find an oasis but chasing mirages. Hmmmmmm

try politics...it is like facebook.

 

[Chris_Michael]

try politics...it is like facebook.

I used to post there. It wasn’t my favorite Lit experience. Nope.

 

[KimGordon67]

Chris, in case you are interested in someone else's opinion of your ad, here's what I would tell you:

I found the first part of your ad touching + intruiging. You may run into difficulties fiding a woman with intelligence and a critical mind here, because "critical" imples an independent mind, and independent thinkers are rare around here, IMHO.

But you may be lucky, after all not all women here are subject to Group-think. Where I see you run into serious difficulties, is your requirement for more or less unrestricted voice chatting. I suggest you ask yourself the question "is unrestricted chatting by voice really so essential for me?"

My suspicion: you could make compromises. And whereever compromises are possible, it makes no sense to insist on absoluteless

Of course it could be that I misunderstand someting essential, in which case you should ignore what I say.

Good luck to you in any case. And remember: patience is of the essence. Especially when you voice somewhat tough requirements. But I am fairly sure, your ad will be a success sooner or later.

... and again with the over-generalised criticism of 'the women of Lit' - and then you wonder why the women here find you insufferable. I've had some stupid experiences in here, but I would never say that 'independent thinkers are rare' in here. In fact, your experiences would tend to suggest Lit is replete with women who are capable of independent thought, instead of conforming to your idea of what 'woman' should be.

 

[Chris_Michael]

... and again with the over-generalised criticism of 'the women of Lit' - and then you wonder why the women here find you insufferable. I've had some stupid experiences in here, but I would never say that 'independent thinkers are rare' in here. In fact, your experiences would tend to suggest Lit is replete with women who are capable of independent thought, instead of conforming to your idea of what 'woman' should be.

GET HIM, KIM! KICK HIS ASS!!!

Now, get naked and on the bed! Let’s have angry sex! Rawr!!!! =P

 

[KimGordon67]

GET HIM, KIM! KICK HIS ASS!!!

Now, get naked and on the bed! Let’s have angry sex! Rawr!!!! =P

LMAO ... I'm a bit old for you, and a bit old for angry sex. Bock is a dick though - I'm entirely unsure where he gets off advising other posters in the personals, given his relative failure in here. I totally got what you meant by voice - obviously no one is available 24/7, but what you're obviously wanting is someone who doesn't have 'sneak' moments in where they can talk with you. I had quite a long voice-Skype-based relationship with someone I met in here (in spite of Bock's view that I should probably have my own episode of the The Undateables), and while we were both married, we were lucky enough to spend extensive periods on our own. One marathon call when he was in another country for work and I was away from home and the time zones happened to almost coincide lasted for eight hours. When you find a person you click with, phone sex can be utterly awesome.

 

[Gamine67]

Voice chat - Please consider this before PMing me. I don’t necessarily want to voice chat on day 1, but eventually, I will. I hate texting and I hate being glued to Lit just to keep up with one person. So, if your goal is to keep secrets from your husband or child, I’m not the guy for you. I want to be able to speak freely and not limited to when your husband is gone to work or when your kid is at school. That’s just too much to keep up with, IMO. I’m not judging. I just know from past experiences that it sucks to deal with.

So you went to a author focused literary site to find people to voice chat with?

Do you take your car to the dog grooming shop to get the oil changed?

I think I see your problem.

 

[Chris_Michael]

LMAO ... I'm a bit old for you, and a bit old for angry sex. Bock is a dick though - I'm entirely unsure where he gets off advising other posters in the personals, given his relative failure in here. I totally got what you meant by voice - obviously no one is available 24/7, but what you're obviously wanting is someone who doesn't have 'sneak' moments in where they can talk with you. I had quite a long voice-Skype-based relationship with someone I met in here (in spite of Bock's view that I should probably have my own episode of the The Undateables), and while we were both married, we were lucky enough to spend extensive periods on our own. One marathon call when he was in another country for work and I was away from home and the time zones happened to almost coincide lasted for eight hours. When you find a person you click with, phone sex can be utterly awesome.

Uhhhh hmmm... do you know SassySheDevil? We’ve been best friends forever! We talk on the phone every day, and we have for years! We have those marathon calls but they are less frequent due to family and job stuff.

She’s married with kids. I’m not.

I guess I’m looking for a single woman.

 

[Chris_Michael]

So you went to a author focused literary site to find people to voice chat with?

Do you take your car to the dog grooming shop to get the oil changed?

I think I see your problem.

It’s called “Personals,” asshole. I can make whatever request that I’d like, as long as it doesn’t violate the ToU. So, STFU and GTFO....

... biatch.

 

[KimGordon67]

Uhhhh hmmm... do you know SassySheDevil? We’ve been best friends forever! We talk on the phone every day, and we have for years! We have those marathon calls but they are less frequent due to family and job stuff.

She’s married with kids. I’m not.

I guess I’m looking for a single woman.

We've posted in the same threads before, from what I recall fairly amicably. I don't know that I really 'know' anyone from Lit - if I was in the US there's a few people I'd been keen to meet, but that's logistically impossible.

 

[KimGordon67]

We've posted in the same threads before, from what I recall fairly amicably. I don't know that I really 'know' anyone from Lit - if I was in the US there's a few people I'd been keen to meet, but that's logistically impossible.

Actually, that's not true - I knew the guy I mentioned above extremely well, and there's another person I exchange emails with extremely regularly - we talk about all kinds of stuff, some sexy, some personal, some entirely random.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Actually, that's not true - I knew the guy I mentioned above extremely well, and there's another person I exchange emails with extremely regularly - we talk about all kinds of stuff, some sexy, some personal, some entirely random.

Yeah, I only care about the sexy stuff. I don’t care about anything else.

“Hey how’s your day?” is code for “What are you wearing?”

LMAO That’s not true but it kinda is depending on my mood.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Bumping this before bed. Gnight all!