DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
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- Dec 31, 2018
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Not broken. Maybe sprained.
TNP reduces the number of social media "friends" on a weekly basis.
True. I can't stand the politics posters, of any side.
TNP is naked right now.
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Not broken. Maybe sprained.
TNP reduces the number of social media "friends" on a weekly basis.
True. I can't stand the politics posters, of any side.
TNP is naked right now.
Absolutely true!! I would be naked 24/7 if I couldTrue. I’m off work today, so it is naked Thursday.
TNP likes to be naked as much as possible.
The next person has never made love with the opposite sex.
There was sex, but there was no love involved.
The next person has masturbated while driving.
False
TNP - has received oral sex while in a moving vehicle.
Yes...A little bit of an exhibitionist.
TNP...has seductively teased a person in a public place by touching themselves...
True. I’ve maybe done a couple of things in public...True
TNP has performed a sex act in public
True. I’ve maybe done a couple of things in public...
TNP has had sex in a car.
True. I’ve maybe done a couple of things in public...
TNP has had sex in a car.
TRUE...multiple times...
TNP has never been in a situation where a 3-some was possible...
False
TNP would rather have a 3some with 1 of their sex and 1 of the opposite, than 2 of the opposite sex.
It really doesn't matter to me just so long as no one has any hang-ups as to how the night can go.
TNP has had MMF and MFF 3somes where all persons engaged each other.
So true for you, qualified.
False - Assuming the distinction between MMF and MFM.
TNP - Really hates the taste of mango.
True, has a bite to it
TNP has a fantasy involving a certain song or album

Oh yes, quite true
The next person has given or worn sexy lingerie as a birthday/anniversary present
I may have given it as a gift, but if I did it was over 25 years ago. Nothing came of it.
TNP has recently surprised their SO with a unplanned romantic night of some kind (candlelit dinner, for example).
False - unless you have a really liberal definition of the word "recently" (but at least I feel terrible about it, right?)
TNP has recentlydecided to surprise her/his SO with a romantic evening.
True
TNP still likes to give/receive flowers just because they are pretty

TRUE!!!! (I love birds of paradise and lavender roses best in case anyone cares lol)
TNP has an unopened bottle of chocolate syrup in their pantry in case a "special occasion" comes up.![]()
False
TNP doesn't expect anything for Valentines.
FALSE!!! If I'm not spoiled on Valentine's Day there's trouble and he knows it!
TNP already knows what she/he is getting their SO for Valentine's Day.
Sadly, it will be another alone and lonely day for me.
TNP will spend Valentine's day watching porn and masturbating while wondering why this is the closest thing to romance s/he can muster these days.
