What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

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I’m sitting here criticising myself. So I’m thinking a constant monologue of critical thoughts. I’m my own worst enemy! I should probably get offline, and go wallow alone.

My 3000th post! I don’t know whether that’s something to be proud or ashamed of 😂
 
I’m sitting around half dressed, as I can’t find anything to wear. Might as well make the most of that and do a workout. It should improve my mood!
 
Maybe we ever all need is for one stone to embrace, at any instant, I never desire a market, but one shop to open my soul and let the fluttering sing for me.
 
I’ve had a workout, I’ve had some fresh air, now all I need is some food. I ran out of groceries and haven’t eaten today, but just popped to the store and subway :D
 
There needs to be an app where you can invite an anonymous neutral third party when having an argument.
 
How come whenever I split with someone, the next person in their life turns out to be "the one"? Am I just getting them warmed up?
 
How do I write a clever personal or playground post that will distinguish me from the other 90% of the men on this site, considering that 'reasonably fit, less than happily married, middle aged white man' is a role that could be played by half the men here and no one would notice?

I'm thinking of the Pogues song about "a man you don't meet every day" but in truth I know I'm a man that people encounter every hour.
 
You never realize how weird some of the shit you look at on your phone is until someone sits down next to you.
 
Oh, Ben, Jerry and I will be having a three-way. A shivery, sticky, sweet, three-way.
 
Why, why, why would some strange man whom I’ve never conversed with nor have I even seen before think it’s okay to send me jack off videos of himself?? Just because I might say on the fetish board or elsewhere I like to see men get off does NOT mean send me videos of you and your little dick without so much as a hello first. That’s something you should ask about before sending. It’s simple god damned manners for fucks sake.
 
If you are sky diving and your parachute won’t open you have your whole life to try and fix it
 
Genius is an over popularized trait. To think of it, we still revere geniuses is due to there are so few of them and that's because they were losing survival with time and will soon go extinct. Now I am no genius, I can safely proudly proclaim. :D
 
Depression and anxiety are really kicking my butt this week 😞

Never thought I’d admit that!
 
I still have a few things to do, but my god I cannot wait to get on that plane. This far out and the thought is already leaving me breathless.
 
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