What's He or She Saying?

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/11/300/20512265.jpg

You can play the back 9. We're going to go 69.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/getty/2018/12/28/c47940b2-b5b5-4d27-a146-0b2bd69c245d-getty-944812598.jpg?w=1020&h=574&fit=crop&crop=faces&auto=format&q=70

I didn't think it was THAT cold out here!

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/11/300/20512265.jpg


"Do your balls need washed?"

 

[BenDover4]

http://image-bugs.com/images/2018/11/17/jio231ceb.jpg

I'm not finding them...
You sure it's not spelled kondom??

 

[jaF0]

^^^

'Nice beaver!'

'Thanks, I just had it stuffed.'









(You had to see the movie ... )

 

[jaF0]

https://images.pornpics.com/1280/201810/10/7845239/7845239_016_739e.jpg

'Now young lady, you know you're not allowed to wear these when one of your 'Uncles' comes over to visit us'.

 

[delicious_man]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3c5d752fae95922e75989be755014b8b/tumblr_pi7jvjPAhH1v0jc6xo1_1280.jpg

"So here's the deal. I don't have the money for this month's rent yet ...but perhaps we might be able to come to some kind of arrangement?"

 

[Cyberbella]

https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516031114-4e1ca7af6238?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMDd9&dpr=1&auto=format&fit=crop&w=1000&q=80&cs=tinysrgb


"I don't think this is decaf."

 

[sail away]

sorry, image didn't come out right

 

[sail away]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3c5d752fae95922e75989be755014b8b/tumblr_pi7jvjPAhH1v0jc6xo1_1280.jpg

"That's ok Mr, Johnson. Daddy won't be home from work for at least an hour."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3c5d752fae95922e75989be755014b8b/tumblr_pi7jvjPAhH1v0jc6xo1_1280.jpg


"It's fun to stay at the Y....."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516031114-4e1ca7af6238?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMDd9&dpr=1&auto=format&fit=crop&w=1000&q=80&cs=tinysrgb

"Okay, this foam definitely tastes like cum. I guess that cute guy who works
at the coffee shop totally likes me after all."

 

[jaF0]

http://mayrant.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/squirrel-w-walnut.jpg

"This world is nuts."

 

[jaF0]

http://static.knittingparadise.com/upload/2013/5/2/1367499116093-white_squirrel_2.bmp

'What? You've never seen a squirrel in a rabbit costume?'

 

[HBergeron]

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The pineapple juice didn't help one little bit!

 

[BenDover4]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ac0ae6ab7cdcaf5d6082f13fd82b6a7/tumblr_pl9q9aABLo1u5ikhgo1_540.gif

Let me show you what I got while shopping today...

 

[LizVegas79]

http://mayrant.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/squirrel-w-walnut.jpg

"Oh well, if size matters to you, all I'm sayin' is you should see the tree this fell from baby."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/4432a2480312180fa065bfdbc1e3b6c7/tumblr_pexauvdavR1sp49vo_540.jpg

"Wow, I should have gotten glasses a long time ago. They totally make my boobs look bigger!"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/4432a2480312180fa065bfdbc1e3b6c7/tumblr_pexauvdavR1sp49vo_540.jpg

This book on why conservative attire matters to your reputation interests me. It's what I've always thought.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a789cca709d856fa241e6773ea2bc4a/tumblr_ou5n8uYIoY1vvl0qpo1_1280.jpg

"HEY! What are you guys cooking? Do any of you need a blowjob?"

(camping's so easy when you're a girl - we don't even need to own any camping equipment lol)

 

[jaF0]

^^^ 'Hey! Which one of you assholes went nuts with the Sharpie while I was asleep??'

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/49/6d/4c496d63de63b739ca025005bc1c32be.jpg


"It's easy. You just bring some food, the girls smell it and they trade for food. Camping IS easy"

 

[LizVegas79]

^^^ 'Hey! Which one of you assholes went nuts with the Sharpie while I was asleep??'

LOL!

"Hey assholes! Drawing on me when I'm asleep is so NOT cool!!!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/49/6d/4c496d63de63b739ca025005bc1c32be.jpg

(oh yeah, I can tell he DEFINITELY needs a bj )

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ac0ae6ab7cdcaf5d6082f13fd82b6a7/tumblr_pl9q9aABLo1u5ikhgo1_540.gif


"Wow. I haven't seen a rash like that since I was in Denang"