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RisingSheet

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Greetings and salutations and whatnot.

So let me proposition to the ladies of literotica with this little proposition (I will not apologize for that r e a l l y bad word play): you tell me what kind of story you want me to write, you tell me little details that you want me to pepper the story with (names&ages of protagonists, places, specific plot lines), little twists you’d like me to incorporate, etc... and I will weave a story around those parameters and I will send the chapters that I have written your way.

But of course there is something I want in return: since I like to hear a woman’s voice in every state of arousal, I’ll ask you to send me a recording of you reading the chapter (usually with an extra touch, like reading it while munching on an ice cube, or reading it in bed while wearing nothing but a scarf, sun glasses and your silk gloves... i‘ll try to be creative.) Does this sound fair?

We can do it in French or German, if you feel like exploring other languages.

What else is there to say? I am 37, single, rather tall, I sport a beard, I read a lot, love squash (the sport, not the plant), I make one hell of a Chinese slaw Vegan Burger, I love poetry and I once nearly killed a man with a throwing knife. True story. That should give you an idea of who I am.

If this sounds like an adventure you’d like to embark on, PM me. Chop chop.

Rock’n roll, J.
 
As a long-time reader, never-time poster, I’ve been contemplating writing a story for submission myself. Alas, I don’t have many details swirling around my head yet, but yours is an interesting proposition nevertheless.

Now, for the real question: What’s a girl got to do to get more info on this Chinese Slaw Vegan Burger?
 
As a long-time reader, never-time poster, I’ve been contemplating writing a story for submission myself. Alas, I don’t have many details swirling around my head yet, but yours is an interesting proposition nevertheless.

Now, for the real question: What’s a girl got to do to get more info on this Chinese Slaw Vegan Burger?


That doesn’t sounds tasty at all
 
O ye of little faith...

That doesn’t sounds tasty at all
O ye of little faith... maybe it sounds not tasty, but your taste buds will explode in delight.

Au contraire. It definitely sounds like something I wouldn’t mind having in my mouth. :kiss:

I’m not vegan, but I enjoy good food whether it has any animal products in it or not.
Now, for the real question: What’s a girl got to do to get more info on this Chinese Slaw Vegan Burger?

Well, well, well Sleep2Dream

It seems like I am holding all the cards... or at the least the recipe flash cards.
I feel drunk with power... or at least tipsy.

But I can‘t in good conscience withhold that recipe to further my own agenda. Slide in my PMs and you shall receive. I am pretty sure your mouth will be delighted! I did a non-vegan variation on the burger for some friends, and it was delicious too by all accounts.

Although I demand a photo if you go ahead and give the recipe a try.

J.
 
Well, well, well Sleep2Dream

It seems like I am holding all the cards... or at the least the recipe flash cards.
I feel drunk with power... or at least tipsy.

But I can‘t in good conscience withhold that recipe to further my own agenda. Slide in my PMs and you shall receive. I am pretty sure your mouth will be delighted! I did a non-vegan variation on the burger for some friends, and it was delicious too by all accounts.

Although I demand a photo if you go ahead and give the recipe a try.

J.

If you're reading this message, I've already been inside your box. I find it to be warm and cozy, if somewhat snug.

Thank you for having mercy on me, now that you've stolen my post virginity. (Alright, alright, I willingly gave it up.) I'm very much looking forward to trying out this recipe. Like I mentioned above, I'm not vegan and I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat burgers, so I'm always very curious when I hear about alternatives!

And since you didn't define a photo of what, I will endeavor to be creative should I/when I test this recipe out.

Please note, my mouth will be holding you accountable if it is not delighted! ;)
 
Stealing Post virginities since 2006

If you're reading this message, I've already been inside your box.

Did you leave something in the box for me? *whinyBradPittvoice* What‘s in the box? WHAT‘S IN THE BOX?

And not being clear about the photo was just such a rookie mistake, goooood lawd I am losing my edge.

I feel weirdly under pressure... I was not prepared for your mouth holding me accountable. I mean, I practically can guarantee that your taste buds will have the time of their life... but you better make damn sure that you follow my recipe to the T!

And we need to talk about your „mise en place“. Are your knives sharp? Do you have pink Hymalayan salt? Do you know how to cut a pepper bell properly, how to core and seed it? How to slice and dice Chinese cabbage? IS IT GETTING HAWT IN HERE?! No? Just me then? Oh the pressure...

Fuck it, let‘s do this, YOLO and whatnot.

I am diving into my box...
 
I’m not looking which may be a tragedy because I do want the vegan chinese slaw burger.

Fun ad, I do like folk who don’t take themselves too seriously, best of luck to you, :heart:
 
I’m not looking which may be a tragedy because I do want the vegan chinese slaw burger.

Fun ad, I do like folk who don’t take themselves too seriously, best of luck to you, :heart:
I had one such burger in my recently departed shed ( i am getting cross-threaded) it was then consumed by the sheep
 
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