The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Saint Peter]

Balance is boring.

 

[Notcastor]

it looks more like 3 or 4 inches but you can see the ice on top of it already

so driving anytime soon will be fun

Isnt that the only reason to have a jeep, to go for a drive when nobody else can?

 

[jaF0]

Unable to decide if I'm indecisive or not.

Grocery stores have sales on stuff I could use. Thinking about going.

But maybe next weeks sales will be better?


It's cold and crappy out. Next week might be less cold and crappy.

 

[lovetoread]

my bewb itches

 

[trysail]

2½ hours from now, it'll all be over.


Last year, I did it in 1:13:22 and was 4th in my age group.

How am I bribing myself this time? With bacon.

Finish the race; eat a rasher of bacon. It's that simple.


It's a balmy 47° and spitting. That's going to be the high temperature for the day. There may be one more small band of drizzle still out there. It's supposed to blow like bloody hell for the next 24 hours; there is a gale warning for the afternoon. Tonight, the wind chill will be below 0° (F).



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[jaF0]

Bacon gives me a rasher two also. Makes what itches need scratchin'.

 

[trysail]

Don't forget tonight's "Blood Moon" Total Lunar Eclipse.

It ought to be a pretty good show.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90290031&postcount=4715



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[Saint Peter]

It seems that one of the moons is itchy.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I have no desire to get out from under this duvet.

 

[Sean]

Man, Graham Linehan is really pissing off the more extreme trans-rights people.

 

[jaF0]

I have no desire to get out from under this duvet.

I have no desire to do anything. I need a new brain. Mine's been stuck in park for weeks. I haven't done hardly anything at all since mid-December.

 

[HarryHill]

I have no desire to get out from under this duvet.

..
:subliminal: big spread, big spread, big spread, big spread

 

[Aglaopheme]

The blatantly subliminal big spread will have to wait as I am off to work.

 

[Counselor706]

I received a lovely surprise friday nite; a woman texted me to meet her at a bar, where she bought me a drink.

She wished me a good weekend; then after leaving, she texted me to meet her at a restaurant, where she bought me dinner.

After bidding me a good evening, she sent me directions to what turned out to be a hilton, where she’d booked a nice suite for us.

A very good seduction effort on her part, i must say.

Does silvergurl taste as good as she looks?

 

[thør]

I need a ceiling fan for the cabin. An energy efficient one. And, one that's made well and won't break down. It's 23 feet from the floor to the bottom of the beam and I don't want to have any sort of repeat maintenance on the thing.

 

[adrina]

I'm cleaning my oven. So far the no fume promise has held true. An hour and a half to go. So far, the signs are good.

 

[phantom4533]

I need a ceiling fan for the cabin. An energy efficient one. And, one that's made well and won't break down. It's 23 feet from the floor to the bottom of the beam and I don't want to have any sort of repeat maintenance on the thing.

Can’t you repurpose a propeller from a plane that crashed up there?

 

[silver gurl]

They are still calling this a blizzard. Going to venture out shortly.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/6yLXDrt/Screen-Shot-2019-01-20-at-1-42-19-PM.png

 

[islandman]

I want a thermoelectric fan.

 

[oO00Oo]

https://i.ibb.co/6yLXDrt/Screen-Shot-2019-01-20-at-1-42-19-PM.png

They both have smug little faces that you just want to beat to a pulp.

 

[butters]

Your land?

I hope not.

uh huh, though they're not everywhere. just making themselves more known this past year and not just here - seeing lots of them dotted all over the place for miles.

 

[Sean]

Jesus fucking Christ. Busybody has a Twitter account and Josh Marshall just took the piss out of him.

 

[butters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePREI8Qqi0Y

funny vid of pets reactions to 'magic tricks'

 

[cowslinger64]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2504319/85864787.jpg