What's He or She Saying?

[lustpuppy]

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"Stop whining! I poked holes in the lid so you can breathe.... Honey? ....honey? Oh don't give me the silent treatment or I'll keep you in there longer..... Honey??"

Now prove you love kissing ass

 

[BenDover4]

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Yes Sir, I am new here, but I don't mind starting at the bottom.

What's that... you'd rather I be on top ??

 

[jaF0]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/97165/bdsmlr-97165-LR8XNSRiBc.jpg

'OK, up or down?'

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/141933/bdsmlr-141933-TKLofh7iw3.jpg

Meghan: "No doubt the Queen's going to have an opinion about this outfit too."

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/afdb848db6cacf490c56a3fb8ad74eef/tumblr_phy2d8IQfL1tr7luco1_500.jpg

'Hey! Who's touching my ass??'

 

[BenDover4]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/conference-championship-time-root-root-for-her-team-25-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

Some idiot just asked me if I had any crackers...

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/conference-championship-time-root-root-for-her-team-25-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

"There's a guy dressed as a mouse who looks REALLY hungry"

 

[whenagain]

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"Ha-ha. You missed you pervert. It landed on my book. Now stop and let me study."

“I told you— street smarts only go so far. Now let’s get you studied up for the test.”

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yes I see the giant tent in your pants. But no, I'm not going to untie you yet.
I told you. I have to study. I have a test tomorrow. Besides, I like when you save up for me."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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This week on Gilligans Island Lizzie and her friends get shipwrecked with the crew from the minnow. Mr Howell has a coronary and dies. Mrs Howell knits them all cover ups. Ginger and Marianne borrow their lady razors. The professor invents viagra. The skipper shows them his "little buddy" And Gilligan plays with his periscope.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Yes. He's hot to look at but dumb as fuck. I told him I wanted to swing and he gets me this?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Oh honey. I know what you mean by 'dumb as fuck.' I told my hubby I wanted him to fill me up and he gave me this?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"oh girls add my hubby to that dumc ass list. I told mine I was going to let him in my panties tonight and he brought home these???"

 

[LizVegas79]

love the dumb husband jokes!

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Get your balls off my car!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"My hubby was dumb so I divorced him. Then I bought this to remind me what a pain in the ass he was"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Don't even go there girls. My hubby is THE DUMBEST.! I told him I wanted a sybee for christmas and look what he bought me!!! I dumped it over his dumb ass"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"That's right, dummy. When I said I liked your friends and I'd love to tag along the next
time you go to Vegas with them, it meant I like-like your friends. So where are they?"

 

[medicmike]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3c5d752fae95922e75989be755014b8b/tumblr_pi7jvjPAhH1v0jc6xo1_1280.jpg My friends are out parking the bus. Too make it easy I’ve assigned them all numbers

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Why did you rent us bicycles, honey? When I said you should take me for a ride
this morning I meant you should climb on top of me and prove how much you love me."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"This is sooo NOT a sybbie. My husband is a moron."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Why did you rent us bicycles, honey? When I said you should take me for a ride
this morning I meant you should climb on top of me and prove how much you love me."

Welcome to the dumb party. Lmao!!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Wait, you promised you were going to replace my seat with Jake, that nice big black dildo you bought me."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"I told my dumb ass hubby I wanted something hard that vibrated. So the dumb ass got me this saying 'i got you buzz and woody'.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81VSNWdaGxL._SY355_.jpg

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Ever since I got this bike and changed my uniform, my paper route tips have increased by hundreds and no one bitches if the paper is late anymore"