Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

[Youneverknow81]

Haha, it is about angles. I tend to use tilts to look thinner, which may make my boobs look bigger or smaller, depending. But hands free I am often sitting the phone straight.[/QUOTE]

You’re a craftswoman ;-)

 

[HornyProf]

Late to the party but you look awesome in a corset, as well as without one, of course!

I heard once that Frederick's was a place for big bras but alas research shows they only go to F.

 

[EndlessNameless]

But yet your face is still not between my thighs. I checked.

Hey, bumblefuck is hard to find. Give me a break. Not even GPS can find this shit.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You’re a craftswoman ;-)

I have made skilks

Late to the party but you look awesome in a corset, as well as without one, of course!

I heard once that Frederick's was a place for big bras but alas research shows they only go to F.

Thanks. And hahaha, no their shit is little. Similar size to Victoria's secret. I still buy a lot of panties and my yoga pants there, but I could only buy bras there when I was 100lbs, not kidding. And I still had to buy a too large band to get enough cup room and remove the padding. Truth, I like the even vanity size the bras, ie say the cup is bigger than it is.

Hey, bumblefuck is hard to find. Give me a break. Not even GPS can find this shit.

Ok, that is true. Take 75, turn left before northwest central bumblefuck, head to east bumblefuck, pass summercamp number 1 and it is right before summercamp 2, just past the cows, by the big tree. Will be waiting with bells on. The bells are on the nipple clamps

 

[Youneverknow81]

I have made skilks

I’m intrigued, what is a skilk?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m intrigued, what is a skilk?

Skills 2 hours after wine o'clock while on my cell. Shut up lol.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Skills 2 hours after wine o'clock while on my cell. Shut up lol.

Haha I was imagining some sort of wrap shirt made out of a kilt or something haha.

 

[Bdm20]

Skills 2 hours after wine o'clock while on my cell. Shut up lol.

I enjoy your vibe two hours after wine o’clock. What does two hours after pot o’clock bring, if you ever so indulge?

 

[EndlessNameless]

Ok, that is true. Take 75, turn left before northwest central bumblefuck, head to east bumblefuck, pass summercamp number 1 and it is right before summercamp 2, just past the cows, by the big tree. Will be waiting with bells on. The bells are on the nipple clamps

Will I bet greeted by terrible 80s glam metal with lots of cowbell?

Pussy tight!
Tonight

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And just to bitch about cellphones, why is it if I type, it's shot like wanting you to duck me like a little slot because I really need a hard cocktail and I so love being your beach....but if I just hit the middle button I get (hitting middle button after typing I)

I want you to fuck me from behind, pull my hair. I so need your hard cock inside me.

Fuck my middle button can talk dirty but I can't.

My phone is such a douche.

 

[Youneverknow81]

And just to bitch about cellphones, why is it if I type, it's shot like wanting you to duck me like a little slot because I really need a hard cocktail and I so love being your beach....but if I just hit the middle button I get (hitting middle button after typing I)

I want you to fuck me from behind, pull my hair. I so need your hard cock inside me.

Fuck my middle button can talk dirty but I can't.

My phone is such a douche.

Your phone is like a overzealous Puritan who likes to get freaky when the doors are locked, sex is a sin unless your phone is talking about it

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Haha I was imagining some sort of wrap shirt made out of a kilt or something haha.

Haha. Maybe somewhere

I enjoy your vibe two hours after wine o’clock. What does two hours after pot o’clock bring, if you ever so indulge?

Honestly, pot is my off button now. When I just get to be too much, whether too crazy, too wild, too insatiable, whatever...it is my off button, so girlfriends when out, hubby etc. Will keep offering until I forget I don't want it and hit it, and then I will sit and watch tv while eating doritos. So yes, I try to avoid now. Something happened when I got old that it made me lazy.

Will I bet greeted by terrible 80s glam metal with lots of cowbell?

Pussy tight!
Tonight

Oh come on You know you want an 80s glam metal lap dance

 

[HornyProf]

And just to bitch about cellphones, why is it if I type, it's shot like wanting you to duck me like a little slot because I really need a hard cocktail and I so love being your beach....but if I just hit the middle button I get (hitting middle button after typing I)

I want you to fuck me from behind, pull my hair. I so need your hard cock inside me.

Fuck my middle button can talk dirty but I can't.

My phone is such a douche.

I'll have to try the middle button thing. My texts come off as bad Dada-ist poetry.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Oh come on You know you want an 80s glam metal lap dance

I can't lie, my interest is now piqued.

 

[wickedpanda]

I heard Just a and lap dance..****ns to get singles....ok let's do this busty girl.

 

[Bdm20]

Haha. Maybe somewhere



Honestly, pot is my off button now. When I just get to be too much, whether too crazy, too wild, too insatiable, whatever...it is my off button, so girlfriends when out, hubby etc. Will keep offering until I forget I don't want it and hit it, and then I will sit and watch tv while eating doritos. So yes, I try to avoid now. Something happened when I got old that it made me lazy.

What effect did it have on you before “now”?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll have to try the middle button thing. My texts come off as bad Dada-ist poetry.

Haha. Well truth be told, if I am middle buttoning it, I am phoning it in or at a loss for words.

My real dirty talk is worse.

More like. I would start with a blow job. A little teasing with my tongue at first. Lick up and down your hard shaft as I look up at you, probably a little tickle of your balls. Then trace around the tip with my tongue. Finally I will actually start letting you control the speed that depth with my hair.

Finally I will push you down and climb on top. Riding hard and fast. You should probably keep your hands on my tits to avoid the assault as I really need to get off, plus I was getting really bored on my knees. I will cum a couple of times. But that will be like 5 minutes as I cum fast. And I really lack upper body strength so my arms will be really tired from the frenzied pace. Your turn to be in control for a while. I dismount, probably fall of the bed, but i bounce back fast.

Yeah this is why I shouldn't talk dirty

I can't lie, my interest is now piqued.

Oh you know the hair whipping, dancing, a badly coordinated shimmy and shake, a trip on the god awful heels until I take them off. A lot of lap gridding as my tits hit you in the face several times causing whiplash, and we end up on people's court.

Really, it is me, how else would it go?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I heard Just a and lap dance....****ns to get singles....ok let's do this busty girl.

Are you using speech to text. I only see asterisks when someone's hands are busy and the say fuck or slut or something.

What effect did it have on you before “now”?

A slutty chick version of Hyde from that 70s show.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Haha. Well truth be told, if I am middle buttoning it, I am phoning it in or at a loss for words.

My real dirty talk is worse.

More like. I would start with a blow job. A little teasing with my tongue at first. Lick up and down your hard shaft as I look up at you, probably a little tickle of your balls. Then trace around the tip with my tongue. Finally I will actually start letting you control the speed that depth with my hair.

Finally I will push you down and climb on top. Riding hard and fast. You should probably keep your hands on my tits to avoid the assault as I really need to get off, plus I was getting really bored on my knees. I will cum a couple of times. But that will be like 5 minutes as I cum fast. And I really lack upper body strength so my arms will be really tired from the frenzied pace. Your turn to be in control for a while. I dismount, probably fall of the bed, but i bounce back fast.

Yeah this is why I shouldn't talk dirty


Uhh, it’s working for me

 

[HornyProf]

I think you underestimate your erotic imagination and your sheer horniness is such a turn on.

 

[Bdm20]

A slutty chick version of Hyde from that 70s show.

Nice. My wife was apparently quite the pothead when she was younger, well before I met her. Won’t smoke now, except on rare occasion. Says it does nothing for her. That’s what she says, but the sex is off the charts when she’s high. For me, it just makes me want to fuck. Probably because cumming is so much more intense.

 

[Youneverknow81]

I think you underestimate your erotic imagination and your sheer horniness is such a turn on.

I have to agree, imagining her typing it with rapidly dampening panties bra less with a loose fitting t shirt next to her husband who is lost in a video game, her pheramones taking over the room as the primal call of her need for pleasure and to please her admirers draws her hand under her waistband and her finger start to strum her clit. Her hips rotate forward as her breathing picks up, those perfect tits rising and falling quicker and quicker as her nipples ache to be sucked...

Yeah, she’s inspirational alright

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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Uhh, it’s working for me

Ok so we have established you are either the type who could watch porn with me, make fun of it, try to duplicate it with me, fail badly, laugh hysterically, then play some fun sexy silly guessing game.

Or you are kind of hard up.

I think you underestimate your erotic imagination and your sheer horniness is such a turn on.

Well not much erotic imagination but oh yes a whole fuck ton of sheer horniness

Nice. My wife was apparently quite the pothead when she was younger, well before I met her. Won’t smoke now, except on rare occasion. Says it does nothing for her. That’s what she says, but the sex is off the charts when she’s high. For me, it just makes me want to fuck. Probably because cumming is so much more intense.

Yeah, I was a hardcore pot head for a long time, maybe why it didn't have that effect, maybe it did once. Then I quit for a long time, and people discovered it is my off button

I have to agree, imagining her typing it with rapidly dampening panties bra less with a loose fitting t shirt next to her husband who is lost in a video game, her pheramones taking over the room as the primal call of her need for pleasure and to please her admirers draws her hand under her waistband and her finger start to strum her clit. Her hips rotate forward as her breathing picks up, those perfect tits rising and falling quicker and quicker as her nipples ache to be sucked...

Yeah, she’s inspirational alright

Well yes that could happen, has happened, but I wouldn't have been able to say it as eloquently as that.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Ok so we have established you are either the type who could watch porn with me, make fun of it, try to duplicate it with me, fail badly, laugh hysterically, then play some fun sexy silly guessing game.

Or you are kind of hard up.


Well yes that could happen, has happened, but I wouldn't have been able to say it as eloquently as that.

Easily the first option! Sex is as silly and absurd as the rest of life, may as well have as much fun with it as possible!

You doubt yourself a bit too much I think!

 

[EndlessNameless]

Oh you know the hair whipping, dancing, a badly coordinated shimmy and shake, a trip on the god awful heels until I take them off. A lot of lap gridding as my tits hit you in the face several times causing whiplash, and we end up on people's court.

Really, it is me, how else would it go?

Does any of that really matter as long as sex is involved?

Whiplash? I love that song. Oops, I mean Dick Rash.