What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5708fbace33e292db2acc1e63a2a4ac8/tumblr_pjuusaHuvN1wfzvbbo1_1280.jpg


"It's hard! Your hose is all kinky and I'm getting all wet!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5708fbace33e292db2acc1e63a2a4ac8/tumblr_pjuusaHuvN1wfzvbbo1_1280.jpg

"This hose was made in Portugal, of course it squirts"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5708fbace33e292db2acc1e63a2a4ac8/tumblr_pjuusaHuvN1wfzvbbo1_1280.jpg

"Look! It squirts just like me!"]

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"Look! It squirts just like me!"]

It's kinky like you too and it glistens on the surface.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/10756040/224544114

"Liz, seriously. What your husband doesn't know won't hurt him."

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/10756040/224544114

"Liz, seriously. What your husband doesn't know won't hurt him."

It has to be transparent, honey or else the guys wouldn't be able to see my nipple rings!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/10756040/224544114

"Oh this? Your boss got it for me when I went to go talk to him about your raise last year. Remember?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/fdeb3995751db147ab8bf7f8c4f80ecc/tumblr_pemx8tNQN71tkq3nno1_1280.jpg


"Hold up Mr. Hasselhoff! Bay Watch was cancelled years ago. That line doesn't work anymore old man!"

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/10756040/224544114{/QUOTE]

"Oh this? Your boss got it for me when I went to go talk to him about your raise last year. Remember?"

I'm smiling because I got through security at the airport SO FAST wearing this! There was almost no place to hide anything - and easy for them to check those two places where something could be hid! I loved it!

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/10756040/224544114{/QUOTE]

"Oh this? Your boss got it for me when I went to go talk to him about your raise last year. Remember?"

Of course, your boss ALSO enjoyed the raise it gave him!!!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/677009f060223ac976c491ac7cc309a0/tumblr_pblruuMC6q1w3mpi6o1_1280.jpg

"That wasn't funny. Go to your room, pervert."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/fdeb3995751db147ab8bf7f8c4f80ecc/tumblr_pemx8tNQN71tkq3nno1_1280.jpg

"Only 5 more of your friends to go, honey!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/932e82a0bb443922a572693cc0746e07/tumblr_pajbsyrfoz1xxvhbyo1_1280.jpg


"Stop calling me Cher you old pervert! You're the CLUELESS one! And what does 'as if' mean?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/14b645e3d6ec962cdd52bafcf47bc36d/tumblr_pehn53QWnb1wgo4dwo1_540.jpg


"No honey she just followed me home. Can we keep her? PLEASE? I promise to clean up after her! Look how affectionate she is!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://public.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/118519/bdsmlr-118519-urHoFCkTzB-og.jpg

"Did you seriously just say, 'Nothing like a meeting of great minds' honey?
You are soooo not getting laid when we get back to the hotel later."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c8564133eaffef74f671a5073ac161d0/tumblr_pdx5roZhPO1u8bprdo1_640.jpg


"Stop whining! I poked holes in the lid so you can breathe.... Honey? ....honey? Oh don't give me the silent treatment or I'll keep you in there longer..... Honey??"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://public.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/118519/bdsmlr-118519-urHoFCkTzB-og.jpg


"No. That's my husband. The pervert I was telling you about. Why are you holding that crazy glue? What's so funny???"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://public.**********/uploads/photos/2019/01/118519/bdsmlr-118519-urHoFCkTzB-og.jpg


"I bet if we joined chins we could make 'heart tits'. "

 

[LizVegas79]

https://public.**********/uploads/photos/2019/01/118519/bdsmlr-118519-urHoFCkTzB-og.jpg


"I bet if we joined chins we could make 'heart tits'. "

(i bet they could! )

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e4b829851fb873c4b8b86ca211c10ebb/tumblr_obgtkuIxIF1ql7ajuo1_500.gif


"It's hotter when your husband watches"

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e4b829851fb873c4b8b86ca211c10ebb/tumblr_obgtkuIxIF1ql7ajuo1_500.gif


"It's hotter when your husband watches"

"It itches SO MUCH when it starts to grow back!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/3X4OS4i.jpg?1

"Ha-ha. You missed you pervert. It landed on my book. Now stop and let me study."

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/932e82a0bb443922a572693cc0746e07/tumblr_pajbsyrfoz1xxvhbyo1_1280.jpg

I'm an A student.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d960441aeb7d3e5e6468c07f584013b8/tumblr_pke6p6ePbv1y261rso1_540.jpg

"Okay, maybe I have a problem. But you still love me, right sweetie?"

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d960441aeb7d3e5e6468c07f584013b8/tumblr_pke6p6ePbv1y261rso1_540.jpg

'You DO know my birth name was Bob, right? I mean, that doesn't matter now, does it?'