The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Hal9000_]

Not one sexy, fun thread on the entire first page.

Well, make one.

 

[CandiCame]

Hi Harry

Frogging is a form of deleting your account. The frog emoji used to show up in place of your old posts.

It's also when you pull apart a piece of knitting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

and i am down with the mayo and ketchup mix

ah, but if that's supposed to be a mix, then lemme hit ya with the mastermixes...

https://i.ibb.co/QQC1NLm/Kick-Ass-Ketchups.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/oxLpLI0eNf3Wg/giphy.gif

Not one sexy, fun thread on the entire first page. Such a shame that the flirting died. Or, did everyone just get old and crotchety? Is it true? Do ppl really lose interest in sex and sexual bantering when they get old?

That’s such a shame.

True. The once joyful souls of yore have been supplanted by the Age Of Schmuck, perhaps forever.

But as long you don't take off the blindfold, it can't infect you!

https://i.iheart.com/v3/re/new_assets/5c2ca905ac364cf6187a5be7

 

[Saint Peter]

Punks.

 

[Notcastor]

Not one sexy, fun thread on the entire first page. Such a shame that the flirting died. Or, did everyone just get old and crotchety? Is it true? Do ppl really lose interest in sex and sexual bantering when they get old?


That’s such a shame.

Fuck off to the playground for flirting, you stinky old man.

 

[Saint Peter]

He hides it well.





Very, very well.

 

[jaF0]

*Passes Thor a cocktail*

Could have so many meanings on THIS board.

Frogging?

Hi Harry

Frogging is a form of deleting your account. The frog emoji used to show up in place of your old posts.

Does that mean they croaked?

 

[Saint Peter]

So we've been toad.

 

[HarryHill]

:groans:

 

[Saint Peter]

I blame the snow.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I blame the snow.

Snow good.

 

[jaF0]

Snow blows.

 

[oO00Oo]

So does lance's mom.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

So does lance's mom.

oO00Oo

 

[Saint Peter]

The snow has been blown.

Blowed.

Blorn.

Blew.

 

[adrina]

Did Little Boy Blue Blorn his Horn?

 

[pointless]

no one wants to hear about your coke problem, dude.

but, seriously, you should get help. it's not even noon. bit early to be coked up, bro.

 

[raindancer]

Pics or it didn’t happen. You know where to send them.

I think a trip to visit me is just what the Dr ordered. It’s very Zen here. You’d Love it, Rainy. We could just hang out and take in the scenery

That sounds divine!

 

[raindancer]

Fuck snow.

Cold rain here.

I'm under blankets with my old cat and Killing Eve. I may not even put on pants today.

 

[islandman]

I found an flashback alt music station on Radio.com.....

I prefer "Island of Seals" over "Our Lips are Sealed".

 

[pointless]

my ankle hurts. that sucks.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/c4d57975e29c4b5626a095ef43847403/tenor.gif?itemid=5229916

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

They're quackers!

 

[butters]

They're quackers!

gotta love some of these replies


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Look at that kind dog taking their friend for a walk


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“Mama, what’s wrong with that duck?”


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...it's not dead...it's pining for the fjords...

 

[thør]

The snow has been blown.

Blowed.

Blorn.

Blew.

I have shirt-tale family from that neck of the woods. They chided me for not removing all the white shit off the drive so that the pavement was bare.

They don't understand winter.