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When I look over my previous ads, in many of them altruism comes shining through; unjustifiably so. But let me be honest: even though I have a penchant for wanting to give a lot away to the woman I search for, I am not doing this out of pure altruism; instead I long for getting something back in return. To be liked, to be admired maybe, to be recognized as a man worth knowing; whatever you like to call it.

In this pursuit of attracting a soul and a heart, nobody is selfless; myself included.

And frankly I find that totally fair; I am not chastising myself. Because why am I doing what I do here? To win someone's liking and more, in return for getting mine. And I am just as certain: when a woman sends me back a PM, she does that because she also wants to be liked and admired. Nothing wrong with that either.

So what am I prepared to offer you here? Not all that much, if you go by conventional metrics. My main offer to you is intimate companionship, and that's worth something mainly for people who used to get it from their spouses, but no longer do so. As for me, my wife lost her interest in erotic intimacy, when her menopause ended without any more desires in that direction. And unfortunately many other things go by the wayside, when erotic intimacy disappears in a marriage.

I am no longer young and perky; all I can claim is perennial horniness. Or – to say it in more civilized terms – my sex drive is still up and running. Useful perhaps, should you be missing that a lot in your current partnership.

Then I consider myself a human male being, and I expect you to be a highly human female. Again it does not sound like much, but in reality it can be a priceless treasure (if two people claiming it mean that with full honesty), in these days and age of ever more de-humanizing environments. You can count on meeting somebody, who will stand behind you, or walk beside you, whichever way you like to phrase it.

And next I would like to extend that a lot further than only treating each other with respect and with a positive view on one another. My intention is nothing less than enticing and arousing each other's libidos, and in addition to that, also each other's souls and minds as well. "Mindfondling" and tickling each other's souls, if you pardon the expression. I really hope you are enjoying such activities.

Maybe you have to count me as a hopeless romantic, combined with lots of optimism. Not entirely safe for a totally realistic engagement. But frankly, I am convinced there are more important things in life than only realism, however much I value it most of the time.
 
thank you

thank you, Jamie, I appreciate your note.

And good luck wishes from me to you.
 
Couldn't have written it better, myself!

Hey, glBlock -

I sympathize completely, and I stand envious of your way with words. I have, at times, attempted to articulate similar feelings in searching for literary female companionship, but it's tough: true romance of the short-term/long-distance/lavishly-written variety seems a bit too intense for many users of this site, likely due to the fact that the most pleasurable connections, while fluently formed, are difficult to break once the time comes to do so. For many in this day and age, opening up spiritually and emotionally is more difficult than opening up sexually... even from behind the cloak of anonymity. Fortunately, this site seems to host an abundance of intelligent, creative women, so I have high hopes for us both! Hang in there, sir... here's hoping the right woman for you comes across this thread.
 
thank you!

thank you, Stroke of the Pen, It feels a lot better to see a comment from someone, who is able to read, compared to an illiterate poster.

I wish you a lot of luck yourself on this site. As you said, there do exist intelligent and creative women here, the only challenge is to find one of them. If I may add one bit of advice to you: a lot of patience is needed sometimes.

Keep up your positive spirit!
 
This is only my second day on this site and I'm happy to read that although sex is a desire, true human connection is being sought after as well. I often feel my lack of intimacy, both sexually and intellectually, in my marriage leaves me struggling to find that human connection once again. I only wish my husband desired such connection. But alas, I'm happy to find I'm not alone in seeking some connection in this lonely world.
 
If I were you, shy one, I would not overdo it! You have written nothing about yourself worth mentioning in your post #1, as I see it, except /I want, I want, I want/, except that even here you don't seem to know quite what it is you want. So it seems to me, bringing up extra demands is not becoming you very well.

And when it comes to your looks: OK, but nothing out of the ordinary. You have a sexy avatar pic, you have a cute pouting face, you own big tits, but rather disproportionate nipples, and you seem definitely overweight; so don't overestimate yourself on the physical attractiveness scale either, I suggest.

It seems to me, a bit more modesty would win you more friends, but then I forgot, this is Lit, here every Tom Dick and Harry will send you lots of compliments.

^^^^
The message he left me on my personal’s ad. I hope you ladies do a little research before Mr. Judgypants decides your nipples aren’t of adequate size. There’s so much I’d love to type, but I’ll let his own words to me do the work...
Does your poor wife know you’re looking for a little side piece? Sad. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
 
If I were you, shy one, I would not overdo it! You have written nothing about yourself worth mentioning in your post #1, as I see it, except /I want, I want, I want/, except that even here you don't seem to know quite what it is you want. So it seems to me, bringing up extra demands is not becoming you very well.

And when it comes to your looks: OK, but nothing out of the ordinary. You have a sexy avatar pic, you have a cute pouting face, you own big tits, but rather disproportionate nipples, and you seem definitely overweight; so don't overestimate yourself on the physical attractiveness scale either, I suggest.

It seems to me, a bit more modesty would win you more friends, but then I forgot, this is Lit, here every Tom Dick and Harry will send you lots of compliments.

^^^^
The message he left me on my personal’s ad. I hope you ladies do a little research before Mr. Judgypants decides your nipples aren’t of adequate size. There’s so much I’d love to type, but I’ll let his own words to me do the work...
Does your poor wife know you’re looking for a little side piece? Sad. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Oi missus - what you doing here? Shouldn’t you be hiding in shame somewhere? :D

Only joking, obviously, :heart:

Anyone else think it’s weird that strokeofthepen has been here since May but he chooses this as his first post? Not suggesting it’s a glBock alt... no wait, that is exactly what I am wondering...

It seems really weird to use your first post here...:confused:
 
Oi missus - what you doing here? Shouldn’t you be hiding in shame somewhere? :D

Only joking, obviously, :heart:

Anyone else think it’s weird that strokeofthepen has been here since May but he chooses this as his first post? Not suggesting it’s a glBock alt... no wait, that is exactly what I am wondering...

It seems really weird to use your first post here...:confused:

I’m wearing my scarlet O (for obese) with pride. ;)
 
Yup

Oi missus - what you doing here? Shouldn’t you be hiding in shame somewhere? :D

Only joking, obviously, :heart:

Anyone else think it’s weird that strokeofthepen has been here since May but he chooses this as his first post? Not suggesting it’s a glBock alt... no wait, that is exactly what I am wondering...

It seems really weird to use your first post here...:confused:

All you have to do is read it. Definitely the same guy. Good to see assholes like this called out on the boards.
 
I think GoldRogue is implying that I'm an alternate account belonging to the person who posted this thread... but, I assure you, I'm not. I'm sorry to read that some of you have been insulted or had issues with that guy - I was merely responding to a post made by someone who, on the surface, seemed a kindred spirit. I'm not interested in offending or insulting anybody... this is my first time exploring this part of the site, as I joined about a year ago to post a story I'd written for a friend and haven't visited much, since. Please accept my apologies regarding the confusion, and I hope you all understand: It's not pleasant to be called an asshole or a copy... if my language and grammar are similar to glBlock's, there's not much I can do about it.

I'll leave you alone now; despite everything I just read, I wish you all a pleasant evening
 
If I were you, shy one, I would not overdo it! You have written nothing about yourself worth mentioning in your post #1, as I see it, except /I want, I want, I want/, except that even here you don't seem to know quite what it is you want. So it seems to me, bringing up extra demands is not becoming you very well.

And when it comes to your looks: OK, but nothing out of the ordinary. You have a sexy avatar pic, you have a cute pouting face, you own big tits, but rather disproportionate nipples, and you seem definitely overweight; so don't overestimate yourself on the physical attractiveness scale either, I suggest.

It seems to me, a bit more modesty would win you more friends, but then I forgot, this is Lit, here every Tom Dick and Harry will send you lots of compliments.

^^^^
The message he left me on my personal’s ad. I hope you ladies do a little research before Mr. Judgypants decides your nipples aren’t of adequate size. There’s so much I’d love to type, but I’ll let his own words to me do the work...
Does your poor wife know you’re looking for a little side piece? Sad. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

He's a real piece of work and in my dealings with him, comes off as a misogynist who thinks he is superior to others.
 
Oi missus - what you doing here? Shouldn’t you be hiding in shame somewhere? :D

Only joking, obviously, :heart:

Anyone else think it’s weird that strokeofthepen has been here since May but he chooses this as his first post? Not suggesting it’s a glBock alt... no wait, that is exactly what I am wondering...

It seems really weird to use your first post here...:confused:

Indeed!
 
Actually I found a story by Strokeofthepen posted about a year ago so this wasn't his first post. Maybe he just didn't visit the forums before now. Just an outside observer making an objective comment.
 
I think GoldRogue is implying that I'm an alternate account belonging to the person who posted this thread... but, I assure you, I'm not. I'm sorry to read that some of you have been insulted or had issues with that guy - I was merely responding to a post made by someone who, on the surface, seemed a kindred spirit. I'm not interested in offending or insulting anybody... this is my first time exploring this part of the site, as I joined about a year ago to post a story I'd written for a friend and haven't visited much, since. Please accept my apologies regarding the confusion, and I hope you all understand: It's not pleasant to be called an asshole or a copy... if my language and grammar are similar to glBlock's, there's not much I can do about it.

I'll leave you alone now; despite everything I just read, I wish you all a pleasant evening



Thanks, for posting Stroke. I was going to pm you, but then this guy I met last night came over. Anyway, I figured if I pm'd you and you threw up, you were him. But I can tell from your post that you aren't. So maybe I'll PM you anyway.

I don't know what all the name-calling is all about. I feel like I am back in Eighth Grade. Mom taught me that "it takes one to call one." But then Mom also taught me how to wet-kiss in bars. It's all the same thing. Really. It's just how you use your tongue, right?

Anyway, glBock and I actually corresponded for a while. We were not well-matched. He is really an interesting, cultured guy who's traveled all over and I'm a street girl from St. Paul Minnesota whose bucket list destination was Duluth. It took me two years of college to get "restaurant ready" so I wouldn't embarrass my roommates.when we went out.

Stroke, you don't need to apologize, at least not to me. I wouldn't enjoy being called an asshole or a copy either.

I'm not proud of the way we treated you on this thread, but that's today's Lit.

Sorry, but you'll have to get used to it

Jamie
 
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My spidey senses are tingling all over the shop...

ThatwhichisI - First post stroking glBocks ego, second defending a possible alt... most people find a safe corner to try and introduce themselves first... I suggest you do that, do your own personal, or find thread with a bit of traffic that interests you and say hi...

Strokeofthepen - I maintain it’s a little weird that your first foray onto the boards is to stroke glBocks ego... again, find somewhere to say hi properly - to introduce yourself and tell people what you are looking for...

Littletoo... you are an interestingly written character... let’s just say that when faced with a woman genuinely from the wrong side of the tracks, the whole ‘mommy taught me to wetkiss and I learned early that men don’t like smart women’ starts to crumble under only a little scrutiny. Of course, your world may be entirely different to mine, but I bucked the trend of my Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle classmates precisely because men do like smart women... the right men anyway... and I did it without waking up in the back of a Toyota, not remembering how I got there, with penis breath... I’m classy like that... :cattail:

Anywhos - best of luck to all of you, I hope you all find what you are looking for, :heart:
 
AlliaPotestas, you should feel ashamed of yourself!

You have insinuated three people here on this thread unfairly, plus me in addition. Accusing us of fakery, whereas the real faker here has been you. The very least one would expect of you is an apology, but I suppose something like that does not exist within the mind of an all-so-righteousness person like you.

Who the hell do you think you are? dispensing advice to new people on Lit as how they ought to tread (very carefully) here on Lit? As if you possessed a monopoly on appropriate behavior here. And mocking everyone who appears to oppose your vile lying.

We four may be the underdogs here, but your attitude of superiority does not become you well, IMHO!
 
I maintain it’s an odd place to start your lit journey, but perhaps the two newbies who choose to use their first posts to tell you how fabulous you are, are legit - in which case, I suggest they find a safe space to introduce themselves so they can find whatever they are looking for here.

As for who in the hell I am to give that advice (which in my head sounds like reasonable advice to be honest), I’m Allia Potestas and I tend to stay out of the childish battles but you made an enemy of me by body shaming women who dared not to be interested in you... don’t make an enemy of Allia Potestas, she overcame the fucking Roman Empire, she can deal with anything...

Ciao :cattail:
 
Anywhos - best of luck to all of you, I hope you all find what you are looking for, :heart:

Well then, let me get on this to settle those spidey senses.

You really don’t hope any of these people find what they’re looking for. You really hope that your spidey senses are correct and that these people are all alts of glbock (I always read it “Glock” for some reason... maybe because I’m American and that’s a common firearm used here. I dunno... anyway...). You really hope these people are this one guy, and you hope he stays alone and you hope he’s misersble.

Why do you act like you are anything less than a douchebag calling another doucbebag a douchebag? And don’t misunderstand me, I do think this guy’s a douchebag. My very first interaction with him was calling him an asshole in the “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” thread. So, I definitely don’t wear the glbock jersey.

But this is a prime example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Let’s be real, AP... if you didn’t have tits, you’d be just as hated as glbock. And please don’t flatter yourself... you’re not the dumbest person I’ve met, but you’re dumb enough to spend all your time chasing down glbock with your moral outrage. That, alone, shows a bit of Jerry Springer bitch in you.

A real woman who was strong and wise would just leave this dude alone and realize he’s not going to find anybody in his search. His post to Shi_One has proven that.

With all that being said, I also believe this room is filled with a bunch of glbock’s alts. When I read their posts, I find myself catching small similarities to the way they write.

I wish you all continued misery and a neverending search for somebody as shitty as you, or in AP’s case, a group of followers who only care about objectifying you rather than truly caring about who you are.
 
Well then, let me get on this to settle those spidey senses.

You really don’t hope any of these people find what they’re looking for. You really hope that your spidey senses are correct and that these people are all alts of glbock (I always read it “Glock” for some reason... maybe because I’m American and that’s a common firearm used here. I dunno... anyway...). You really hope these people are this one guy, and you hope he stays alone and you hope he’s misersble.

Why do you act like you are anything less than a douchebag calling another doucbebag a douchebag? And don’t misunderstand me, I do think this guy’s a douchebag. My very first interaction with him was calling him an asshole in the “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” thread. So, I definitely don’t wear the glbock jersey.

But this is a prime example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Let’s be real, AP... if you didn’t have tits, you’d be just as hated as glbock. And please don’t flatter yourself... you’re not the dumbest person I’ve met, but you’re dumb enough to spend all your time chasing down glbock with your moral outrage. That, alone, shows a bit of Jerry Springer bitch in you.

A real woman who was strong and wise would just leave this dude alone and realize he’s not going to find anybody in his search. His post to Shi_One has proven that.

With all that being said, I also believe this room is filled with a bunch of glbock’s alts. When I read their posts, I find myself catching small similarities to the way they write.

I wish you all continued misery and a neverending search for somebody as shitty as you, or in AP’s case, a group of followers who only care about objectifying you rather than truly caring about who you are.

A real woman would stand back when a man body shamed another woman? You know so much about real woman Chris, xx
 
I maintain it’s an odd place to start your lit journey, but perhaps the two newbies who choose to use their first posts to tell you how fabulous you are, are legit - in which case, I suggest they find a safe space to introduce themselves so they can find whatever they are looking for here.

As for who in the hell I am to give that advice (which in my head sounds like reasonable advice to be honest), I’m Allia Potestas and I tend to stay out of the childish battles but you made an enemy of me by body shaming women who dared not to be interested in you... don’t make an enemy of Allia Potestas, she overcame the fucking Roman Empire, she can deal with anything...

Ciao :cattail:

This is simply not true. You are an instigator, and this is the second thread you’ve done this. It’s like you’re stalking glbock or something.

Actually, is this the way you flirt? 😂

You two might make a cute couple. 😂😂😂
 
A real woman would stand back when a man body shamed another woman? You know so much about real woman Chris, xx

I know that I look at people as individuals and not as “women” vs. “real women.” How mysogynistic of you! 😂

You idiot.
 
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