What Made You Say Fuck Today.

[Misshotndeep]

A machine malfunction. Damn thing scared me half to death.

 

[Xerxes82]

The slowest day I can remember in a loooong time.

 

[Series 6]

My backyard looking like a lake.

Monsoon season started in May and hasn’t stopped.

The Dallas Cowboys winning last night was a make me say fuck moment

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Everything. Lies chief among them.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Faithless people who know firsthand how a thing is done, yet are blind to it. Also, people who don't notice an added digit that was a typo and wouldnt have produced the correct address... so they added one.

 

[sunbunny3]

I need to take my Christmas tree down but not feeling like it..

 

[AlwaysFara]

I need to take my Christmas tree down but not feeling like it..

Me too. I’m staring at it now.

 

[sunbunny3]

Me too. I’m staring at it now.

At least mine is behind me as I sit at my desk, perhaps after work I will deal with it.

 

[RjThoughts]

Me too. I’m staring at it now.

WE, three. But since we celebrate Little Christmas today, it comes down during the week.

 

[beachbaby179]

I can't take it down until next weekend. Guests.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Cut a board twice after measuring once.

It was still too short. Fuck!

Cut it again!

IT WAS STILL TOO SHORT! FUCK!!!!!

 

[Slow Ride469]

A couple of juicy pm's

 

[averagesizeguy]

A couple of juicy pm's

Ditto!

And just being deployed again. Not even saying fuck in a bad way. Just the common adjective... And adverb... Verb... Noun.... Etc. Used around here.

 

[Dazer3]

Life... ignorance was bliss.

 

[RjThoughts]

Four people sending me "Second person" POV stories in spite of my profile (on a writing forum) clearly states, "If you're story begins 'You stand in the doorway and smile," your story will be deleted."

 

[MysteryToAll]

My mind being consumed with thoughts of her...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

99.5% of men

 

[Beachgirl22]

Monday

 

[emsway]

Woke up with a cold. Of course.

 

[Stevew0073]

Monday morning headache

 

[sunbunny3]

Four people sending me "Second person" POV stories in spite of my profile (on a writing forum) clearly states, "If you're story begins 'You stand in the doorway and smile," your story will be deleted."

And here I'm thinking that you standing in the doorway and smiling at me would mean a fucking good time was about to start.

 

[sunbunny3]

misplaced book marker, spent the night tossing and feeling for it every time I was half awake. thought the fucking thing was lost in my fucking bedding

the fucking car that has been parked illegally just where the hand rail is for me to step down into the parking lot outside my apartment. I was going to take the trash out this morning but there is not enough room for me, my cane, and a bag of trash between the end of the rail and the car's front end.

spur of the moment decision to strip the tree of ornaments while my tea was brewing.. what do you know, all the ornaments off my little two foot tree fit in the box Goddess sent cookies in.. Fuck yeah.

forgetting to run the very full dishwasher last night so now I also have this morning's dirty dishes in the sink.. arghhh..

I need to change my fucking outlook this morning and focus on the good

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Further revelations.

 

[beachbaby179]

Clarity.

 

[sexysecrets]

waking up and my neck still fucking hurting.