I Figured Out How To Use My Vacuum Cleaner As A Sex Toy

[granulargiraffe]

And wow!

 

[granulargiraffe]

Oops wrong topic!!

Moving over to Fetish & Sexuality Central

 

[Lictologist]

Aren’t there great Emergency Room jokes that come from sex with a vacuum?

Tell us the joke, or the erotic tale...please.

 

[granulargiraffe]

Aren’t there great Emergency Room jokes that come from sex with a vacuum?

Tell us the joke, or the erotic tale...please.

Here's some light reading:

https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.c...ief-look-at-sexual-injury-by-vacuum-cleaners/

My technique makes the sort of injuries described here impossible. Thank goodness.

 

[Lictologist]

Here's some light reading:

https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.c...ief-look-at-sexual-injury-by-vacuum-cleaners/

My technique makes the sort of injuries described here impossible. Thank goodness.

That was a great breakfast read. Thanks.

 

[SuperSissy]

Here's some light reading:

https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.c...ief-look-at-sexual-injury-by-vacuum-cleaners/

My technique makes the sort of injuries described here impossible. Thank goodness.

Wow. I "dated" my mom's vacuum several times as a horny young man (can't say how young hare), and escaped without injury. Guess I was just lucky.

 

[Oreo515]

Hi

Wow, never thought about an vacuum before. So naughty

 

[granulargiraffe]

Wow, never thought about an vacuum before. So naughty

It is naughty! And it gives me amazing orgasms!

 

[granulargiraffe]

That was a great breakfast read. Thanks.

Yeah. It starts off amusing and then dives right into 'degloving.'

My implementation keeps my junk far away from any moving parts.

 

[granulargiraffe]

Wow. I "dated" my mom's vacuum several times as a horny young man (can't say how young hare), and escaped without injury. Guess I was just lucky.

I'm not sure luck has as much to do with it as common sense?

Don't bring penis anywhere near rapidly moving parts. That's my motto!

 

[Chris_Michael]

So, the real question is.... if a vacuum cleaner joined Lit, would you send it PMs of dick pics?

 

[granulargiraffe]

So, the real question is.... if a vacuum cleaner joined Lit, would you send it PMs of dick pics?

Only if it asked for them.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

Im just guessing, but is it a “EUREKA"

 

[granulargiraffe]

Im just guessing, but is it a “Euteka”¿

I don't get it??

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

I don't get it??

Sorry. Typo. EUREKA Is a brand of vacuum cleaners and an expression of extreme joy. Not as funny if I had to explain it.

 

[granulargiraffe]

Sorry. Typo. EUREKA Is a brand of vacuum cleaners and an expression of extreme joy. Not as funny if I had to explain it.

I get it now.

Probably not a good idea in the bath, though.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

I get it now.

Probably not a good idea in the bath, though.

You might need to upgrade to a wet/dry shop vac.

 

[Midwest50Guy]

So, the real question is.... if a vacuum cleaner joined Lit, would you send it PMs of dick pics?

I guess the vacuum cleaner would be a female then.

 

[granulargiraffe]

I guess the vacuum cleaner would be a female then.

Who cares when it makes me cum so hard?!?!?!