Lit's Tarts And Vicars Holiday Party!

[Wild_Honey_66]

Tart here!

Got a bottle of champagne, too, but no corkscrew. *sad*

 

[tallladiesman]

Tart here!

Got a bottle of champagne, too, but no corkscrew. *sad*

I guess that makes me a vicar
I always carry a corkscrew

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I guess that makes me a vicar
I always carry a corkscrew

No smiling!
You must be appropriately sober, as befits a man of your position.

 

[tallladiesman]

No smiling!
You must be appropriately sober, as befits a man of your position.

A man of the cloth can always open the altar wine

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A man of the cloth can always open the altar wine

Is that something you learned in vicar boot camp?

 

[tallladiesman]

Is that something you learned in vicar boot camp?

It's one of the basic skills

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's one of the basic skills

What else did you learn? Can you speak Latin?

 

[tallladiesman]

What else did you learn? Can you speak Latin?

Of course

Vini vidi vici

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Of course

Vini vidi vici

Oh, i bet you say that to all the tarts.

 

[tallladiesman]

Oh, i bet you say that to all the tarts.

Only the cute ones !!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Only the cute ones !!

Haha! Thanks!

 

[tallladiesman]

Haha! Thanks!

You are more than welcome

 

[GiggLeGasm]

you don't use a corkscrew to open champagne...

I think you two are just using this as an excuse to have word foreplay!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you don't use a corkscrew to open champagne...

I think you two are just using this as an excuse to have word foreplay!

You don't?!

You mean i could have been drinking all fucking day??

 

[GiggLeGasm]

You don't?!

You mean i could have been drinking all fucking day??

Just get it poppin..
Surely a bunch of tarts can do that.. lol

 

[tallladiesman]

Just get it poppin..
Surely a bunch of tarts can do that.. lol

Excuse me!!
Do you think I'm a piece of meat to be jumped upon ?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Just get it poppin..
Surely a bunch of tarts can do that.. lol

Got my boy to handle it.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Excuse me!!
Do you think I'm a piece of meat to be jumped upon ?

a girl can dream

 

[tolyk]

a girl can dream

Dreams are good

I'm not a fan of the bubbly, I've got some white wine here for those who like

 

[tallladiesman]

a girl can dream

Can't we all!!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

this is becoming quite a gathering.

Honey throws the best parties

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

this is becoming quite a gathering.

Honey throws the best parties

Haha WOOP!

I'm drinking my mimosa out of a 16oz Starbucks cup with a straw.

Go big ir go hime!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Haha WOOP!

I'm drinking my mimosa out of a 16oz Starbucks cup with a straw.

Go big ir go hime!

Nothing says "high brow" like a Starbucks coffee cup

 

[tallladiesman]

Haha WOOP!

I'm drinking my mimosa out of a 16oz Starbucks cup with a straw.

Go big ir go hime!

You go girl
Get it in you

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nothing says "high brow" like a Starbucks coffee cup

Mmm... it's more like an insulated cold beverage cup, so... perfect!