The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[silver gurl]

that should be put to music well done, though - only 2 days to go!

yesterday i made the big cheeseball, rolled it in walnuts and it's in the fridge. today i made the ginormous chocolate chiffon cake and need to frost it - maybe gonna go white chocolate, melted, and it needs something red to set it off. maybe some berries.

I am tired. Christmas is big in this family.
Been wrapping for two nights.
I have taken over the man cave and singing along to The Sound of Music. It keeps me going

 

[CandiCame]

I just ate like a whole mouthful of hair. I threw up.

I was warned not to eat food, not to trust it, is this some kind of divine punishment from that god yhall talk about?

I threw up like GOD there was so much of it. It wasn't like 1 hair.

My gf brought this fudge back from church and all I can think of is that someone nasty had like a cat or someshit that sat in the bowl first because it was like IN the fudge, like it was part of it. There was so much of it. I'm scarred for life how the fuck do you fuck up that bad

 

[thør]

The more that I resist, the more it insists about pushback.

red hockey uniforms= hockey players in Santa costumes, fighting on the ice


*nooooooo *

I remember watching the Red Army team play here in Anchorage.

They don't bruise. The bastards. I'll bruise really easily, but these three are tanks. Oh, but The Ape did have a penny sized bruise one time, after his brother accidentally crashed a forklift into him... Fucksake.

You need some steel toed shoes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I do the pizza and beer cleanse, weekly. It's probably why my ass is wide.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/8/81/And.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150201114959

Where's the problem?

The Holidays are hear.

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[thør]

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The error is on me....

 

[pink]

I've spent all day putting lights on my tree. If i may say so it's gorgeous.

 

[CandiCame]

Guys, we're watching this show called "Down the Rabbit Hole" and oh my god check it out if you get the chance: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d9/54/56/d954564e89d47a1dea29211529c1dd10.jpg

 

[dolf]

Veg is so cheap at the farmers market.

 

[CandiCame]

Veg is so cheap at the farmers market.

Where do you live? Everything is decently high where I'm at. People jack up the prices for Christmas.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe folks should put their phones down...

Alexa, put down thør's phone.

 

[Saint Peter]

The more that I resist, the more it insists about pushback.

red hockey uniforms= hockey players in Santa costumes, fighting on the ice


*nooooooo *

https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Capitals-Stanley-Cup-Parade.jpg

 

[dolf]

Where do you live? Everything is decently high where I'm at. People jack up the prices for Christmas.

East Anglia. It looks like the bubble butt on the East coast of England.

The local farmers market isn't some glossy, towny, expensive thing. It's literally just local producers selling direct to local consumers without giving the supermarkets a cut.

 

[trysail]

Edward is watching an African wildlife documentary and drooling like he's watching me serve up steak. Apparently rhinos look tasty.

I've often wondered what dogs make of moving images on a screen. I can't say that I've ever witnessed a dog attempt to chase something on a screen.

That stands in contrast to other situations— some dogs are simply incorrigible when it comes to moving objects; we all know there are dogs that never do learn that it's fruitless to chase automobiles.

Perhaps they're comparable to H. sapiens in that respect. A certain portion of 'em just aren't real bright.


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[dolf]

I've often wondered what dogs make of moving images on a screen. I can't say that I've ever witnessed a dog attempt to chase something on a screen.

That stands in contrast to other situations— some dogs are simply incorrigible when it comes to moving objects; we all know there are dogs that never do learn that it's fruitless to chase automobiles.

Perhaps they're comparable to H. sapiens in that respect. A certain portion of 'em just aren't real bright.


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I suspect that he recognised the sound of prey animals, and the movement kept him visually glued to the source of the sounds.

Odd, because he's very well behaved around livestock and horses. He's never shown any inclination to chase them.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Big Breakfast Spread

eggs
bacon
Pete's AssKickin hash browns
Pete's Homemade with Love and Tenderness sausage gravy

sweets for the sweets if you are into that type of thing

 

[Notcastor]

East Anglia. It looks like the bubble butt on the East coast of England.

The local farmers market isn't some glossy, towny, expensive thing. It's literally just local producers selling direct to local consumers without giving the supermarkets a cut.

Isn't that where the Germans invented English?

 

[silver gurl]

The Big Breakfast Spread

eggs
bacon
Pete's AssKickin hash browns
Pete's Homemade with Love and Tenderness sausage gravy

sweets for the sweets if you are into that type of thing

I am hungry

 

[trysail]

I suspect that he recognised the sound of prey animals, and the movement kept him visually glued to the source of the sounds.

Odd, because he's very well behaved around livestock and horses. He's never shown any inclination to chase them.

There are times I'd love to know what's going on in those dog brains.

On the other hand, the day will never come when I'm the slightest bit interested in having a dog's sense of smell. Gawd, there have to be times when the world around just stinks to high heaven. Yuck!


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[adrina]

I've been blissfully unaware of current events the last few days. Truly a vacation.

 

[Notcastor]

I've been blissfully unaware of current events the last few days. Truly a vacation.

You haven't posted any nude selfies lately; this would be a good time to show us your softer side while you're relaxed.

 

[jaF0]

I've often wondered what dogs make of moving images on a screen. I can't say that I've ever witnessed a dog attempt to chase something on a screen.

They're better at detecting reality than we are?

 

[dolf]

There are times I'd love to know what's going on in those dog brains.

On the other hand, the day will never come when I'm the slightest bit interested in having a dog's sense of smell. Gawd, there have to be times when the world around just stinks to high heaven. Yuck!


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but all the stink would be glorious!

They clean their buttholes with their tongues, with obvious enthusiasm and enjoyment. But the fresh, lemony aroma of citronella makes their eyes water. They must not perceive smells quite the same way we do.

 

[Wings]

They have about half the tastebuds we do

 

[dolf]

And can't have chocolate. The horror

 

[Saint Peter]

Rudolf with your nose so bright

won't you be my Fleshlight tonight