What was the most hilarious fuck-up on the GB in 2018? Submit your entries!

[Luk]

Remember this beauty:
Elizabeth Warren proves her ancestry; embarrasses shit out of Trump & Trumpsters

Proved her ancestry all right, to the point of admitting a few days back that she was white. In a matter of months she went from claiming she was a POC to actually being what she always was, a POS.
Trump and the Trumpsters, meanwhile, are still not embarrassed. The knucklehead who started the thread should be.

Points for not bringing up Hillary.

 

[Saint Peter]

Points for not bringing up Obama.

fyp

yw

 

[KimGordon67]

Some oil does come from rocks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_shale. That's besides fracking, which is another method of producing oil and gas from rocks.

I'm no geologist, but isn't fracking getting oil that's between fairly densely packed rocks and stuff? (I'm happy to admit I'm wrong on this, because I can't be bothered looking it up for confirmation.) So not made 'from' the rocks - just extracted from *around* the rocks?

 

[nowisthetime]

Remember this beauty:
Elizabeth Warren proves her ancestry; embarrasses shit out of Trump & Trumpsters

Proved her ancestry all right, to the point of admitting a few days back that she was white. In a matter of months she went from claiming she was a POC to actually being what she always was, a POS.
Trump and the Trumpsters, meanwhile, are still not embarrassed. The knucklehead who started the thread should be.

So trivial and petty...


Such hostility for a NOT-Repugnican, NOT-Trumphumper

Points for not bringing up Hillary.

fyp

yw

Quite surprising!

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm no geologist, but isn't fracking getting oil that's between fairly densely packed rocks and stuff? (I'm happy to admit I'm wrong on this, because I can't be bothered looking it up for confirmation.) So not made 'from' the rocks - just extracted from *around* the rocks?

More gas. Great!

Now what are we going to do with the secret sauce chemical surprise it leaves behind in the ground?

 

[CandiCame]

https://i.imgur.com/VnR8T5j.jpg

That's what I understood him to say. To be fair I might be wrong because he never really explained it that well. But he said over and over that it came from actual fossils and that was taught in schools, and I kept trying to get more information out of him because I thought, "That can't be right" but like... he never really gave me much to work with.

 

[OldJourno]

So trivial and petty...


Such hostility for a NOT-Repugnican, NOT-Trumphumper






Quite surprising!

Well hello, Ms. Oblivious. You must have missed a fair amount of the previous 200 or so posts to find me to be the first worthy of the "trivial and petty" designations.
Or maybe they are the new words in your GED workbook. That must be it.
You go girl.

 

[Luk]

fyp

yw

You are a great American!

 

[RocketLauncher]

More gas. Great!

Now what are we going to do with the secret sauce chemical surprise it leaves behind in the ground?

Pretty sure they solved that problem, chemical surprise to effluent. Niiice.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pretty sure they solved that problem, chemical surprise to effluent. Niiice.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/0CCB/production/_104057230_shale_gas_extraction_640-nc.png

water table gas flows out

What could possibly go wrong??

 

[adrina]

Well hello, Ms. Oblivious. You must have missed a fair amount of the previous 200 or so posts to find me to be the first worthy of the "trivial and petty" designations.
Or maybe they are the new words in your GED workbook. That must be it.
You go girl.

The shoe. It fits.

 

[Luk]

Here's a good one. Botany was unable to process his thoughts like a normal person so he misunderstood me and then chased me for a week over his own stupidity.

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Exist every day all day by denying permits and charging small fortunes for even the most mundane licencing.

It's been on the news too....you lefties are even after little kids now.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/06/25/us/26xp-patty/26xp-patty-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale



Gotta shut those capitalist down!!! Making money without permission from the government!!! How dare they!

On and on and on and on....the examples are endless.

Ask anyone out there making it right now, the TOUGHEST thing about making money in the USA is keeping the government from shutting you down.

It is the biggest threat to prosperity.

A rare thing...he's right.

Maybe so but that cunt voted for his boy, 45.

Did you ever figure out if I was a 45 voter or a non voter yet?

Time to get those lies straight Luk....can't have it both ways smart stuff, so which is it??

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That cunt= Women on phone
His boy = Bontany's boy, 45

I've never said that Bot is a non-voter. He's just a spazzy moron.

 

[RocketLauncher]

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/0CCB/production/_104057230_shale_gas_extraction_640-nc.png

water table gas flows out

What could possibly go wrong??

I know, right? Good thing they decided one of the best places to frack is along major fault lines, like the San Andreas cuz you know, everyone likes earthquakes and all that.

 

[oO00Oo]

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/0CCB/production/_104057230_shale_gas_extraction_640-nc.png

water table gas flows out

What could possibly go wrong??

I love that it says *not to scale...lol

 

[CandiCame]

I'd like to nominate myself for not knowing Que was whatever his preferred identification label is. I'm still not sure, but I was a dick about it.

In this thread

 

[KimGordon67]

More gas. Great!

Now what are we going to do with the secret sauce chemical surprise it leaves behind in the ground?

I'm not saying it's GOOD ... I'm just saying the oil isn't coming from 'out of the rocks' with fracking (I think).

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'd like to nominate myself for not knowing Que was whatever his preferred identification label is. I'm still not sure, but I was a dick about it.

In this thread

Que's gender identity is seasonal.
Just remember that "D" is for "December" and "Demi-sexual" (whatever the hell that means).

That was an awesome thread you linked to, the sQuealTeamLeader had quite an epic meltdown, lots of ad hominem and constant repetition, plus a foray into Dictionaryville and an admission that he hadn't gotten laid all year. The icing on the cake was two days later he knew he'd shit the bed and deleted all his posts, choosing to ignore the fact that most folks had quoted (and laughed) at his hissy fits.

Well done, sir.

 

[CandiCame]

Que's gender identity is seasonal.
Just remember that "D" is for "December" and "Demi-sexual" (whatever the hell that means).

That was an awesome thread you linked to, the sQuealTeamLeader had quite an epic meltdown, lots of ad hominem and constant repetition, plus a foray into Dictionaryville and an admission that he hadn't gotten laid all year. The icing on the cake was two days later he knew he'd shit the bed and deleted all his posts, choosing to ignore the fact that most folks had quoted (and laughed) at his hissy fits.

Well done, sir.

I actually didn't know he'd deleted his posts.

Demisexual isn't a gender, it's a sexuality where a person is only sexually attracted to people that they're also romantically attracted to. They don't feel sexual attraction at random, they have to have an emotional connection.

Edit: I just went back and looked at that thread and damn, he like... scorched the fucking earth. He deleted shit where he was being nice. I don't get it but like... he can do him, I guess.

That's really weird.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Que's gender identity is seasonal.
Just remember that "D" is for "December" and "Demi-sexual" (whatever the hell that means).

That was an awesome thread you linked to, the sQuealTeamLeader had quite an epic meltdown, lots of ad hominem and constant repetition, plus a foray into Dictionaryville and an admission that he hadn't gotten laid all year. The icing on the cake was two days later he knew he'd shit the bed and deleted all his posts, choosing to ignore the fact that most folks had quoted (and laughed) at his hissy fits.

Well done, sir.

I actually didn't know he'd deleted his posts.

Demisexual isn't a gender, it's a sexuality where a person is only sexually attracted to people that they're also romantically attracted to. They don't feel sexual attraction at random, they have to have an emotional connection.

Edit: I just went back and looked at that thread and damn, he like... scorched the fucking earth. He deleted shit where he was being nice. I don't get it but like... he can do him, I guess.

That's really weird.

Saw it goin' down.

Yappo McSchmottGuy's entire face collapse was a scheduled mess from the get go. See, it was going to happen, but it needed the right conductor to make the entire orchestra come together as an art form worthy of the ticket price. Only you could've pressed the buttons of the pressed like that. Kudos.

his "Petra lineal Society" line took me out, tho'. I was like

https://i.giphy.com/media/Jkz1tFg639alq/giphy.webp

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[CandiCame]

Saw it goin' down.

Yappo McSchmottGuy's entire face collapse was a scheduled mess from the get go. See, it was going to happen, but it needed the right conductor to make the entire orchestra come together as an art form worthy of the ticket price. Only you could've pressed the buttons of the pressed like that. Kudos.

his "Petra lineal Society" line took me out, tho'. I was like

https://i.giphy.com/media/Jkz1tFg639alq/giphy.webp

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

You can laugh all you want- meanwhile I feel like shit. I don't even know the guy, I keep anon on here on purpose and I think everybody else does too, but I did drag him pretty hard and I think he just... doesn't love himself.

I legit didn't mean to push anybody's buttons like for REAL. I thought we were just dicking around on an anon board on the internet.

Like... dude has some issues I guess and I shouldn't have pushed him. I thought he was fine. He acted like it was cool. We weren't even fighting in the sense of a pretend internet fight for half of that and he deleted that too.

I know people dick around like, "Oh people have no life and get their social contact from this board" but like... dude what if that's a real thing? What if there really are like, lonely old people and I'm just being a dick?

Around fucking Christmas? Which is the time when most people who are lonesome get depressed?

You know why I hopped back on here? Because I'm sitting with my SO watching a real fucked up thing on youtube and I wanted to dick around like, "Oh look at this real fucked up thing" pulled the video up on my phone so I could post it a bunch of places: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

But like I went through a real fucked-up time in my life where I had to cut off most of my social circle because it was full of addicts. I know what it's like to be lonely. And I don't wanna go into that, but if I actually hurt somebody in that position it's not funny to me. And if people are telling the truth and like he's not close to his family and shit that kind of makes me just a massive dick??

Like I kinda legit feel bad.

Que, like seriously, I'm sorry if I legit hurt your feelings in the really real world. I swear I didn't mean to. I was under the impression that nobody here gave a shit about anybody else here. I really was. I didn't know that anything I could possibly say would matter.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You can laugh all you want- meanwhile I feel like shit. I don't even know the guy, I keep anon on here on purpose and I think everybody else does too, but I did drag him pretty hard and I think he just... doesn't love himself.

I legit didn't mean to push anybody's buttons like for REAL. I thought we were just dicking around on an anon board on the internet.

Like... dude has some issues I guess and I shouldn't have pushed him. I thought he was fine. He acted like it was cool. We weren't even fighting in the sense of a pretend internet fight for half of that and he deleted that too.

I know people dick around like, "Oh people have no life and get their social contact from this board" but like... dude what if that's a real thing? What if there really are like, lonely old people and I'm just being a dick?

Around fucking Christmas? Which is the time when most people who are lonesome get depressed?

You know why I hopped back on here? Because I'm sitting with my SO watching a real fucked up thing on youtube and I wanted to dick around like, "Oh look at this real fucked up thing" pulled the video up on my phone so I could post it a bunch of places: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

But like I went through a real fucked-up time in my life where I had to cut off most of my social circle because it was full of addicts. I know what it's like to be lonely. And I don't wanna go into that, but if I actually hurt somebody in that position it's not funny to me. And if people are telling the truth and like he's not close to his family and shit that kind of makes me just a massive dick??

Like I kinda legit feel bad.

Que, like seriously, I'm sorry if I legit hurt your feelings in the really real world. I swear I didn't mean to. I was under the impression that nobody here gave a shit about anybody else here. I really was. I didn't know that anything I could possibly say would matter.

Candi, don't be so hard on yourself.

For the past three years, Que has had very public meltdowns in the five week period between American thanksgiving and New Years Day. He also has "mini-hissy fits" over Memorial Day and Labor Day weekends.

On the holidays themselves, we are treated to 18+ hour "pisting" marathons that usually number around 100 (Que's Cricket phone translates "post" to "pist"). I believe he had something like 170 posts in one 24 hour period last year.

A lot of folks giggle and accuse him of using meth to keep these posting jags going, but the truth is he's off-the-scale on the Aspberger chart, severely OCD and cursed with the pathetic need to absolutely, positively get the last word in.

He often gets boxed in by logic so he routinely ascribes "what people REALLY meant" to them and then criticizes them for "their" position. He tried to do that no less than three times to you in that thread....sadly, you wouldn't "play defense" and he got very frustrated.

Que is also a "professional victim", he routinely creates alts that take personal attacks at his Que userid, blames folks left-of-center for these sockpuppets, and claims victimhood. All well and good, but several years ago he owned up to this chicanery proudly and was sorely wounded when many women here called him "creepy". (This seismic event was the birth of the "Blurt Bitches" (basically every woman here except Endura, Bidin~Time and Libsam), Que was absolutely gobsmacked that women could be friends with someone they disagreed with politically).

Que has cut back on his monthly "alt farming" of late, choosing to hide his most toxic and off-the-wall opinions to his "feminine side", an alt named Beew.

He's a deeply disturbed individual, and I pray for him and his poor children each week.

 

[cowslinger64]

Queball has been relatively quiet lately(at least for him), whilst hisderpy and botanydummy have seriously ramped up the idiocy.. Pretty much any post by either of those morons could be classified as a hilarious fuckup.


I wouldn't be surprised at all if they were both queball alts. I just don't wanna believe there are two more people that fuckin stupid.

 

[Luk]

Well, fuck. I had to take the fake religious alt off iggy to view that mess. Was Q-#### molested by a crucifix?

 

[von_Bismarck]

Well, fuck. I had to take the fake religious alt off iggy to view that mess. Was Q-#### molested by a crucifix?

He's got splinters up his rectum.

 

[CandiCame]

I have a question, and a moment of lucidity that I don't want to waste.

Yhall seem to know alts and I have a real hard time with that kind of thing- I just assume everybody is who they are. Is Que the same guy who got like INSANELY jealous and posted in every board I did over the hypothetical situation that I honestly do not remember happening where I might have had cybersex with his internet boyfriend? I think Luk was the guy he was mad about and I genuinely don't think I ever cybered with Luk, and if I did it would have been like half a decade ago. But I put that person on iggy and I don't remember what their name was because that routine got real old.

I ask because I kinda think, looking back, now that I know it matters, that Que might have been jealous over the life he THINKS I'm living- not even the one I am but he thought a lot of shit about me, like he thought I was out to my family and workplace, he thought I'd never experienced hate crime or discrimination, shit like that. And now I'm wondering if he also thought I somehow stole his man or something?

Because it really seems like that might be a thing. Idk why I feel like such a dick over this but like him posting a lot during Christmas when most folks aren't going to have time to do that- like I've been busy, we've all been busy and I'm sure this place will be a fucking ghost town tomorrow and the next day- makes me feel WORSE not better. Especially if he's got alts and I can't be like, "Well he's not posted so I know he's probably ok and just spending the holidays with his family" because I don't know who all he is.

I think I won this thread, I guess, is my point.