Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

The most beautiful woman on lit! No doubt about it! Mmmmm

Nah, most people posting on here are giving off the right vibes. Everyone can feel it.

charity lunch.

That slinky outfit must keep the donations flooding in.

There were a few more pushing the envelope a bit further. All in good fun, there will be a few presents under the tree for the kids in situations where they just need a leg up, and the rest goes tutoring services and education support to help kids break out of situational cycles and get on a good footing.
Which reminds to remind everyone to open their eyes and keep an eye out for those that need a quiet hand during the season.

But a good stretching is lovely.

What with that thing!! My bum will be firmly clenched at the thought of it for the next week.

Oh no, it really is quite lovely pushing to the limits

Very beautiful!!!!

Thank you

Just can't get over how desirable you look in that dress. visualizing the sideways motion of your breasts.

No the tape kept them in place. I like a little bit of motion when I move around, but the girls were kept in their place yesterday.

Good looking.everyone watching and waiting for a side reveal.

That's the allure, but they waited all day in vain. One of the ladies tried to hijack me with a well timed swipe of the hand but alas I was taped in and not free-girling.

Oh yeah, white cotton panties drive me wild on the right form..! What a stunning example of a lady you are..!

Mister has been getting a bit vocal in wanting to see me in them lately. I'll have to put a pair on and wander around the house to keep him happy.

Oh my.. I love this angle, you have such an amazing bottom.. Apologies in advance for staring..!

It was the only safe one otherwise you would have had an introduction to front and back

Glad to hear you enjoy the big artillary once in a while.. I hope that itch doesn’t go away too soon though..!

It's not an everyday and not an every week. Now and again it is exactly what I need.

Wow..! I feel weak at the knees..!

Careful you might end up looking up the dress split.

I was talking to the girls earlier and they are planning to escape.

Yes they protested not having a bit movement and motion but then they would definitely have found their way loose.

Gorgeous! And those shoes!!!

OTT shoes for sure. Put that split right up in the dangerous zone. I actually had the shoes on and came out in just some lingerie and told mister that I was ready to go. Good reaction. I should post that.

 

[MrRetro]

It's not an everyday and not an every week. Now and again it is exactly what I need.

Your desire in this regard is sublime..

Careful you might end up looking up the dress split.

That I’m sure, would be a delight..

 

[ohverbatum7]

I'll have to put a pair on and wander

Reminds me of the Paul Simon song "keep the customers satisfied"

 

[ohverbatum7]

Was sitting down not a problem, or are you OK with a bit of flashing?

 

[missswannie]

Was sitting down not a problem, or are you OK with a bit of flashing?

The Lady says keep your legs crossed and mind the splits and hems. I don't think anyone is going to die if they see a flash of knickers in an unbeknown moment

 

[missswannie]

Early Christmas present from a girlfriend. Ventilated gym shorts.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

OTT shoes for sure. Put that split right up in the dangerous zone. I actually had the shoes on and came out in just some lingerie and told mister that I was ready to go. Good reaction. I should post that.

Hellll Yes you should!

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Early Christmas present from a girlfriend. Ventilated gym shorts.

Well, short, is definitely appropriate....

 

[MrRetro]

Early Christmas present from a girlfriend. Ventilated gym shorts.

What a thoughtful girlfriend..! You certainly look good in them, but do they provide adequate ventilation..?

 

[MrRetro]

Did you know that Kangaroos have three vaginas and two uterii. As do wombats and Tasmanian Devils. Two for impregnating and one for giving birth. And the males often have double pronged penises.
Seriously talented continent down here!
End of biology lesson.

I did actually..!
And the male camel has the the ability to swivel its penis through 360 degrees..! I’d like this appendage dexterity..

 

[MrRetro]

It was a dilemma at bath time, pink or black?

I missed this post from last month.. I like your dilemma, though I do wonder, why not enjoy both..?!

 

[zekuma]

Early Christmas present from a girlfriend. Ventilated gym shorts.

Wow, that's a hot brand of gym shorts. Kind of invites poking fingers and telegraphs you are bare underneath. What does the front look like?

 

[curious_me]

The Lady says keep your legs crossed and mind the splits and hems. I don't think anyone is going to die if they see a flash of knickers in an unbeknown moment

I definitely wouldn't die and wouldn't mind a flash of your knickers.

 

[missswannie]

Hellll Yes you should!

Ok, will be a weekend flash. 105F here so it will be the most dressed I plan to be

Well, short, is definitely appropriate....

Yeah yeah I know, take them off, we want bare

What a thoughtful girlfriend..! You certainly look good in them, but do they provide adequate ventilation..?

Double duty, vent a bit of crotch sweat and you could probably get a few sneaky farts clear of the building

I did actually..!
And the male camel has the the ability to swivel its penis through 360 degrees..! I’d like this appendage dexterity..

A swivelly cock....hmmm, I tend to like them hard and well anchored

I missed this post from last month.. I like your dilemma, though I do wonder, why not enjoy both..?!

Oh ok if you insist. The mouth doesn't do toys, just live appendages so someone better bring the rest of the party.

Wow, that's a hot brand of gym shorts. Kind of invites poking fingers and telegraphs you are bare underneath. What does the front look like?

You might get away with a little rabbits tail worth of muff but the panels are strategic

I definitely wouldn't die and wouldn't mind a flash of your knickers.

I think they fell out of my purse at today's Xmas party, you are safe

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Early Christmas present from a girlfriend. Ventilated gym shorts.

Will they actually get worn to the gym though? I am thinking of the increase in gym related accidents as folk fall off threadmills and lose their concentration when bench pressing

 

[Todger65]

Early Christmas present from a girlfriend. Ventilated gym shorts.

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Nice and snug. If the ventilation was a bit lower you could wear a tail plug with them.

 

[missswannie]

Will they actually get worn to the gym though? I am thinking of the increase in gym related accidents as folk fall off threadmills and lose their concentration when bench pressing

My exercise zone is very much the beach so it will have to wait until I am in a hotel somewhere to test the concentration factor of others. Given the booty shorts and thong backs you see I don't think I will make that big a damage bill.

Nice and snug. If the ventilation was a bit lower you could wear a tail plug with them.

I have never tried exercising with a plug in. I'll have to do an experiment this morning On the beach and report back

 

[Todger65]

I have never tried exercising with a plug in. I'll have to do an experiment this morning On the beach and report back

I look forward to that.

 

[missswannie]

I look forward to that.

Not sure running with one is quite the thing. The action of wanting to hold open a little and jogging might need a bit of mental gymnastics to get right. Swimming and body surfing was fine though

 

[Todger65]

Not sure running with one is quite the thing. The action of wanting to hold open a little and jogging might need a bit of mental gymnastics to get right. Swimming and body surfing was fine though

Thank you for trying. I can see that running may cause a bit of friction as well externally.

 

[zekuma]

Not sure running with one is quite the thing. The action of wanting to hold open a little and jogging might need a bit of mental gymnastics to get right. Swimming and body surfing was fine though

I take it from previous posts that your weapon of choice is an Njoy plug. The handle base would have at least been a better start than those round base ones.

 

[charterguy05]

Heading out for the annual dirty girls christmas charity lunch. A touch too much theme. It tends to get a bit messy and this thigh slit is a dangerous one after a few drinks. A bit of hollywood tape up the middle to keep the girls high and together, can't have them escaping out the sides.

Wow absolutely gorgeous wow

 

[missswannie]

42 celcius here and absolutely delightful to push the girls onto the cold glass after getting home.

 

[deft]

42 celcius here and absolutely delightful to push the girls onto the cold glass after getting home.

Ohhhh, fuckkk! Delicious!

 

[jc1213]

42 celcius here and absolutely delightful to push the girls onto the cold glass after getting home.

Love the pic!