What was the most hilarious fuck-up on the GB in 2018? Submit your entries!

[CandiCame]

Sad. I'd nominate you, but your fuckups aren't even close to funny. They're just as sad as you are.

Back in the day people thought I was an alt but I don't remember who of. Someone who must not post here anymore.

 

[KimGordon67]

So, if you don't think I'm an Alt for Coach, why did you bother adding in your comment that "the dates don't gel"?

This indicates, at least to me, that you DID think I was a Coach Alt.

I know it's a lot of words, but if you look at the conversation Luk and I were having, it was more a musing in the context of a broader discussion. It was probably in my head for about 13 seconds. But really, if it makes you happy to think I really DID think you're Coach, feel free. It matters so little me and obviously means so much to you.

 

[KimGordon67]

We can add HisRapey's fuck up to the list

Really, I'll just give him that one if it brings a little ray of sunshine to his day. It's a gorgeous day here ... to lovely to really give a toss whether some dude I don't know think I mistook him for some other dude I also don't know.

 

[KimGordon67]

He sound like your good, old-fashioned family jackass.

I've never understood those weird threats of physical violence, like online or IRL. Maybe because I'm a weak nerd but like... "Ooooh I can hurt you" like I would hope to god you could hurt me. A particularly determined dog could hurt me. That doesn't make you special or right, it just makes you an asshole.

To be fair, I do think Harpy threatened to do that, but I just can't take that shit seriously so I didn't really register it. He posted some gif of like an attack stick person and then everyone made fun of him for being a tryhard.

Also a MLP bouncing gif with a giant dick.

Which was supposed to represent me but VASTLY overestimated the size of my dick. By a lot. By a VAST amount. Like I want to think of a word other than "vast" but I would die. All the blood would drain from my body and I would die a horrible boner-induced death.

Edit: I just spelled that wrong and noticed

I just think it's funny when dudes bang on about how super-intelligent they are, but then round out a debate with threats of physical violence. Even funnier when they're literally thousands of miles away. I have no idea what he thought he was going to achieve apart from getting reported, which is exactly what did happen. (Not by me, although he was positive it was me.) The silly thing was that he *loved* to belittle my intelligence, like somehow it made him smarter if I was dumb. (I wasn't the only person he did this to by a long shot.) But even though I was apparently as thick as two short planks, and he was Terribly Important, he still got really upset when I wouldn't fall into line with his perspective on things.

 

[Boxlicker101]

For funny fuckups, what about the ranting against the appointment of Judge Kavanaugh to SCOTUS, followed by the main complainant against him admitting she had made up her whole attempted rape story?

 

[CandiCame]

For funny fuckups, what about the ranting against the appointment of Judge Kavanaugh to SCOTUS, followed by the main complainant against him admitting she had made up her whole attempted rape story?

Swing and a miss.

Also, what is it with these guys wanting rape accusations to be made up? Like it's a pattern at this point.

It's not funny. A lot of people are pissed about this. We'll DIE pissed about this.

There is no way for this to be funny. One the one hand, someone was raped. On the other hand, someone was drug kicking and screaming through alcoholism crying about his dad's christmas calendar tradition. Nothing about that is or ever will be funny.

 

[CandiCame]

I just think it's funny when dudes bang on about how super-intelligent they are, but then round out a debate with threats of physical violence. Even funnier when they're literally thousands of miles away. I have no idea what he thought he was going to achieve apart from getting reported, which is exactly what did happen. (Not by me, although he was positive it was me.) The silly thing was that he *loved* to belittle my intelligence, like somehow it made him smarter if I was dumb. (I wasn't the only person he did this to by a long shot.) But even though I was apparently as thick as two short planks, and he was Terribly Important, he still got really upset when I wouldn't fall into line with his perspective on things.

I mean, not for nothing, but it doesn't make you special to be smarter than me, either. I don't know about you, but I routinely get my ass intellectually handed to me by a preschooler.

Like here's the thing- there's a difference between being smart and being right. Smart people are just able to better articulate their shitty points. So in an argument, the only thing being smart gets you is a better ability to pull from sources.

I hate that shit, because as a dumbass, it's real easy to get manipulated by a smart person, and I feel like dumb people go through that a lot. Every fight winds up deviating from the topic and moving on to the fact that they're smart and you're dumb like it's somehow relivent, and that's how you know you've won. That's how you know you're right. Because when you move the topic from, "Hey remember that time your dumb ass broke all those plates?" you're doing that because you're not right, you're just smart, and you think you're gonna use your superior intelligence to trip me up.

But the thing is, us dumbasses are USED to dealing with people smarter than us, so we can see through that shit. We'll steer the topic back and just stay there, over and over, on the same shit until the deflection doesn't work anymore.

So if you're in Mensa that's great, have fun with your nerd friends doing nerd shit but I'm right about this and it's KILLING you, because you got one-upped by a dumbass. I don't have to live with that. If I'm wrong, it's just like, "Well of course I'm wrong, he's smarter than me." But if I'm right? Oh if I'm right it KILLS them. Because their self-identity is wrapped around being smart. And no one knows everything. No one is right 100% of the time. I sympathize but goddamn it's fun to be right with those fuckers.

It's fun watching them see your attitude shift from, "He's so smart" to "he thinks he's so smart, don't he?"

I don't know WHY it bothers them so much but it KILLS them. I think if I was smart I would just continue to not give a shit like I do now, but what do I know?

This site makes me feel smart sometimes. There are people here who legit don't believe in climate change and shit. Like... there are some objectively dumb motherfuckers on here. So I get where the smart folks are coming from but you let yourself get a big head and eventually it'll get popped.

 

[TJX]

I mean, not for nothing, but it doesn't make you special to be smarter than me, either. I don't know about you, but I routinely get my ass intellectually handed to me by a preschooler.

Like here's the thing- there's a difference between being smart and being right. Smart people are just able to better articulate their shitty points. So in an argument, the only thing being smart gets you is a better ability to pull from sources.

I hate that shit, because as a dumbass, it's real easy to get manipulated by a smart person, and I feel like dumb people go through that a lot. Every fight winds up deviating from the topic and moving on to the fact that they're smart and you're dumb like it's somehow relivent, and that's how you know you've won. That's how you know you're right. Because when you move the topic from, "Hey remember that time your dumb ass broke all those plates?" you're doing that because you're not right, you're just smart, and you think you're gonna use your superior intelligence to trip me up.

But the thing is, us dumbasses are USED to dealing with people smarter than us, so we can see through that shit. We'll steer the topic back and just stay there, over and over, on the same shit until the deflection doesn't work anymore.

So if you're in Mensa that's great, have fun with your nerd friends doing nerd shit but I'm right about this and it's KILLING you, because you got one-upped by a dumbass. I don't have to live with that. If I'm wrong, it's just like, "Well of course I'm wrong, he's smarter than me." But if I'm right? Oh if I'm right it KILLS them. Because their self-identity is wrapped around being smart. And no one knows everything. No one is right 100% of the time. I sympathize but goddamn it's fun to be right with those fuckers.

It's fun watching them see your attitude shift from, "He's so smart" to "he thinks he's so smart, don't he?"

I don't know WHY it bothers them so much but it KILLS them. I think if I was smart I would just continue to not give a shit like I do now, but what do I know?

This site makes me feel smart sometimes. There are people here who legit don't believe in climate change and shit. Like... there are some objectively dumb motherfuckers on here. So I get where the smart folks are coming from but
let yourself get a big head and eventually it'll get popped.

Tremendous wisdom in this. I applaud you.

 

[CandiCame]

Tremendous wisdom in this. I applaud you.

See the problem with being dumb is that you can't tell what is and isn't sarcastic, so I choose to take this at face value as a compliment.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Also, what is it with these guys wanting rape accusations to be made up? Like it's a pattern at this point.

#BELIVEALLWOMEN.....and you all just KNEW all those women were right and Trump was putting a serial gang rapist on the SCOTUS.

And anyone who didn't buy it and push that narrative with you? Clearly a misogynistic Nazi. #patriarchy #rapeapologist@rapeculture.rape

It's not funny. A lot of people are pissed about this. We'll DIE pissed about this.

GOOD....you should be, and you should feel like total fucking shits for behaving the way your did.

It not only made (D)'s and the media look like a bunch of desperate losers with that stunt but you totally undermined/degraded legitimate future rape accusations too.

There is no way for this to be funny.

Oh sweetie....watching the vapid left getting it's mindless virtue signaling catch a reality check upside the head?
https://i.imgflip.com/2jtacj.jpg

Was funny.

Watching everyone who participated in said idiotic virtue signaling be all "Christine who? I dunno what ya'll are talking about." is even funnier.

 

[Boxlicker101]

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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101 View Post
For funny fuckups, what about the ranting against the appointment of Judge Kavanaugh to SCOTUS, followed by the main complainant against him admitting she had made up her whole attempted rape story?

Swing and a miss.

Also, what is it with these guys wanting rape accusations to be made up? Like it's a pattern at this point.

It's not funny. A lot of people are pissed about this. We'll DIE pissed about this.

There is no way for this to be funny. One the one hand, someone was raped. On the other hand, someone was drug kicking and screaming through alcoholism crying about his dad's christmas calendar tradition. Nothing about that is or ever will be funny.

I don't believe anybody wants a rape accusation to be made up, but that's certainly better than having it actually occur. Ideally, neither would ever happen.

The funny part was you and others calling for pitchforks and torches and wanting to lynch the innocent man, just on the strength of the woman's lie. And nobody was raped. As for the drinking, well BFD. So this guy got drunk a few times when he was in college. A lot of young men do; it's not unusual.

 

[CandiCame]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101 View Post
For funny fuckups, what about the ranting against the appointment of Judge Kavanaugh to SCOTUS, followed by the main complainant against him admitting she had made up her whole attempted rape story?



I don't believe anybody wants a rape accusation to be made up, but that's certainly better than having it actually occur. Ideally, neither would ever happen.

The funny part was you and others calling for pitchforks and torches and wanting to lynch the innocent man, just on the strength of the woman's lie. And nobody was raped. As for the drinking, well BFD. So this guy got drunk a few times when he was in college. A lot of young men do; it's not unusual.

Dude, a lot of people don't blackout and rape people.

Let this go. You're on the wrong side of history.

We're STILL carrying those pitchforks. You're acting like he was on trial and was exonerated. That isn't what happened. He was basically having a job interview and we found out that the government doesn't give a shit if you're a terrible fucking person.

We lost what little faith we had left in the system.

That's not fucking funny.

I got shitfaced in college too, blackout drunk. Never had anything that could be construed as rape. This guy was hired for a major position despite being a piece of shit. I'm too sleepy to be nice about this. We have a right to be pissed.

I love how this is a fucking joke to you and not a major fucking problem with a system that is going to affect other people's lives. Someone who can treat rape as a joke, can treat alcoholism as a joke, can treat the way that guy acted as a fucking joke when he's supposed to be an impartial judge-

Makes my fucking blood boil.

Which I guess is funny to you, because you're a sadistic asshole who thinks other people's pain is fucking funny. Because that's the ONLY option here.

 

[Sean]

For funny fuckups, what about the ranting against the appointment of Judge Kavanaugh to SCOTUS, followed by the main complainant against him admitting she had made up her whole attempted rape story?

When did she admit she made it up? That would have been a massive news story so you obviously have links?

 

[TJX]

See the problem with being dumb is that you can't tell what is and isn't sarcastic, so I choose to take this at face value as a compliment.

I assure you there was no sarcasm involved. When I read your posts I don't see anything that makes me think of you as dumb. I see intelligence, I also see strength. None of us are perfect. None of us are 100% right. None of us are 100% wrong. It takes strength to admit we might not be right or to allow someone to express conflicting views without attacking them for it. Again, no sarcasm.

 

[IG_88]

When did she admit she made it up? That would have been a massive news story so you obviously have links?

He's thinking of a difference accuser. Ford never said that but one of the others admitted making it up.

 

[adrina]

I don't believe anybody wants a rape accusation to be made up, but that's certainly better than having it actually occur. Ideally, neither would ever happen.

And this is the crux of it right here. It is easier, more desirable to think a woman lied than to believe that men rape. Topped off with some fairy land sprinkles about how it should never happen.

But it does. A lot. Apparently all these women are raping themselves or there's just a small handful of travelling rapists merrily roaming the country.

 

[CandiCame]

I assure you there was no sarcasm involved. When I read your posts I don't see anything that makes me think of you as dumb. I see intelligence, I also see strength. None of us are perfect. None of us are 100% right. None of us are 100% wrong. It takes strength to admit we might not be right or to allow someone to express conflicting views without attacking them for it. Again, no sarcasm.

The bar's just real fuckin low around here. Case in point, this thread.

Like literally the bar is set at "don't get blackout drunk and rape people" and these fuckers will dig a hole to go under it.

So my common sense is easily mistaken for intelligence or strength by comparison.

There was a dude on here one time who thought oil came from rocks or someshit he never adequately explained.

Edit: Ooooh, Op! OP! I nominate that one, I think it was spearchucker, who thought oil came from rocks and then someone else in that same thread didn't know how erosion worked and no one was gonna call them on it. Like just that thread in general.

Peak Oil or something like that?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Let this go. You're on the wrong side of history.

Ohhhhh....fucky doo.

We're STILL carrying those pitchforks.

We lost what little faith we had left in the system.

That's not fucking funny.

That's because you were dumb enough to think the system was designed to run on baseless accusations and #beliveallwomen.

Stay mad.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It is easier, more desirable to think a woman lied than to believe that men rape.

No...you're simply wrong about that. Everyone knows god damn good and well men rape.

Duhh.

What people DON'T find desirable is the idea that baseless accusations of heinous crimes are an acceptable method of challenging our political processes and or being weaponized for personal hit jobs on peoples careers/lives/families.

As they should, the concept is fucking evil and the practice beyond disgusting.

Then on top of all that..... to try and make it as if you have to support that evil bulls shit or you're a misogynistic bigot on the wrong side of history?

Even dumber.

https://media.makeameme.org/created/belivewomen.jpg

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

And this is the crux of it right here. It is easier, more desirable to think a woman lied than to believe that men rape. Topped off with some fairy land sprinkles about how it should never happen.

But it does. A lot. Apparently all these women are raping themselves or there's just a small handful of travelling rapists merrily roaming the country.

I have heard informally from UK police sources that most false rape accusations are not of a named person because they are made by underage girls trying to "excuse" having had consensual sex with their boyfriends. But besides that, the truth seems to be that men are more likely to be raped than to be falsely accused of rape. If men are more worried about being falsely accused of rape than actual rape, they are being irresponsible with their safety. The statistics are overwhelming.

"Imagine for a second that you believe that every single one of the men prosecuted for rape in England and Wales in 2016-17 was falsely accused. Even if that unlikely scenario were true, there would still have been more adult male victims of rape (8,000) than men prosecuted for those rapes they “didn’t commit” (5,190)."

https://www.channel4.com/news/factc...y-to-be-raped-than-be-falsely-accused-of-rape

 

[Boxlicker101]

When did she admit she made it up? That would have been a massive news story so you obviously have links?

I have literally millions of links: https://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=aaplw&p=kavanaugh+rape+story

The admissions of the accusers was the subject of a thread here not long ago.

 

[KeithD]

When did she admit she made it up? That would have been a massive news story so you obviously have links?

There were more than one lines of accusation. Avenatti had a client who eventually admitted she wasn't telling the truth about it. Box just can't keep his cases straight. No surprise there.


The issue with Kavanaugh is that he wasn't qualified to be objective on the strength of his juridical history to begin with. Rejection of him didn't rely on his bad boy past. It did rely to a certain extent on his lying about and being mealy-mouthed about that past. He was a typical Trump administration "all of the best people."

 

[Sean]

I have literally millions of links: https://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=aaplw&p=kavanaugh+rape+story

The admissions of the accusers was the subject of a thread here not long ago.

Where did Christine Blasey Ford admit she made it up?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Dude, a lot of people don't blackout and rape people.

Let this go. You're on the wrong side of history.

We're STILL carrying those pitchforks. You're acting like he was on trial and was exonerated. That isn't what happened. He was basically having a job interview and we found out that the government doesn't give a shit if you're a terrible fucking person.

We lost what little faith we had left in the system.

That's not fucking funny.

I got shitfaced in college too, blackout drunk. Never had anything that could be construed as rape. This guy was hired for a major position despite being a piece of shit. I'm too sleepy to be nice about this. We have a right to be pissed.

I love how this is a fucking joke to you and not a major fucking problem with a system that is going to affect other people's lives. Someone who can treat rape as a joke, can treat alcoholism as a joke, can treat the way that guy acted as a fucking joke when he's supposed to be an impartial judge-

Makes my fucking blood boil.

Which I guess is funny to you, because you're a sadistic asshole who thinks other people's pain is fucking funny. Because that's the ONLY option here.

You have nothing to be pissed about, except for the lies that were told about Kavanaugh. And they were lies; the women have already admitted that. The accusations were not jokes. The joke is people like you who are either not aware the whole thing was a pack of lies, or who refuse to accept that fact. And the only pain involved is that of the innocent man who had his name dragged through the mud.

 

[TalkRadio1]

We can add HisRapey's fuck up to the list

^^^ Luk's never-ending obsession with sexual violence.