What was the most hilarious fuck-up on the GB in 2018? Submit your entries!

[girlsmiley]

Fair. I just don't like that shit that goes "This is what a real man is" because like... the bitches are real men. Like they are.

I don’t like it either, but like Zumi said. It’s what this board has become. Because of these “men.”

Give me a break.

They’re male, and they are spreading their childish attitudes all over this board.

When we talk about real men we don’t talk about immature dipshits arguing constantly on a discussion board getting stiffs over each other, do we? No.

It’s embarrassing I have to explain it but this is what this board has become. The good posters are leaving/have left - especially the women because the “men” are all a bunch of whiny, bitching cunts who love jerking each other’s dicks all day every day.

The proof is in this very fucking thread. It’s not up for dispute or dislike, it’s all there in black and white.

You blokes enjoy. The rest of us actually have a life.

 

[Emerson40]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f3c60eb4c72ed9a342ae37ab7570fa77/tumblr_pap1xcGFIs1qec7noo1_1280.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

You mean you guys don’t do that^ when you first meet?

Sure, of course.

Just like you gals break into nakers pillow fights and paint each other’s toenails, as a way to introduce your sexy selves.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I don’t like it either, but like Zumi said. It’s what this board has become. Because of these “men.”

Give me a break.

They’re male, and they are spreading their childish attitudes all over this board.

When we talk about real men we don’t talk about immature dipshits arguing constantly on a discussion board getting stiffs over each other, do we? No.

It’s embarrassing I have to explain it but this is what this board has become. The good posters are leaving/have left - especially the women because the “men” are all a bunch of whiny, bitching cunts who love jerking each other’s dicks all day every day.

The proof is in this very fucking thread. It’s not up for dispute or dislike, it’s all there in black and white.

You blokes enjoy. The rest of us actually have a life.

So much projection.

And yet despite all of that hate she carries around ...the girl still posts.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Maybe some new blood can come in here en masse and make it all fresh again, but...

I completely agree.

Somewhat obscure reference but the GB has become Xanth. Back when there was the occasional PG invasion a few would stick. Sometimes more than a few. Titties would abound, new threads ranged from the odd to fucked up interpersonal drama and the kitty mamma herself was around and about.

GB needs a Bink.

 

[KimGordon67]

I miss that Coach guy and his awesome command of statistics.

 

[spacekowboy]

I don’t like it either, but like Zumi said. It’s what this board has become. Because of these “men.”

Give me a break.

They’re male, and they are spreading their childish attitudes all over this board.

When we talk about real men we don’t talk about immature dipshits arguing constantly on a discussion board getting stiffs over each other, do we? No.

It’s embarrassing I have to explain it but this is what this board has become. The good posters are leaving/have left - especially the women because the “men” are all a bunch of whiny, bitching cunts who love jerking each other’s dicks all day every day.

The proof is in this very fucking thread. It’s not up for dispute or dislike, it’s all there in black and white.

You blokes enjoy. The rest of us actually have a life.

Except you were here telling us how much of a life you have instead of living the life you claim. You cant sit there and chastise other for wasting time when you're in here wasting your time. But I've noticed you're judgemental like that. You do you, crazy pants. I'm going to continue to fuck Lance's mother. She wants in up the bum this evening. So I'll catch y'all later. Peace

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I miss that Coach guy and his awesome command of statistics.

How did he not have a nomination or two in that 2018 fuck up thread? I would have bet the mortgage payment on it.

 

[KimGordon67]

How did he not have a nomination or two in that 2018 fuck up thread? I would have bet the mortgage payment on it.

I wish I kept track of stuff like that ... he was a classic. I wonder what happened to him.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I imagine he is one of the newer cranky pants posters. No guess as to which.

 

[KimGordon67]

I imagine he is one of the newer cranky pants posters. No guess as to which.

I don't think so ... he wouldn't be able to keep his Mensa status to himself for long, nor his complete ineptitude at reading basic stats. Maybe he found love or something?

 

[bigsly]

Nothing hilarious about it, but obviously a stupid fuck-up:

Flynn has been convicted of lying.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90143848&postcount=10

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I don't think so ... he wouldn't be able to keep his Mensa status to himself for long, nor his complete ineptitude at reading basic stats. Maybe he found love or something?

See I bet you could search some of those mensa posts and find something worthy of a nomination - LOL~!

PS: I hope he found love. I hope everybody does

 

[CandiCame]

You mean you guys don’t do that^ when you first meet?

No, absolutely not, you can't do it when you first meet, that's unfair.
You have to get hard first.
Some guys are growers, and that drastically changes the outcome.

 

[KimGordon67]

See I bet you could search some of those mensa posts and find something worthy of a nomination - LOL~!

PS: I hope he found love. I hope everybody does

Actually, HisArpy has something of Coach's 'I know everything about everything' tone to him sometimes, but the dates don't gel.

And yeah, me too. I don't *need* to be in love, but it sure adds a rosy glow to stuff - everyone should have a bit of that in their lives. (The bruisy sex is OK too ...)

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Actually, HisArpy has something of Coach's 'I know everything about everything' tone to him sometimes, but the dates don't gel.

And yeah, me too. I don't *need* to be in love, but it sure adds a rosy glow to stuff - everyone should have a bit of that in their lives. (The bruisy sex is OK too ...)

Yes he does. But then I suppose I do as well. How did Woody say it?

Allison: I'm in the midst of doing my thesis.
Alvy: On what?
Allison: Political commitment in twentieth century literature.
Alvy: You, you, you're like New York, Jewish, left-wing, liberal, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University, the socialist summer camps and the, the father with the Ben Shahn drawings, right, and the really, y'know, strike-oriented kind of, red diaper, stop me before I make a complete imbecile of myself.
Allison: No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.
Alvy: Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left.

I am like the American Irish Alvy. But I like bruisy sex. Kind of a best of both worlds.

 

[beew]

You boys enjoy giving each other hard ons?

Because that is exactly what is happening in this thread.

You guys are fucked, honestly. Go outside and get some fresh air.

Men. None of you are men.

She did it again. And just as hillarious, the reactions of the men.
GS, you're my favorite ballbuster!

 

[HisArpy]

Actually, HisArpy has something of Coach's 'I know everything about everything' tone to him sometimes, but the dates don't gel.

And yeah, me too. I don't *need* to be in love, but it sure adds a rosy glow to stuff - everyone should have a bit of that in their lives. (The bruisy sex is OK too ...)

Me? Coach?

OMFG! THAT is HILARIOUS!!!!!


KG, YOU just won the "top spot" for 2018.

You thinking I"m Coach - totally ROFLMAO.

 

[CandiCame]

Me? Coach?

OMFG! THAT is HILARIOUS!!!!!


KG, YOU just won the "top spot" for 2018.

You thinking I"m Coach - totally ROFLMAO.

Who's Coach?

 

[KimGordon67]

Me? Coach?

OMFG! THAT is HILARIOUS!!!!!


KG, YOU just won the "top spot" for 2018.

You thinking I"m Coach - totally ROFLMAO.

I pretty clearly DON'T think you're Coach, but you do share a 'I'm an XYZ so am a total expert in everything even vaguely related to the thing you're talking about' approach to commenting.
But if you think you can make my comment a contender for the thread title, go hard ... whatever brightens your obviously otherwise dull day up a little.

 

[KimGordon67]

Who's Coach?

He was a special little flower - here ... his profile really does give you a flavour of what he was like.

In spite of his protestations that he wouldn't discuss religion or politics, he would merrily wade into pretty much all and every discussion of religion or politics with his 'informed' opinion, which would often be backed up by woefully misread statistics. But of course, he was in Mensa, so he knew better than anyone else. At the height of one of his intellectual sparring matches, he got told off for threatening to break my arm so ... you know, super-brain and all.

 

[HisArpy]

I pretty clearly DON'T think you're Coach, but you do share a 'I'm an XYZ so am a total expert in everything even vaguely related to the thing you're talking about' approach to commenting.
But if you think you can make my comment a contender for the thread title, go hard ... whatever brightens your obviously otherwise dull day up a little.

So, if you don't think I'm an Alt for Coach, why did you bother adding in your comment that "the dates don't gel"?

This indicates, at least to me, that you DID think I was a Coach Alt.

 

[Luk]

Actually, HisArpy has something of Coach's 'I know everything about everything' tone to him sometimes, but the dates don't gel.

And yeah, me too. I don't *need* to be in love, but it sure adds a rosy glow to stuff - everyone should have a bit of that in their lives. (The bruisy sex is OK too ...)

I pretty clearly DON'T think you're Coach, but you do share a 'I'm an XYZ so am a total expert in everything even vaguely related to the thing you're talking about' approach to commenting.
But if you think you can make my comment a contender for the thread title, go hard ... whatever brightens your obviously otherwise dull day up a little.

We can add HisRapey's fuck up to the list

 

[CandiCame]

He was a special little flower - here ... his profile really does give you a flavour of what he was like.

In spite of his protestations that he wouldn't discuss religion or politics, he would merrily wade into pretty much all and every discussion of religion or politics with his 'informed' opinion, which would often be backed up by woefully misread statistics. But of course, he was in Mensa, so he knew better than anyone else. At the height of one of his intellectual sparring matches, he got told off for threatening to break my arm so ... you know, super-brain and all.

He sound like your good, old-fashioned family jackass.

I've never understood those weird threats of physical violence, like online or IRL. Maybe because I'm a weak nerd but like... "Ooooh I can hurt you" like I would hope to god you could hurt me. A particularly determined dog could hurt me. That doesn't make you special or right, it just makes you an asshole.

To be fair, I do think Harpy threatened to do that, but I just can't take that shit seriously so I didn't really register it. He posted some gif of like an attack stick person and then everyone made fun of him for being a tryhard.

Also a MLP bouncing gif with a giant dick.

Which was supposed to represent me but VASTLY overestimated the size of my dick. By a lot. By a VAST amount. Like I want to think of a word other than "vast" but I would die. All the blood would drain from my body and I would die a horrible boner-induced death.

Edit: I just spelled that wrong and noticed

 

[HisArpy]

We can add HisRapey's fuck up to the list

Sad. I'd nominate you, but your fuckups aren't even close to funny. They're just as sad as you are.