Men, have you fucked an inanimate object?

[curvywetness]

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[UncutCummer]

Only really fucked sex toys, Tenga egg’s for example. Looking forwards to some other ideas though.

 

[Oreo515]

Hi

I used a pocket pussy and a teddy bear and pillows to cum

 

[DirkPitt06]

When I was much younger, before Id figured out that hands were the primary way of self-stimulation - I was an outside-the-box kid - I would dampen a towel, pump lotion into the folds, and fuck my way to a very slippery orgasm.

 

[PG13]

A jacuzzi jet was quite an experience in my youth. Then, one day, I got laid...

 

[secretofthesea07]

This one is a little embarrassing, but lit seems like the place for embarrassing stories. As a child, I had a stuffed animal raccoon that was a puppet, so obviously had a place for a hand. Back when I was in college, I was home for break, and being a 20yo male who wasn't getting much of anything at the time, I had the grand idea to masturbate into the hand-slot of the puppet. I ended up throwing it away out of fear someone might actually use it as a puppet!

 

[MrEd63]

Does my bitch ex-wife count?

 

[LupusDei]

Once I was walking alone through the forest, and there was that pile of firewood... yes, you figured the rest. Yes, I fucked a pile of firewood. In the middle of the day. Deep in the forest. That was a bit strange, but that one gap between those parallel branches... It looked better then it did feel, but I was able to get off without major bruising.

 

[cliteatingman]

A pillow

 

[stiv837]

Various women's under ware I have borrowed over the years.

 

[KimGordon67]

Once I was walking alone through the forest, and there was that pile of firewood... yes, you figured the rest. Yes, I fucked a pile of firewood. In the middle of the day. Deep in the forest. That was a bit strange, but that one gap between those parallel branches... It looked better then it did feel, but I was able to get off without major bruising.

That's pretty dedicated.

 

[flamouria]

Does my bitch ex-wife count?

Fuck, that's cold.

 

[SophieUK]

Does my bitch ex-wife count?

I was waiting for this to appear...

(Still made me laugh though)

 

[MrEd63]

I was waiting for this to appear...

(Still made me laugh though)

Fuck, that's cold.

If you knew her, you'd understand

 

[hilton1958]

I'm sure every man has at some point. For me it's been mostly sex toys, pillows, rolled up and lubed gel packs, those flotation aids kids wear on their arms while swimming, basically anything that could provide stimulation. Naturally I also enjoy a good vibe on my cock but I don't think that could be termed "fucking", even if it makes me cum real hard.

 

[nightrider6918]

Hahaha.... I can't believe I'm about to share this, but there was a LARGE stuffed animal that I dry-humped to climax early-on in my teen years...

I'd go down in the basement armed with a dirty magazine I swiped from my father, and go to town on the stuffed animal - using the power of my imagination to its fullest.

 

[Paul_Chance]

About the only thing I have ever done is masturbate into a sock or a wash cloth, and that was more about keeping things neat.

 

[Naughtyboy31]

I used to use a maxi pads and open one end of the wrapper. Pull the pad out and fold it in half. Usually they are folded 3 times. Then slide it back in the wrapper. Stick my cock in it and hump a bean bag chair. It felt like I was having sex missionary.

Pillows work to.

https://m.xhamster.com/videos/pillow-humping-8766249

 

[nakedplay]

Pillows were very popular. I also stuck my cock between the mattress and box spring. Nkdplay82 on kik

 

[Winniejames5432]

Most

Most of the stuff mentioned here. I also played some with anal inserrtion for a while. Fingers, drum sticks, and various handles (hairbrush, kitchen tools, etc)

 

[Cabeza]

I assumed every younger guy put two pillows on top of each other, stuck his cock between them, and "fucked" them. Maybe it was just me??

 

[Polranny]

Guy I knew years back used to make a jelly in a mould, usually a large jamjar and fuck it once it was set. He would then eat the smashed up jelly which was by then mixed with his semen. Raspberry was his favourite flavour

 

[michael2956]

I sometimes put two or three pillows on the edge of the bathroom counter and stare at myself in the mirror as I grind against them doggy style.....so hot watching my cock swell and turn purple as I get close....I like to look at my face as I cum...

When I still lived at home decades ago, I would lie on the edge of the bathtub and fuck it...

 

[hilton1958]

I sometimes put two or three pillows on the edge of the bathroom counter and stare at myself in the mirror as I grind against them doggy style.....so hot watching my cock swell and turn purple as I get close....I like to look at my face as I cum...

When I still lived at home decades ago, I would lie on the edge of the bathtub and fuck it...

Sounds like fun. Just wondering, do you cum on the pillows?

 

[OttawaGuy50s]

Trying to think of something inanimate that I haven't fucked...