Why are you so unhappy?

[Luk]

A rare thing...he's right.

Maybe so but that cunt voted for his boy, 45.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Maybe so but that cunt voted for his boy, 45.

Now you're just resorting to making up bold faced lies?

LOL Luk....that's just pathetic.

Nobody got any money from me and I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert.

https://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumb_small_article/public/blogs/1.png?itok=KDIevP2e

 

[Notcastor]

To Adrina, the tub model for American Substandard: the only difference between stalking and romance is the way she responds.

On any given day, I, as a stranger to you in real life could charm you out of your sensible cotton panties, the ones your mother laid out for you.

It's just a matter of context and your libido.

 

[RocketLauncher]

I find it amusing that a thread about being unhappy devolves into a political battle. There's half your problem right there. Whole lotta mud slinging going on instead of intelligent debate and positive action.
I'm happy I'm Canadian and only unhappy when a barista fucks up my latte. Like, c'mon I'm paying an arm and a leg for that particular hot beverage so at least make it right. Other than that, pretty chill up here in The Great White North. ( Emoji of me being obnoxiously happy.)

 

[von_Bismarck]

I find it amusing that a thread about being unhappy devolves into a political battle. There's half your problem right there. Whole lotta mud slinging going on instead of intelligent debate and positive action.
I'm happy I'm Canadian and only unhappy when a barista fucks up my latte. Like, c'mon I'm paying an arm and a leg for that particular hot beverage so at least make it right. Other than that, pretty chill up here in The Great White North. ( Emoji of me being obnoxiously happy.)

^ Just giving recognition for your avatar.

 

[IG_88]

To Adrina, the tub model for American Substandard: the only difference between stalking and romance is the way she responds.

On any given day, I, as a stranger to you in real life could charm you out of your sensible cotton panties, the ones your mother laid out for you.

It's just a matter of context and your libido.

Pretty much. I don't think I've ever failed at getting the ass when I really set my mind to it. Some are easier than others and some eggs just don't wanna crack but the right charm, wit, confidence and lies can get almost anyone into almost any panties.
Guys that don't get laid aren't trying very hard or they're trying too hard. Ugly fat ones want you to tell them how bad you want them. The hotter ones don't wanna hear it cuz they already know. Unless they got low self esteem but that just makes an easier target.
The hot ones want confidence and to think you're not really all that interested. Maybe tell her she's not your type or something. Most bullshit works.
Gotta be patient tho. The hot married chick probably isn't gonna blow you in the first 10 minutes altho it does happen now and then.
Work that shit, it can take weeks, sometimes months for the really hard ones. But they all give it up sooner or later.
Then once you get it a couple times leave and never return a call or text or email. Never. If you do, you've lost.

 

[Notcastor]

Thanks, Roush.

Pretty much. I don't think I've ever failed at getting the ass when I really set my mind to it. Some are easier than others and some eggs just don't wanna crack but the right charm, wit, confidence and lies can get almost anyone into almost any panties.
Guys that don't get laid aren't trying very hard or they're trying too hard. Ugly fat ones want you to tell them how bad you want them. The hotter ones don't wanna hear it cuz they already know. Unless they got low self esteem but that just makes an easier target.
The hot ones want confidence and to think you're not really all that interested. Maybe tell her she's not your type or something. Most bullshit works.
Gotta be patient tho. The hot married chick probably isn't gonna blow you in the first 10 minutes altho it does happen now and then.
Work that shit, it can take weeks, sometimes months for the really hard ones. But they all give it up sooner or later.
Then once you get it a couple times leave and never return a call or text or email. Never. If you do, you've lost.

 

[RocketLauncher]

^ Just giving recognition for your avatar.

Lol, ironically posted that for the objectification thread.

 

[Luk]

I find it amusing that a thread about being unhappy devolves into a political battle. There's half your problem right there. Whole lotta mud slinging going on instead of intelligent debate and positive action.
I'm happy I'm Canadian and only unhappy when a barista fucks up my latte. Like, c'mon I'm paying an arm and a leg for that particular hot beverage so at least make it right. Other than that, pretty chill up here in The Great White North. ( Emoji of me being obnoxiously happy.)

We're glad you're Canadian too.

 

[Notcastor]

Lol, ironically posted that for the objectification thread.

If I had those rocket launchers, I would retaliate.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I don’t think it’s realistic to expect happiness as a state of constant being. You’re chasing rainbows if that’s the goal. I’m mostly content with my life but there are definitely areas that are challenging and wear me down or could do with a little shake up but it doesn’t affect my overall view that I have a pretty decent existence.

So very well articulated.

 

[RocketLauncher]

We're glad you're Canadian too.

Thanks. If that's supposed to be some kind of insult it missed the mark. I prefer a little distance between us. And who are the 'We'? You the collective voice of Lit?

If I had those rocket launchers, I would retaliate.

Got any photon torpedoes you can fire, Trekkie?

 

[Notcastor]

Thanks. If that's supposed to be some kind of insult it missed the mark. I prefer a little distance between us. And who are the 'We'? You the collective voice of Lit?


(he thinks so, but it's just the voices in his misshapen head)



Got any photon torpedoes you can fire, Trekkie?

Bruce Cock Burn reference...you sure you're from Canuckistan?

https://rbhsjukebox.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/bruce-cockburn-if-i-had-a-rocket-launcher.jpg

 

[RocketLauncher]

Bruce Cock Burn reference...you sure you're from Canuckistan?

https://rbhsjukebox.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/bruce-cockburn-if-i-had-a-rocket-launcher.jpg

Pretty sure I am. There's snow on the ground and people here say please and thank you.

 

[Notcastor]

Pretty sure I am. There's snow on the ground and people here say please and thank you.

Sorry.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Sorry.

Wait, wot?! Sorry?
You sure you're Ammurikhan?

 

[Notcastor]

Wait, wot?! Sorry?
You sure you're Ammurikhan?

I know it's out of fashion, and a trifle uncool.
But I can't help it, I'm a romantic fool.

 

[pink]

Happy, content.....whatever it's called...***** is good.

 

[RocketLauncher]

I know it's out of fashion, and a trifle uncool.
But I can't help it, I'm a romantic fool.

And a poet, judging by the rhyming couplet.
I suppose if one has to be a fool a romantic one would be preferential.

 

[Notcastor]

Happy, content.....whatever it's called...***** is good.

You can't complain, but sometimes you still do.
Life's been good to you, so far.

And a poet, judging by the rhyming couplet.
I suppose if one has to be a fool a romantic one would be preferential.

https://www.guitartabsexplorer.com/images/tabs/martha-and-the-muffins_echo_beach.png

 

[pink]

You can't complain, but sometimes you still do.
Life's been good

Everyone complains Lance. No matter how good life is, people still complain. It's just how it is.

And yez, my life is good. I am grateful but I can still be a bitch.

 

[Notcastor]

You can't complain, but sometimes you still do.
Life's been good

Everyone complains Lance. No matter how good life is, people still complain. It's just how it is.

And yez, my life is good. I am grateful but I can still be a bitch.

Hi, I'm Notcastor... and that was a line from a rock n roll song by Joe Walsh.

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[chillywilly2]

I'm happy...I complain all the time but i'm still happy.***** is good to me

 

[Notcastor]

Obviously the Maple Syrup crowd are happy, that goes without saying.

Canada is #7, right after all the other Volvo Ikea countries.

Maybe that's why Americans are so unhappy...they don't have the same deep rooted love of Volvos and Ikea Maple Leafers and the Borje Salmons do.

Americans make fun of Volvos and Ikea.

Karma?

 

[oO00Oo]

Wait, wot?! Sorry?
You sure you're Ammurikhan?

Lance is Canadian. Hard to believe.