The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[thør]

You neglected to consider the Urban Heat Island effect.

Fifty miles west of the hellhole you're in, it was 11° colder this A.M. (the radio reported that it was 19° in Frederick).



Almost needless to say, I'm not about to get in a pissing match about the definition of "cold" with a guy from Alaska.

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Still just Patagucci down sweater weather for normal activities where one is not sitting. It would be a lot colder if the wind was biting and the RH was above 80%. I have a proper hat and gloves should the weather turn. #6P's

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/BCtjPZ0/File-Dec-11-2-20-00-PM.png

BAWSE



Two mo' hours of daylight for Taco Toozday. Gotta use 'em right. Outtie. Be good.

 

[Froya]

You know... you could combine those two things and eat with the dignity befitting a human person. And if we're going full frathouse that seems like getting a spoon dirty for no reason.

Since when does dignity determine what I should put in my mouth? Now you're just being silly.

Like a respectable psychopath.

You get me.

 

[Froya]

Dude, you need to check your phone. Just sayin'.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh great.


Now I want a cigar.

 

[Saint Peter]

*checks phone*

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh great.


Now I want a cigar.

Here, have one!
https://assets.bestcigarprices.com/shopcontent/images/romeo_res_4_mad_bx27.jpg

 

[Froya]

*checks phone*

Could be arranged

 

[HarryHill]

Well she killed a tree, 8' of Cedar beauty. I got the 20' post it was connected to.

 

[raindancer]

*checks phone*

You never call. You never text.
*reported

 

[Saint Peter]

Here, have one!
https://assets.bestcigarprices.com/shopcontent/images/romeo_res_4_mad_bx27.jpg

Nice. I am a fan of the maduro wrapper.

 

[Saint Peter]

Could be arranged

You never call. You never text.
*reported

I am old and I hate text.

Fucking text.

 

[Que]

I am old and I hate text.

Fucking text.

That was me.

Then I got even older, and even crankier and I prefer text. The advantage with text is the other person can't hear how freaking irritated you are to even have to be communicating with them.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I hate long conversations via text, but for quick communications they're preferred.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

It's fun watching Netflix closed captions try to translate a Boston accent.

 

[raindancer]

I am old and I hate text.

Fucking text.

Do it! Do it now! Send pics! And dicks!

 

[spacekowboy]

Nice. I am a fan of the maduro wrapper.

As am I. I found a joint selling these for $9.99 a stick. Not too shabby seeing as though I only have one once a month or so.

Their price on Macanudos is a bit redick though.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do it! Do it now! Send pics! And dicks!

Done!

 

[spacekowboy]

I would totes dickpic rainy if I had the digits.


Lucky for her that I dont.

 

[Saint Peter]

As am I. I found a joint selling these for $9.99 a stick. Not too shabby seeing as though I only have one once a month or so.

Their price on Macanudos is a bit redick though.

https://assets.bestcigarprices.com/shopcontent/images/stluis_roth_box25_mad_v.jpg

https://www.bestcigarprices.com/cigar-directory/st.-luis-rey-cigars/st.-luis-rey-reserva-especial-rothchilde-maduro-6852/

I like the Saint Luis Reys. Cheap and strong.

Win Win

 

[adrina]

Snicker doodle rice crispie treats.

 

[raindancer]

I would totes dickpic rainy if I had the digits.


Lucky for her that I dont.

LIES!

 

[HAL_9000]

I don't understand the point of talk to text.

If you're talking anyway, why not just call?

 

[spacekowboy]

https://assets.bestcigarprices.com/shopcontent/images/stluis_roth_box25_mad_v.jpg

https://www.bestcigarprices.com/cigar-directory/st.-luis-rey-cigars/st.-luis-rey-reserva-especial-rothchilde-maduro-6852/

I like the Saint Luis Reys. Cheap and strong.

Win Win

I'll give them a whirl when I head to the smoke shop. Ive thought about doing the Thompson cigar club thing, but I don't smoke enough to justify all that.

Once a every month-6 weeks when I get the hankering I'll just go buy one and hang out on the patio with a glass of whiskey.

 

[spacekowboy]

LIES!

Uhh... pretty sure 15 years in and I've never had your number, sweetcheeks.