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The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

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I just watched this bitch eat plain, dry ramen and I am posting it everywhere I can anonymously do so because what the fuck

Like opened a pack of ramen and ate it
 
Nicegirl111 said:
ehhhh! Like homeless or co-worker?
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No, this was a person I put my dick inside of, who lives in my house, who brought this plague upon me.

And I was just... just staring at her like... "Hey, babe, quick question WHAT THE FUCK?"

Just looked me right in the fucking eyes and ate raw fucking ramen.
 
Froya said:
It's good crunchy.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/crunchy-ramen-salad/
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She said that they sold "crunchy ramen snacks" because I would not let this go. Like it's a brand new day and I'm still on about it.

I was gonna make popcorn. I had the bag in my hand.

I believe her that that is a food product. That there are snacks meant to be consumed in that fashion. That's not what this was and we're not gonna pretend like it is.

This is like walking into a kitchen and drinking a jar of marinara sauce.

Edit: Oh, and ALSO, bitch doesn't even EAT ramen. That was MY creamy chicken ramen. She says it has too much salt. Like there can BE a "too much" salt.
 
CandiCame said:
No, this was a person I put my dick inside of, who lives in my house, who brought this plague upon me.

And I was just... just staring at her like... "Hey, babe, quick question WHAT THE FUCK?"

Just looked me right in the fucking eyes and ate raw fucking ramen.
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This description makes it sound like National Geographic.
 
CandiCame said:
She said that they sold "crunchy ramen snacks" because I would not let this go. Like it's a brand new day and I'm still on about it.

I was gonna make popcorn. I had the bag in my hand.

I believe her that that is a food product. That there are snacks meant to be consumed in that fashion. That's not what this was and we're not gonna pretend like it is.

This is like walking into a kitchen and drinking a jar of marinara sauce.

Edit: Oh, and ALSO, bitch doesn't even EAT ramen. That was MY creamy chicken ramen. She says it has too much salt. Like there can BE a "too much" salt.
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Ramen is good crunchy, and marinara is good from the jar. Though I wouldn't drink it; I eat it with a spoon.
 
isthisdesire said:
This description makes it sound like National Geographic.
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That's exactly what it felt like.

Froya said:
Ramen is good crunchy, and marinara is good from the jar. Though I wouldn't drink it; I eat it with a spoon.
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You know... you could combine those two things and eat with the dignity befitting a human person. And if we're going full frathouse that seems like getting a spoon dirty for no reason.

You know what, I'm changing my outlook. You know who's gonna get to put two seasoning packets in his next bowl of ramen? This guy.

#blessed
 
thør said:
I'm downtown DC and it's chilly, but a long fucking way from cold.
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You neglected to consider the Urban Heat Island effect.

Fifty miles west of the hellhole you're in, it was 11° colder this A.M. (the radio reported that it was 19° in Frederick).



Almost needless to say, I'm not about to get in a pissing match about the definition of "cold" with a guy from Alaska.
:) :)
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