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[_valkyrie_]

Women will love you! Men will envy you. Enhance your power, unleash the mighty poster in you!

That avatar milestone too far away? Your inbox limit too constraining for all the bots, spammers and alts? You're in the right place, at the right time!

So, why wait? Start now! Get the post count you've always wanted! And all in a matter of seconds!! Unbelievable!

100% satisfaction guaranteed. For every post, 98% of its profits go to the World Wildlife Fund. 1% goes to that poor Nigerian fellow, who's a cousin of the first African astronaut, who was lost in space many years ago and needs $3 million to come home. The remaining one percent goes to staff expenses.

[[Side effects of this thread may include randomness, laughs, time-killing, mindlessness.

If you experience negative effects, manic thoughts or angry emotions whilst browsing, stop immediately, turn off your device, go catch some sun or snow, some chamomile tea and a blueberry muffin.]]

 

[done_got_old]

Women will love you! Men will envy you. Enhance your power, unleash the mighty poster in you!

That avatar milestone too far away? Your inbox limit too constraining for all the bots, spammers and alts? You're in the right place, at the right time!

So, why wait? Start now! Get the post count you've always wanted! And all in a matter of seconds!! Unbelievable!

100% satisfaction guaranteed. For every post, 98% of its profits go to the World Wildlife Fund. 1% goes to that poor Nigerian fellow, who's a cousin of the first African astronaut, who was lost in space many years ago and needs $3 million to come home. The remaining one percent goes to staff expenses.

[[Side effects of this thread may include randomness, laughs, time-killing, mindlessness.

If you experience negative effects, manic thoughts or angry emotions whilst browsing, stop immediately, turn off your device, go catch some sun or snow, some chamomile tea and a blueberry muffin.]]

I'm confused. Okay, don't take this next part seriously. Don't be offended. Darn, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, it's back. Are you poking fun at me? That's okay. Old folks need goals.

 

[tolyk]

I'm confused. Okay, don't take this next part seriously. Don't be offended. Darn, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, it's back. Are you poking fun at me? That's okay. Old folks need goals.

Wow, I had never noticed your post count before dgo! I was coming in to say I'm fine with the size of my.. uh.. posts. But I dunno, I may have a bit of post envy now

 

[tedsbeds]

Women will love you! Men will envy you. Enhance your power, unleash the mighty poster in you!

That avatar milestone too far away? Your inbox limit too constraining for all the bots, spammers and alts? You're in the right place, at the right time!

So, why wait? Start now! Get the post count you've always wanted! And all in a matter of seconds!! Unbelievable!

100% satisfaction guaranteed. For every post, 98% of its profits go to the World Wildlife Fund. 1% goes to that poor Nigerian fellow, who's a cousin of the first African astronaut, who was lost in space many years ago and needs $3 million to come home. The remaining one percent goes to staff expenses.

[[Side effects of this thread may include randomness, laughs, time-killing, mindlessness.

If you experience negative effects, manic thoughts or angry emotions whilst browsing, stop immediately, turn off your device, go catch some sun or snow, some chamomile tea and a blueberry muffin.]]

Please . Tell me now! All the girls yell me I need a bigger POST!

 

[_valkyrie_]

No poking fun at anyone. More like poking fun at everyone. Just a try at some lightheartedness

Everyone needs goals, old and young alike. I, too, am not that far from a bit of a post milestone, figured it'd be a thing to start.

 

[done_got_old]

Wow, I had never noticed your post count before dgo! I was coming in to say I'm fine with the size of my.. uh.. posts. But I dunno, I may have a bit of post envy now

LOL I've been here for a long time. I never worked during the summer and I retired 12 years ago. I'm a great multi-tasker and whenever I was on my computer, Lit was open.

 

[done_got_old]

No poking fun at anyone. More like poking fun at everyone. Just a try at some lightheartedness

Everyone needs goals, old and young alike. I, too, am not that far from a bit of a post milestone, figured it'd be a thing to start.

I thought the idea was hilarious. I was here when higherlevel4u was the first to hit 100,000 posts. In fact I started a thread to celebrate his achievement. I never thought I'd reach 100,000!

 

[Jada59]

I think my post count is pretty big. Or maybe I'm just bragging!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Please . Tell me now! All the girls yell me I need a bigger POST!

Visit this thread daily, engage in posting (a minimum of three per day), drink plenty of water.

 

[tedsbeds]

Visit this thread daily, engage in posting (a minimum of three per day), drink plenty of water.

But will the ladies notice how big I have become?

 

[_valkyrie_]

I thought the idea was hilarious. I was here when higherlevel4u was the first to hit 100,000 posts. In fact I started a thread to celebrate his achievement. I never thought I'd reach 100,000!

Look no further. This thread was specifically designed by our scientific team of researchers to ensure maximum results with the minimum of effort possible.

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

It’s not the size of your post count but how you use them.

 

[Gamine67]

My Post Size is what it is, but will there be a Thread to help my Posts, and maybe Posterior, stop sagging?

 

[_valkyrie_]

This thread has also a commitment to the preservation of Nature. Your posts CAN make a difference! Recycle the old, choose a sustainable new!

 

[tolyk]

LOL I've been here for a long time. I never worked during the summer and I retired 12 years ago. I'm a great multi-tasker and whenever I was on my computer, Lit was open.

So have I but yeah, I work a beyond full time job, and run a small business, and pursue my photography..... I'm good at multitasking too, but free time isn't something I have in abundance.

 

[_valkyrie_]

My Post Size is what it is, but will there be a Thread to help my Posts, and maybe Posterior, stop sagging?

Stop posting atop a Vespa. Grab a backpack and post in the wilderness.

 

[done_got_old]

My Post Size is what it is, but will there be a Thread to help my Posts, and maybe Posterior, stop sagging?

rotflmfbo

 

[Gamine67]

How am I suppose to go shopping in those heels in the wilderness?

 

[done_got_old]

I hesitate to post this link. I won't explain why. (You're smart so I'm sure you'll figure it out.) I know the link appears somewhere on the site, but I don't remember where.

http://forum.literotica.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

 

[_valkyrie_]

How am I suppose to go shopping in those heels in the wilderness?

Leave the heels at home, wear wooden clogs.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

^^^ damn genius there.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I hesitate to post this link. I won't explain why. (You're smart so I'm sure you'll figure it out.) I know the link appears somewhere on the site, but I don't remember where.

http://forum.literotica.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

Nothing to worry. Our team of experts is here to help you perform at very high levels. You want to get to the top? They'll ask how high, because one of them suffers from vertigo.

 

[done_got_old]

How am I suppose to go shopping in those heels in the wilderness?

Wear hiking boots.

 

[done_got_old]

Nothing to worry. Our team of experts is here to help you perform at very high levels. You want to get to the top? They'll ask how high, because one of them suffers from vertigo.

Don't look down. That's the key.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am on Page 8 of that list, above Kat73 and below mnbreastluvr. Lots of dead soldiers, and hawt avs