Swannie's Random Stuff

[Todger65]

As the US heads towards turkey day I always get a laugh out of the culinary creativity that pops up. This one is a good one, named tur-what-the-fucken.

Reminds me of some of the Japanese fetishes for seafood.
But on a lit-serious note, I have had a life long fascination with ordinary objects I come across in everyday life and an immediate thought of I wonder if I could get that inside me. Weird I know, but it makes wandering around the supermarket a fun mental activity. My friend J who unfortunately knows of my slight fetish, always comments when the Top 100 wine list comes out in the newspaper that I should go for gold and try to do the whole 100 one day, which always manages to go across the table in conversation but has mental gymnastics of should my extensive toy collection be supplemented by a wine rack in the bedroom.

I think you can keep the ‘Turpus’ doesn’t look appetising at all. Now drinking wine from your own receptacle sound more fun.

 

[missswannie]

Good way to work up a thirst. The top 100, not the octopus stuffed chicken.
Different slant on corkscrew?

They are all screw tops these days

It's a Cthulu Thanksgiving.

Yes. I saw another one of the same but it had crabs claws hanging out as well.

I'm rather taken by the idea of you being a dirty girl with wine bottles and other things. Of course I would even more like to see it.
Imagine if you were to be the naked host at a dinner party. Hands free and able to say Shiraz or Chardonnay?

It is a terrible vice. I could probably grip and carry a bit but base in for a red and white option might be a bit beyond my capabilities just yet

I think you can keep the ‘Turpus’ doesn’t look appetising at all. Now drinking wine from your own receptacle sound more fun.

Bring your own straws. I did go to hot spring resort in Japan which had a red wine bath so on that basis I could say it wouldn't be a first time to be full of wine.

 

[BobOso75]

As the US heads towards turkey day I always get a laugh out of the culinary creativity that pops up. This one is a good one, named tur-what-the-fucken.

Reminds me of some of the Japanese fetishes for seafood.
But on a lit-serious note, I have had a life long fascination with ordinary objects I come across in everyday life and an immediate thought of I wonder if I could get that inside me. Weird I know, but it makes wandering around the supermarket a fun mental activity. My friend J who unfortunately knows of my slight fetish, always comments when the Top 100 wine list comes out in the newspaper that I should go for gold and try to do the whole 100 one day, which always manages to go across the table in conversation but has mental gymnastics of should my extensive toy collection be supplemented by a wine rack in the bedroom.

Well that seems like a Hentai scene...... Hope you had a great holiday

 

[peekingone]

I suppose so. Aired, open, unencoumbered, free. Some word in there describes it. Ideally I think I would like to live and work from a nudist colony.
Nothing like a good frac

Imagination is 99%

Lit doesn't like lippy photos from behind so not on the boards

Oh for certain. Let the girls loose, get the pants off and just relax.

Well damn lippy skippy dee do da.

 

[missswannie]

Stepford wife time. Just home to have a shower and shave my legs before going out to one of his cocktail evenings. I'll be nice and hang off his arm and chat nicely with them all.
So a pretty white bra and little white knickers...and my kegel ball toy so I can stand there and smile and play squeeze and release all night.

 

[backonthebike]

Stepford wife time. Just home to have a shower and shave my legs before going out to one of his cocktail evenings. I'll be nice and hang off his arm and chat nicely with them all.
So a pretty white bra and little white knickers...and my kegel ball toy so I can stand there and smile and play squeeze and release all night.

This is insanely sexy. Love the knickers.

 

[Todger65]

What a lovely idea. When you get home you will be so worked up and wet you will have him up against the door as soon as you get in.

I like the see through mesh on your knickers as well. Even more enticing.

 

[zekuma]

Stepford wife time. Just home to have a shower and shave my legs before going out to one of his cocktail evenings. I'll be nice and hang off his arm and chat nicely with them all.
So a pretty white bra and little white knickers...and my kegel ball toy so I can stand there and smile and play squeeze and release all night.

Mind going overtime, I'm just imagining you all pretty and see through with that blue lanyard poking out. What's it like walking around with all that up inside?

You have an insane ability to create imagery

 

[ncfreak269]

Stepford wife time. Just home to have a shower and shave my legs before going out to one of his cocktail evenings. I'll be nice and hang off his arm and chat nicely with them all.
So a pretty white bra and little white knickers...and my kegel ball toy so I can stand there and smile and play squeeze and release all night.

Would love to slide them white knickers off you and remove those kegal balls with my mouth and give you my tongue to squeeze on... Perhaps something else afterwards

 

[missswannie]

This is insanely sexy. Love the knickers.

Thank you, they are a nice set.

What a lovely idea. When you get home you will be so worked up and wet you will have him up against the door as soon as you get in.

I like the see through mesh on your knickers as well. Even more enticing.

Somewhat frothy by the time I made it home.

Mind going overtime, I'm just imagining you all pretty and see through with that blue lanyard poking out. What's it like walking around with all that up inside?

You have an insane ability to create imagery

It's a different feeling than say a plug in your bum. The shape allows your muscles to pull it up higher or push it lower. You can push it as far as it starts to stretch you to come out, then stop before it pops out and let it settle higher again. All the while talking to Mrs Smythe-Robinson about her latest cruise and what her grandchildren are up to. You just have to not get carried away or you get the hooded eyes and people start to wonder if you are on drugs or something.

Would love to slide them white knickers off you and remove those kegal balls with my mouth and give you my tongue to squeeze on... Perhaps something else afterwards

That would be a rather wet task. Probably need more than a tongue at that stage.

 

[ncfreak269]

Challenge accepted I would do what I had to and please you all at the same time

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Stepford wife time. Just home to have a shower and shave my legs before going out to one of his cocktail evenings. I'll be nice and hang off his arm and chat nicely with them all.
So a pretty white bra and little white knickers...and my kegel ball toy so I can stand there and smile and play squeeze and release all night.

Id love doing the squeeze and release routine with you all night. I have something for you to squeeze

 

[peekingone]

Stepford wife time. Just home to have a shower and shave my legs before going out to one of his cocktail evenings. I'll be nice and hang off his arm and chat nicely with them all.
So a pretty white bra and little white knickers...and my kegel ball toy so I can stand there and smile and play squeeze and release all night.

So very sexy as usual. Any pictures with that sexy lingerie on?

 

[missswannie]

Challenge accepted I would do what I had to and please you all at the same time

Pleasing me is a good start

Id love doing the squeeze and release routine with you all night. I have something for you to squeeze

It is a long build up

So very sexy as usual. Any pictures with that sexy lingerie on?

I have a few photos. I will think about posting some that show a little less lip

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Pleasing me is a good start

It is a long build up


I have a few photos. I will think about posting some that show a little less lip

Long and hard build-up actually!

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Oh for certain. Let the girls loose, get the pants off and just relax.[/QUOTE]

Always a treat to help get the pants off and set the girls loose. Love those girls!

 

[missswannie]

Change knickers, change shoes, a bit of lippy, pull dress down again, out the door. I'm a quick turnaround.

 

[Todger65]

Change knickers, change shoes, a bit of lippy, pull dress down again, out the door. I'm a quick turnaround.
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Even quicker if you left the knickers off.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Lucky man, and your all primed and ready for fun latter, but you must be more than a prop at the end of his arm. to impress his friends.

 

[zekuma]

Change knickers, change shoes, a bit of lippy, pull dress down again, out the door. I'm a quick turnaround.

Leopard prints and a pair for the wash on the bed. A two pair Tuesday?

 

[missswannie]

Even quicker if you left the knickers off.

Quite possibly so but it was one one of those damp knickers on type days

Lucky man, and your all primed and ready for fun latter, but you must be more than a prop at the end of his arm. to impress his friends.

Oh I am no one's prop, that's for sure. You play the part for the audience of the event. Sometimes I am his support act, he often is mine. Always the team goals.

Leopard prints and a pair for the wash on the bed. A two pair Tuesday?

Yes it was like that. Some days you are bare, other days you put them on. My sister in law had borrowed these ones a while back so it was good to have the matching ones to the bra back again.

 

[charterguy05]

Change knickers, change shoes, a bit of lippy, pull dress down again, out the door. I'm a quick turnaround.

And very sexy and beautiful

 

[Tnt69]

Change knickers, change shoes, a bit of lippy, pull dress down again, out the door. I'm a quick turnaround.

Mmmmm beautiful! I'd eat that as if it were my last meal! Jesus, your sexy as all hell!

 

[zekuma]

Yes it was like that. Some days you are bare, other days you put them on. My sister in law had borrowed these ones a while back so it was good to have the matching ones to the bra back again.

You share thongs with your sister-in-law?

 

[missswannie]

You share thongs with your sister-in-law?

er, yes? She poked around in my knicker drawer and borrowed a pair.