Seven Letter Post Office X 3 Redux

[HBergeron]

Though some gave a fuller account of his demented proclivities.

When he unearthed the identity of one gent who told of his activities, he hid in his garage, ready to trounce him when he arrived home.

 

[Handley_Page]

When he unearthed the identity of one gent who told of his activities, he hid in his garage, ready to trounce him when he arrived home.

witnesses are quoted as say that the body bounced on the tarmac

 

[HBergeron]

witnesses are quoted as say that the body bounced on the tarmac

The victim claims his neck was broken, but showing up at the mine for work the next day debunks that idea.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The victim claims his neck was broken, but showing up at the mine for work the next day debunks that idea.

and completely skunked his plans for retiring on the insurance settlement.

 

[HBergeron]

and completely skunked his plans for retiring on the insurance settlement.

Disgusted at shooting his own plan in the foot, he had no other recourse but to knuckle down and work for his next paycheck.

 

[Handley_Page]

Disgusted at shooting his own plan in the foot, he had no other recourse but to knuckle down and work for his next paycheck.

Smile, fasten the buckles and go do it.

 

[HBergeron]

Smile, fasten the buckles and go do it.

He better scuttle all those plans for expensive cars and vacations while he's at it.

 

[Handley_Page]

He better scuttle all those plans for expensive cars and vacations while he's at it.

As he yelled out "the Kettles on"

 

[HBergeron]

As he yelled out "the Kettles on"

As usual, he relents when asked for a bit of whisky in the tea.

 

[nosebone]

As usual, he relents when asked for a bit of whisky in the tea.

Even though his requests for another dram of the pure are greeted with Silence

 

[HBergeron]

Even though his requests for another dram of the pure are greeted with Silence

Finally, someone decided to be lenient and give him what he asked for.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Finally, someone decided to be lenient and give him what he asked for.

At last he had his wish fulfilled: she brought him to the most intense orgasm he'd ever experienced.

 

[HBergeron]

At last he had his wish fulfilled: she brought him to the most intense orgasm he'd ever experienced.

But neither this nor the last orgasm she delivered to him outshined what she had done for the postman.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But neither this nor the last orgasm she delivered to him outshined what she had done for the postman.

Nor could his efforts outshine those of the postman, practices worthy of a Cathar heretic.

 

[HBergeron]

Nor could his efforts outshine those of the postman, practices worthy of a Cathar heretic.

She would never tell, but her own best orgasms were routinely delivered by the imbeciles and cretins of the town. Go figure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She would never tell, but her own best orgasms were routinely delivered by the imbeciles and cretins of the town. Go figure.

Yes, after all, most corporate executives like herself look to the young interns for venal satisfaction in the office.

 

[Handley_Page]

Yes, after all, most corporate executives like herself look to the young interns for venal satisfaction in the office.

Only if the returns were appropriate to the investment.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Only if the returns were appropriate to the investment.

Such returns might only be possible under the direction of a far sterner mistress than most interns could abide.

 

[HBergeron]

Such returns might only be possible under the direction of a far sterner mistress than most interns could abide.

As long as no unscrupulous investment firm reneges on the dividend payment.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As long as no unscrupulous investment firm reneges on the dividend payment.

and respects the equality of all genders.

 

[HBergeron]

and respects the equality of all genders.

Still, he groaned in dismay when he opened his account statement.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Still, he groaned in dismay when he opened his account statement.

The Love of his Life, or, if you will, the Whore of Babylon, had drained his account as dry as she had done his sack.

 

[HBergeron]

The Love of his Life, or, if you will, the Whore of Babylon, had drained his account as dry as she had done his sack.

Her propensity for wreaking havoc against the men of the town reigned supreme.

 

[Handley_Page]

Her propensity for wreaking havoc against the men of the town reigned supreme.

when she deigned to say anything about it.

 

[HBergeron]

when she deigned to say anything about it.

When her treachery was revealed, it ignited a furor.