Cock Map

[default24]

This old bitty would be thrilled to see and stare and such.

Did I ever tell you about the summer evening when the neighbor next door benefited from a forgotten open window in my house? He now goes out onto his back deck regularly around bedtime during the warmer months. Dirty old man.

It sounds riveting. Were you and the Mr. getting amorous, or was your hot ass just passing by the window?

 

[Suz_anne]

It sounds riveting. Were you and the Mr. getting amorous, or was your hot ass just passing by the window?

The former. And I'm not known for my silence. The neighbor joked about it in passing once so we know for sure that he heard. It weirded me out at first, but now I don't care. I'm not exactly inviting him in to watch, but if he were more attractive....

 

[default24]

The former. And I'm not known for my silence. The neighbor joked about it in passing once so we know for sure that he heard. It weirded me out at first, but now I don't care. I'm not exactly inviting him in to watch, but if he were more attractive....

There's a couple leaks in that place that need taken care of...

Yeah, isn't it kind of a turn on that he liked it?

 

[Suz_anne]

There's a couple leaks in that place that need taken care of...

Yeah, isn't it kind of a turn on that he liked it?

In theory, yes. I just wish he were a hot silver-fox-daddy kind of guy. In actuality, he's a kind of creepy podiatrist.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not nearly enough cocks on this thread...

I realize I'm late to the party, but is THIS enough? Or THIS?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

...I'm not exactly inviting him in to watch, but if he were more attractive....

I do like a nice neutral color scheme, but this is taking it a little far.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I do like a nice neutral color scheme, but this is taking it a little far.

At least the couch will be easy to clean. A few Clorox wipes and we're back in business. This is not what I expected to be thinking about when looking at this pic.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

At least the couch will be easy to clean. A few Clorox wipes and we're back in business. This is not what I expected to be thinking about when looking at this pic.

I confess, that may not have been my first thought...

That one was more like, MY GOD THAT'S A BIG FUCKING COCK SHE'S GOT IN HER.

 

[default24]

https://i.imgur.com/YkK7EOI.jpg

Crazy millennials and their love of rough sex

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Ummm... what’s up with the 35-44yo group?!
I mean.
Looks at my history searches...
Yup, “rough” is used quite a bit.

 

[default24]

So if I'm reading that right, because it's relative that must mean that 18-25 and 25-34 watch a LOT more porn than the other age brackets.

Also, if you want to send over or post your porn search history, please feel free SMNaughty

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ummm... what’s up with the 35-44yo group?!
I mean.
Looks at my history searches...
Yup, “rough” is used quite a bit.

Ditto

And millennials are in that demographic

 

[default24]

Ditto

And millennials are in that demographic

But just BARELY

 

[Suz_anne]

No cock, just map...

https://66.media.tumblr.com/de2174d657b14ef1ed64c5d6ce8f3575/tumblr_ozufkbl8lF1rn1906o1_640.png

 

[default24]

It has 'sausage stuffing' listed. I'll take that to meat the whole criteria

 

[hotwords229_A]

Realistically, some of those could be used as cocks.

 

[Suz_anne]

Have you ever tried to fuck a yam?

I cannot, in good conscience, recommend it.

 

[default24]

You have to heat it up first, Suz. Duhhhhh

 

[hotwords229_A]

You have to heat it up first, Suz. Duhhhhh

And carve it into its proper shape. Come on, get with the program!

 

[Suz_anne]

http://homemade-sex-toys.com/files/vibrator/img/vibe-6.jpg

Are you kidding me?? I MacGyver'd that shit.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I like how the potato is not only that battery source, but also the balls.

Very metaphorical.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I like how the potato is not only that battery source, but also the balls.

Very metaphorical.

I'm guessing it was a project for a girl scout badge

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I like my phallic veggies a little more realistic... **

https://i.imgur.com/IRshRWH_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

 

[hotwords229_A]

I like my phallic veggies a little more realistic... **

An Aussie sighting!!!

Is that a sweet potato in my pants or I am just glad to see you?

 

[default24]

I like my phallic veggies a little more realistic... **

https://i.imgur.com/IRshRWH_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Mother nature, you freaky bitch