Social Experiment - Ladies, Send a PM to a Random Man on Lit for a Change

[MildSmart]

OH get all lofty now. I am thread king so

Thread King? I think I deserve to be a thread knight at the least

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thread King? I think I deserve to be a thread knight at the least

*Pulls his "sword" out*

Sir Mild, defender of the thread.

 

[MildSmart]

*Pulls his "sword" out*

Sir Mild, defender of the thread.

You seem very keen to pull your "sword" out

 

[Froya]

OH get all lofty now. I am thread king so

Pretty sure that goddess tops king.

 

[MildSmart]

Pretty sure that goddess tops king.

As far as I know, goddess tops everyone so good news for us I guess like.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

You seem very keen to pull your "sword" out

What can I say, I'm a viking descendant. If I can't kill it, fuck it, or build a boat out of it I'm a little lost /S

Pretty sure that goddess tops king.

Only in the female mind

 

[MildSmart]

What can I say, I'm a viking descendant. If I can't kill it, fuck it, or build a boat out of it I'm a little lost /S



Only in the female mind

Nah dude, the King can only move one square at a time while the goddess can move virtually infinite squares as the goddess isn't a chess piece
Excuse my dumb attempt at humour

 

[Chris_Michael]

It’s
A
Good
Fucking
Day
Baby!

 

[Froya]

Only in the female mind

Tread lightly, dear. I have lightning on my side.

 

[MildSmart]

What can I say, I'm a viking descendant. If I can't kill it, fuck it, or build a boat out of it I'm a little lost /S



Only in the female mind

Also the Vikings were boss at navigating so you won't be lost

 

[MildSmart]

It’s
A
Good
Fucking
Day
Baby!

Glad to hear that!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Tread lightly, dear. I have lightning on my side.

I don't fear the sky bolts, just the lack luster of the life after a strike.

Also the Vikings were boss at navigating so you won't be lost

Nope, follow me into depravity

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

It’s
A
Good
Fucking
Day
Baby!

GOOD SHOW LAD

 

[Chris_Michael]

Glad to hear that!

Me
Fucking
Too

 

[Chris_Michael]

GOOD SHOW LAD

Ayyyye les go!

 

[MildSmart]

I don't fear the sky bolts, just the lack luster of the life after a strike.



Nope, follow me into depravity

Thank you, next
Hopping onto the new meme bandwagon

 

[Froya]

I don't fear the sky bolts, just the lack luster of the life after a strike.

Not bad, but needs to be cleaned up a bit.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Not bad, but needs to be cleaned up a bit.

I thought that was a good one lol my literary dreams are crushed.

 

[The_gladiator]

I missed the crowing of our goddess?

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I missed the crowing of our goddess?

And the consummation

 

[Froya]

I missed the crowing of our goddess?

I don't crow, really... I'd liken in more to howling.

 

[Froya]

And the consummation

I have not been consumed!

 

[Wetsider]

I don't crow, really... I'd liken in more to howling.

Better than cackling!

Maybe I can help you howl sometime.


Who's smooth
<----- This Guy

 

[Froya]

Better than cackling!

Maybe I can help you howl sometime.

Who's smooth
<----- This Guy

For howling, you might need to be a little rough.

 

[Wetsider]

For howling, you might need to be a little rough.

*Surveys the board and considers his next move*

I've a couple ideas...