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[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Cleaned up a bit. No grazing just yet. Maybe a pizza or a trip to the Awful Waffle. Not sure yet.


I'm going to give this Dawn sighting business another try tonight. She better appreciate the effort I put into this by being there. I don't want to have to go postal . . . .


But then, what would give breath and life to two melons-de-femme???


Perhaps I'll keep Civil Behavior in the forefront of what passes for my mind.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Trifling Twat wasn't there.


So I stopped and got a pizza.


You'd think that, with all them fires in CA that some of our Finest Litsters would burn alive. Kinda like Miles' children. They did burn, didn't they, like was prayed for them? Maybe it was to the wrong god . . . . Allah can handle a fire, I think. Hot and dry seems to be his speciality.


Which reminds me for no good reason, that flex-fuel stuff is way cheaper than gasoline. Cheaper'n Comanchero brand, too, almost . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Holiday Monday, for a lot of folks. Just another Monday for the rest of us.


I thought we got Veterans' Day off, but we don't. Wat wasn't getting it off anyway - it was going to get traded for this Friday.


Besides, there's a four-day break coming the weekend after. Funny how half the world shuts down anymore on Wednesday at noon. Still haven't quite gotten used to that one yet.


Wonder what delightful nonfeasance we'll have going on today . . . or will it be malfeasance???


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[Wat_Tyler]

There be weasels afoot.


Wat's off to go to see them, so . . . .

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[bellisarius]

Morning Wat. See ya later Wat.

Quarter skiff of snow on the ground this AM.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I heard Tun Tavern was a gay bar.

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[Libsam]

I've been awake since 4:30, when the national weather service let me know that there was a flash flood warning in my area.

Is it possible to block those alerts?

 

[bellisarius]

I've been awake since 4:30, when the national weather service let me know that there was a flash flood warning in my area.

Is it possible to block those alerts?

Turn the phone off.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You know just how any people simply cannot turn them off?

 

[bellisarius]

Yeah, my youngest is one of those. I swear that when out in the woods where there is no signal he starts to go into withdrawal.

 

[OldJourno]

Happy Holiday Monday, for a lot of folks. Just another Monday for the rest of us.


I thought we got Veterans' Day off, but we don't. Wat wasn't getting it off anyway - it was going to get traded for this Friday.


Besides, there's a four-day break coming the weekend after. Funny how half the world shuts down anymore on Wednesday at noon. Still haven't quite gotten used to that one yet.


Wonder what delightful nonfeasance we'll have going on today . . . or will it be malfeasance???


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The one on the right is Miss Feasance 2017. I watched the pageant. It was on cable.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Yeah, my youngest is one of those. I swear that when out in the woods where there is no signal he starts to go into withdrawal.

Stops hunting for critters and starts hunting for cell reception...

 

[bellisarius]

Close enough. *chuckle*

 

[Endrura]

Is deep fried pie like Empanadas? They don't sound so great.

 

[SpeareChucker]

They, having now seen them, seem to be more like big filled pastries.

 

[bellisarius]

They, having now seen them, seem to be more like big filled pastries.

Like the crap they sell at the convenience stores only fresh. Did you try one?

 

[Libsam]

Turn the phone off.

But my phone is also my alarm clock

 

[OldJourno]

But my phone is also my alarm clock

Have you thought of contacting the National Weather Service?
It really is thoughtless on their part to issue these warnings at all times of the day (and night!). I find it helpful to remind them they do get their pay with my tax dollars. If they think they can disrupt my sleep for something like a tornado or flash flood, they have another think coming.
Sometimes you just have to take the bull by the horns. Give them a piece of your mind. I'm sure they'll thank you for it and reconsider this silly policy.

 

[bellisarius]

But my phone is also my alarm clock

Buy a "Little Ben" guaranteed to wake you up and they're cheap.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Grazing.


It's fucking cold (37*), windy, and raining those little shit-eating drops hard as a motherfucker. Tonight is my Mental Image of November. Oh, and the heater here crapped out, so we're on emergency back-up until the service people decide what the fuck they're going to do.


My rattle-trap old gasser furnace at my house is working fine, according to the latest report from Cat Girl.


It's nights like this I miss mah kitteh!!!


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[Wat_Tyler]

The one on the right is Miss Feasance 2017. I watched the pageant. It was on cable.

I was wondering. Okay, I had no idea, fucking or otherwise. Thanks for the info. She is kinda cute.

They, having now seen them, seem to be more like big filled pastries.

I'm with the little Canadiddian woman. That doesn't sound so tasty. But I did go through a Hostess fruit pie spell when much younger. Thanks be to Allah I outgrew it before they killed me.

But my phone is also my alarm clock

I must confess this, too. I never turn the sumbizzitch off. Ever. I only reboot occasionally.


I'm not addicted. I can go back to a landline any time I want to . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

Morning Wat. See ya later Wat.

Quarter skiff of snow on the ground this AM.

I missed our wee morning chat. Hope all is well.


So if a skiff is 18', then you got 4.5' of snow???

I heard Tun Tavern was a gay bar.

Yeah, I have no idea.


The landlady's girl dog has come in and laid behind the computer chair. Silly bitch. I should have left my door closed, except the heater's not fucking working. Meh.


This too shall pass . . . .

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[Libsam]

Have you thought of contacting the National Weather Service?
It really is thoughtless on their part to issue these warnings at all times of the day (and night!). I find it helpful to remind them they do get their pay with my tax dollars. If they think they can disrupt my sleep for something like a tornado or flash flood, they have another think coming.
Sometimes you just have to take the bull by the horns. Give them a piece of your mind. I'm sure they'll thank you for it and reconsider this silly policy.

Nah, I'd rather come here and complain

The Miss Feasance thing was cute, you should make an alt.

 

[Libsam]

Buy a "Little Ben" guaranteed to wake you up and they're cheap.

I'm a minimalist.
It's nice to have one device that removes the need for multiple devices.

 

[Libsam]

I must confess this, too. I never turn the sumbizzitch off. Ever. I only reboot occasionally.

I rarely use the thing, my peeps are always giving me a hard time because it takes me a couple of days to reply to texts.