What woke you up today, and when?

[done_got_old]

My bladder at 4

 

[emsway]

My cat at 5 am, for his breakfast. Usually he wakes me up at 6 am, but apparently cat’s don’t observe the end of daylight savings time.

 

[JJonah]

apparently cat’s don’t observe the end of daylight savings time.

Maybe they’re onto something. Cats might be smarter than I give them credit for.

But I’m still not licking my own anus.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Maybe they’re onto something. Cats might be smarter than I give them credit for.

But I’m still not licking my own anus.

Who are you kidding? If you could reach you’d never leave the house!

 

[JJonah]

Who are you kidding? If you could reach you’d never leave the house!

The truth hurts.

 

[angelofthenorth]

the alarm and my cat at 06:00

 

[Ausbellbaby]

The sound of glass breaking @ 3.30am unfortunately I blamed a dream turns out it was my car.

 

[vibes]

A bad dream ... a nightmare rather at 6.30 am

The sound of glass breaking @ 3.30am unfortunately I blamed a dream turns out it was my car.

Ouch

 

[ashik09]

I woke up at ~8:55AM after having a weird dream in which some kind of crazy land locomotive took me, my girlfriend and a bunch of people that I'm assuming were supposed to be old friends of mine but I didn't recognise them at all (I recognised them in the dream, though) to what I think was supposed to be Glasgow Central.

 

[Davesmith42]

The cat woke me up at 5am to play lol

 

[JJonah]

The 5:15 alarm, dragging me out of a VERY deep stage of sleep.

Same thing woke up my son, so he’s up too early.

 

[smtst5]

I woke up at 445 with a raging hardon

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Heart's Magic Man

He's a magic man, oh, he has the magic hands

 

[jasonmason]

Puppy, 5am, wanting out.

 

[BadAmy]

Thanks jingle of a collar. And not mine.

 

[beachbaby179]

The alarm at 5:45. Its a rare night when I sleep all the way through. I feel better today.

 

[gentold]

when I had a hardon that needed being worked on

 

[JJonah]

You know how a bunch of cousins can sometimes get together and have loud fun? And how their grandfathers can sometimes get exasperated? And how said grandfathers can often yell a lot?

That’s what woke me up. 8:15.

 

[Xerxes82]

Was just after 8 this morning. My roommate had a flat tire and needed a hand getting back on the road.

 

[fisherfella]

3 month old grandson at approx 3am, of course, jus a wet diaper and some gymnastics and back to bed he went..

 

[Polranny]

3 month old grandson at approx 3am, of course, jus a wet diaper and some gymnastics and back to bed he went..

46 year old lover at approx 4.00am., of course, just a wet pussy and some gymnastics and back to bed she went

 

[barefootgirl69]

Realizing it was after 10 am!

 

[mnbreastluver]

An erotic dream. It was around 7:30 am

 

[beachbaby179]

An erotic dream. It was around 7:30 am

Do tell...

I had to pee around 7am.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Do tell...

I had to pee around 7am.

Ummm, no.