Social Experiment - Ladies, Send a PM to a Random Man on Lit for a Change

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I'd like a random PM from a random lady.
Not sure it's correct for requests to be made here, but I'll happily talk to a lady if she wants to roll the dice with me.
Even if you've never posted in this thread before, but happened to stop and read it, go for it.
 
I can do ALL sorts of things with tools.







I re-roofed my house, I built a shed, raised planting beds, oil changes... I'm a handy guy!
 
It just so happens that I really, really... really... need my oil changed.
 
Well, if I bring my cute ass over to change your oil you'd have to make it worth my while.







I accept payment in the form of donuts, rubies, or piggyback rides.
 
Well, if I bring my cute ass over to change your oil you'd have to make it worth my while.



I accept payment in the form of donuts, rubies, or piggyback rides.


I'm so tired, I read that as "rabies". :D
 
Well, if I bring my cute ass over to change your oil you'd have to make it worth my while.







I accept payment in the form of donuts, rubies, or piggyback rides.

Either you have a sick arsenal of euphenisms, or some really weird fetishes... either way, this is fun :)
 
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