🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

[hotwords229_A]

Fake news

Wait a minute, fake news? Damnit, duped again! And after I interned for her and she made me do that thing with that cigar!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The support group meets in my shower in 10 minutes.
Clothing optional.

 

[NC_OBX80]

Optional, but strongly discouraged I hope, been waiting all day for this

 

[hotwords229_A]

The support group meets in my shower in 10 minutes.
Clothing optional.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5c3438ba0366cfbcea224b5cc45a56ba/tumblr_p8ppnnaXsp1vgan1so1_500.jpg

Now there are some buns that could really support my hot dog!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yeah, fuck that support group. I'm hitting the shower with you, even if it does ruin me.

It would... I'd hate to leave you like that...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I feel like I'm learning new things on Lit every day. Apparently, the term for this is "hotdogging." Who knew?

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/05/01/300/19430941.gif

I like it more from the front...
Ya know what I mean?

 

[ashik09]

I was having a sexy chat with someone once and they mentioned hotdogging. After that, I couldn't stop laughing and had to ... end things early.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm trying to think of a better term.... but...

 

[ashik09]

Yup. I know exactly what you mean.



He was serious? I wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face.

Yeah, he was serious. That's what made it so hilarious to me. Probably the fact that he'd said it to other people, too, and they must've been fine with it if he kept going with it ...

I'm trying to think of a better term.... but...

Butt-sliding?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Butt-sliding?

That's just makes me think of a dog scooting his butt across the carpet... =/

 

[ashik09]

I got nothing.

That's just makes me think of a dog scooting his butt across the carpet... =/

Yeah, I got nothin' either, to be honest.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If you're man said to you, "hey, baby, how about we do some butt sliding tonight?" would you be like -- "so sexy; yes please" -- or would you fall over laughing at him?

I'm pretty sure I'd be laughed out of my own place.

Lol, yeah... my negotiations dont sound at all like that.

 

[peekingone]

almost TGIF

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b324304821d51c40f5c77a282e8b6fc2/tumblr_ozth5qH2Kd1w7cjjro1_500.jpg

 

[Apisto42]

Hm, what about cock sliding? Kind of gets the point across.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/95a37582b730c67ba4f9be64d0fba09f/tumblr_inline_p6m7iuS2Gu1swh2zh_400.gif

 

[Apisto42]

These are funny as fuck.

Once, in college, I drunkenly took a shit in a newspaper machine. Then we watched from our dorm room for people to show up to try to buy newspapers only to find a log chillin on top of the stack. One guy actually shimmied the bottom paper out from under the stack without disturbing the poop. I was impressed with his dedication. He paid his $1.75 and he was getting that God damn paper.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

!!!!Important question alert!!!!

In a recent conversation I mentioned that I prefer a cookie cake to a regular cake for my birthday. This person then responded "Is that a Southern thing??"

Guys, help me out.... Cookie Cake is a thing everywhere right????

 

[ashik09]

!!!!Important question alert!!!!

In a recent conversation I mentioned that I prefer a cookie cake to a regular cake for my birthday. This person then responded "Is that a Southern thing??"

Guys, help me out.... Cookie Cake is a thing everywhere right????

It's a new one on me, I gotta say.

 

[Apisto42]

You mean like this right?

https://hotcookiebakery.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Cookie-Cake-with-Penis-Cookie.png

I’ve seen them in NY as well as other places.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You mean like this right?

https://hotcookiebakery.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Cookie-Cake-with-Penis-Cookie.png

I’ve seen them in NY as well as other places.

Yes!!!
But they dont just.... sell them the store???

 

[Apisto42]

You can get them at the grocery baker. Maybe not with a dick on top.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yall I'm blown!! This cannot be a southern thing!

 

[peekingone]

For sure in our area. Northeast USA

 

[RuneBlade]

Yes!!!
But they dont just.... sell them the store???

Uhhmmm.... nope! Can't say that I've ever felt the need to slop icing on a cookie. A graham cracker maybe...

That's what I like about pie. No icing.

 

[RuneBlade]

We don't need to book a band... getting drunk and making a fool of ourselves singing karaoke is obviously the way to go.

It would be a good time.

I support this message.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yall I'm blown!! This cannot be a southern thing!

Uhhmmm.... nope! Can't say that I've ever felt the need to slop icing on a cookie. A graham cracker maybe...

That's what I like about pie. No icing.

The cookie cake is an important part of my life. NY/NJ area. I've actually purchased the cookie, gone to the baking isle, bought more icing, went home and slathered (and I mean SLATHERED) that Mo-Fo with more icing than should be legal in most states.