Social Experiment - Ladies, Send a PM to a Random Man on Lit for a Change

[navytime09]

Hello all, hope your Sunday/Monday has found you all well.

 

[Froya]

Hello all, hope your Sunday/Monday has found you all well.

Very well, thank you. How about you?

 

[RustyIron]

Omg, I did miss some fun today by the sound of it, with all this talk about blow jobs, damn it y'all are invited to my place, I haven't had a BJ in well XX, lets just say it's years in double figures.
Gawd damn I'm still thinking of the 7 hours that would probably kill me *sighs* but fuck what a way to go.

at least I'd be in heaven before I died, not so sure bout after though.

 

[Wetsider]

Hiya rusty!

Been quiet on the nightshift tonight. I've had to do some actual work during my shift. *gasp*

Anyone else around tonight? I've gotten done what I need to do, the rest is gravy.

 

[RustyIron]

Hiya rusty!

Been quiet on the nightshift tonight. I've had to do some actual work during my shift. *gasp*

Anyone else around tonight? I've gotten done what I need to do, the rest is gravy.

Hahahah, sounds like you will have a good night then, Pretty quiet here to.

 

[pikmin1388]

Morning everyone how are you today?
I did have fun terrorizing Chris last night

 

[Wetsider]

I'm doing ok, a little worn out. My night shift is starting to wind down.

How about you?

 

[pikmin1388]

Omg, I did miss some fun today by the sound of it, with all this talk about blow jobs, damn it y'all are invited to my place, I haven't had a BJ in well XX, lets just say it's years in double figures.
Gawd damn I'm still thinking of the 7 hours that would probably kill me *sighs* but fuck what a way to go.

at least I'd be in heaven before I died, not so sure bout after though.

You've not had a bj in that long ?.thats a crime

 

[pikmin1388]

I'm doing ok, a little worn out. My night shift is starting to wind down.

How about you?

Up and about but not being very productive can't get going today
You need a massage make you feel much better lol

 

[Wetsider]

I'll always accept a massage.

What do I owe in return?

 

[pikmin1388]

I'll always accept a massage.

What do I owe in return?

Nothing I just love giving them
But if you insist I might be able to think of something......

 

[Wetsider]

Well, let's start with the massage and see what you decide. How's that sound?

 

[pikmin1388]

Well, let's start with the massage and see what you decide. How's that sound?

Okay sounds good to me
Umm you know what kind of massages I do I take it ?

 

[Wetsider]

Based on the conversation with Chris yesterday I'm almost afraid to ask... we've only just met.

Please enlighten me?

 

[Chris_Michael]

Morning everyone how are you today?
I did have fun terrorizing Chris last night

Glad I could be of service.

 

[pikmin1388]

Glad I could be of service.

Morning sub uh I mean Chris you're very welcome long may it continue

 

[pikmin1388]

Based on the conversation with Chris yesterday I'm almost afraid to ask... we've only just met.

Please enlighten me?

Afraid to ask really it I'm a pussy cat lol
Well I learnt it off pornhub

 

[Chris_Michael]

Morning sub uh I mean Chris you're very welcome long may it continue

Yes, Mistress.

So, what’s up? You doing alright? Did you sleep well?

 

[pikmin1388]

Based on the conversation with Chris yesterday I'm almost afraid to ask... we've only just met.

Please enlighten me?

Afraid to ask really ? I'm a pussy cat lol
Well I learnt it off pornhub

 

[pikmin1388]

Yes, Mistress.

So, what’s up? You doing alright? Did you sleep well?

Morning sexy
I slept well thanks thinking of all the things I could do to you lol
I'm at home today gaming
How are you ?

 

[Wetsider]

Afraid to ask really ? I'm a pussy cat lol
Well I learnt it off pornhub

There is MUCH to learn from pornhub. Some can't be unlearnt of course.

Soooooo Chris... How do you feel today?

 

[Chris_Michael]

Morning sexy
I slept well thanks thinking of all the things I could do to you lol
I'm at home today gaming
How are you ?

I’m about to go to work and it will be 2am for you when I get off.

But I have finally accepted the fact that you’re going to take my ass whether I like it or not. So, I’m prepared for you.

...after all, CVS has been fucking me in the ass for years. lol

 

[Chris_Michael]

There is MUCH to learn from pornhub. Some can't be unlearnt of course.

Soooooo Chris... How do you feel today?

She whipped me. I’m still recovering. How are you?

 

[Wetsider]

She whipped me. I’m still recovering. How are you?

I'm good. I'm not going to get in a Mario kart battle though. I'm such a stick in the mud that I prefer turn based strategy games... Hard to make a rousing game of single player XCOM sexy.

 

[Wetsider]

Afraid to ask really ? I'm a pussy cat lol
Well I learnt it off pornhub

Alright fuck it. I'm game, do your worst. My safe word is Shenanigans.