Social Experiment - Ladies, Send a PM to a Random Man on Lit for a Change

[Gracie13]

It’s time for my sassy pants.

 

[Gracie13]

So a yes!

Score for the good guy

 

[Gracie13]

Was just at an Elton John concert Tuesday, are they anything like the sparkly pants I saw there?

Pink and sparkly, for sure.

 

[Chris_Michael]

So a yes!

Score for the good guy

Control your boner, Mike.

 

[Gracie13]

Control your boner, Mike.

I just laughed out loud for real

 

[Gracie13]

Alright Alright... sounds like a perfect outfit to lower the boom in.

Lower the boom?! Who are you people

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Control your boner, Mike.

Wish I had a boner. I am currently soliciting G’s help

Not working in my favor

 

[Froya]

Is it me, or is it getting creepy in here?

 

[Gracie13]

Wish I had a boner. I am currently soliciting G’s help

Not working in my favor

I am not a G.

 

[Gracie13]

Is it me, or is it getting creepy in here?

You don’t do cuddly or sweet but come sit next to me anyway

 

[Gracie13]

the answer may scare you... We're your FRIENDS!!!! (Here at least... )

Now I need to google it..

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I am not a G.

Lazy me

Gracie

 

[Gracie13]

Lazy me

Gracie

Mhmmmm.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Wish I had a boner. I am currently soliciting G’s help

Not working in my favor

Yeah Mike. That’s because she’s a human being and you’re probably making her feel like just something you want to fuck.

Maybe if you, oh I dunno, took an actual interest in her as a person, she would be more open to you and become a friend.

Friends are good to have, Mike. Go nut to some porn until you find a girl who wants to take it to the next level with you.

Because *ahem* it wont be Gracie...

 

[Chris_Michael]

Is it me, or is it getting creepy in here?

It is nearing halloween. *shrugs*

Would you like some of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? lol

 

[Gracie13]

Let’s talk about the spider that just crawled across the floor and how I almost peed myself.

Ugh.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Yeah Mike. That’s because she’s a human being and you’re probably making her feel like just something you want to fuck.

Maybe if you, oh I dunno, took an actual interest in her as a person, she would be more open to you and become a friend.

Friends are good to have, Mike. Go nut to some porn until you find a girl who wants to take it to the next level with you.

Because *ahem* it wont be Gracie...

Your stupidity surpasses your wisdom

You have Gracie Have fun

You have an open thread

 

[Chris_Michael]

Your stupidity surpasses your wisdom

I’ve been told that all my life, and for the most part, it’s true.

 

[Gracie13]

Wait. Who has me? I hate when I’m had and I don’t even know.

I was trying to have the spider.

 

[Gracie13]

I’ve been told that all my life, and for the most part, it’s true.

I mean acceptance is the first step right?

 

[Froya]

You don’t do cuddly or sweet but come sit next to me anyway

You got it, chica

That's my bodyguard face.

It is nearing halloween. *shrugs*

Would you like some of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? lol

So, I saw this, and my mental response was, "I'm not into watersports."


Then I scroll to this:

Let’s talk about the spider that just crawled across the floor and how I almost peed myself.

And I nearly spit out my drink.

 

[Gracie13]

You got it, chica

That's my bodyguard face.




So, I saw this, and my mental response was, "I'm not into watersports."


Then I scroll to this:



And I nearly spit out my drink.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought he was talking about pee!!!
I sure wasn’t going to say it though.

 

[Gracie13]

Might be time better spent trying to halve the spider.... then it won't scurry around and scare you

Vacuum for the win!

 

[Chris_Michael]

Golden Shower Night sponsored by magicmikeaustin and Gracie’s spider!

 

[Froya]

Your stupidity surpasses your wisdom

You have Gracie Have fun

You have an open thread

Since when does an open thread mean it's okay to post that someone who's obviously not interested in your dick isn't helping you with your boner?

Dude, maybe you were trying to be funny, and you thought it was humorous, but that just means you don't know how to read the room.

Chris called it how he saw it, and I'm just raising my hand to say that it's the way I saw it, too.