The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[IG_88]

I did not win the lottery. I would have bought all of you gstrings.

I got a short fantasy of being a billionaire for my 2 bucks so I figure it was a good deal. I've spent that much on less.

 

[dolf]

I like these. Washable. Durable. Comfortable. Match my gstring.

https://www.earplugstore.com/aeearcpl.html

Ew! And Ew!

 

[silver gurl]

Fuckity fuck. That is all I got.

 

[dolf]

That and nice hair.

 

[silver gurl]

Need a hair cut. It has been a year and half. Thinking shorter. It grows back.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Need a hair cut. It has been a year and half. Thinking shorter. It grows back.

You had pre-op yesterday....for a haircut?

 

[Luk]

Need a hair cut. It has been a year and half. Thinking shorter. It grows back.

You had pre-op yesterday....for a haircut?

I lol'd.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Second thread that includes earworm.


Shut Up, Spongebob

 

[spacekowboy]

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I like boobs

 

[Que]

Need a hair cut. It has been a year and half. Thinking shorter. It grows back.

Bear in mind that the longer it is the easier it is to grab a fistful of it.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Bear in mind that the longer it is the easier it is to grab a fistful of it.

That's not creepy at all.

 

[phantom4533]

I like boobs

I have one that works for me. You can have him but you have to pay the shipping.

 

[thør]

I have one that works for me. You can have him but you have to pay the shipping.

I thought they came in matched sets?

 

[phantom4533]

I thought they came in matched sets?

They do, but I was able to rid myself of one some time ago.

 

[Dr. Groove]

$6 winner.

I think it's somewhat irrational to have a lottery that even gets to these extremes. It doesn't really make sense - but then again, what does?

 

[Emerson40]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/2993b292f8f5a9c40417dec674d9ccde/tumblr_ph44yrGc7u1tho4fro1_500.jpg

 

[thør]

$6 winner.

I think it's somewhat irrational to have a lottery that even gets to these extremes. It doesn't really make sense - but then again, what does?

Is it worth the time to cash in the ticket?

 

[AngusBridie]

Glad to see you're all getting along so well still.

 

[Que]

Glad to see you're all getting along so well still.

<Smooth>

What up, Birdie?

Good to see you be back.

</Smooth>

 

[AngusBridie]

<Smioth>

What up, Birdie?

Good to see you be back.

</Smooth>

Good to see you as well, hope lifes been good.. Dont let me disrupt you from your other conversations.

 

[Sean]

 

[Que]

Good to see you as well, hope lifes been good.. Dont let me disrupt you from your other conversations.

There is conversation to be had...here?

 

[AngusBridie]

There is conversation to be had...here?

Some believe so.



shit slinging is a sign of intelligence

 

[pointless]

daredevil season 3 is alright, but, man, some of the "allegory" is a bit on the nose. still, hey, it's a show about a comic book character. that's not exactly shocking.