Stolen donuts and a BLESSING FROM GOD!!

[HelpImLost]

A Krispy Kreme donut van was reported stolen from its location in Lake City, Florida on Tuesday morning. Later in the day, police officers found the van 193 miles (310 kilometers) away in Clearwater. The store manager of the van’s branch offered up the donuts to the police force as a thank you for recovering the stolen vehicle.
Though the cops kept a few of the pastries for a snack, they gave the rest of the van’s entire cargo to Clearwater’s homeless population.

FULL ARTICLE https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/cops-find-stolen-krispy-kreme-van-and-give-away-the-cargo-to-homeless/

Isn't it wonderful how our Lord turns an awful incident into something BEAUTIFUL?

 

[Que]

The Lord also blessed Krispy Kreme with a sweet little tax deduction for the value of the donuts.

I wonder if they will deduct the gas expanded or the mileage. I probably go with the mileage.

 

[CandiCame]

Also those cops always have a free food Tuesday or something like that. I remember that from the radio story. They give out free food like those doughnuts to homeless people once a week.

 

[CandiCame]

The Lord also blessed Krispy Kreme with a sweet little tax deduction for the value of the donuts.

I wonder if they will deduct the gas expanded or the mileage. I probably go with the mileage.

You did this just to piss me off. Value of the doughnuts and you KNOW it. You KNOW you can't claim a stolen vehicle's travel costs.

 

[Noor]

I suppose one could look at every breathe you take as a blessing from G-d...

 

[HelpImLost]

I suppose one could look at every breathe you take as a blessing from G-d...

Yes you most certainly should! Thank Him for your life! God is wonderful.

 

[Que]

You did this just to piss me off. Value of the doughnuts and you KNOW it. You KNOW you can't claim a stolen vehicle's travel costs.

I'd ask the IRS for avruling based on the fact that the donuts were donated (donutted?) In the destination city. Well it is true that the thief was not an employee of the organization he did in fact drive 193 miles to deliver some donated goods.

Stolen or not I would think that the missing gasoline should be deductible?

 

[CandiCame]

I'd ask the IRS for avruling based on the fact that the donuts were donated (donutted?) In the destination city. Well it is true that the thief was not an employee of the organization he did in fact drive 193 miles to deliver some donated goods.

Stolen or not I would think that the missing gasoline should be deductible?

Nope- you'd have to take out a civil suite against the thief or get insurance to reimburse you. You have to be using a vehicle for work to claim travel expenses.

 

[Que]

Nope- you'd have to take out a civil suite against the thief or get insurance to reimburse you. You have to be using a vehicle for work to claim travel expenses.

Fuck it. I'd claim it. It's not like the IRS is going to notice an extra hundred ninety-three miles on your logs. Technically 486 Miles because of course you got to get the van back and of course you're going to need some mileage to drive up there to retrieve it.

I mean right is right and fair is fair. I believe in obeying the law but the spirit of it not necessarily the letter of it.

 

[CandiCame]

Fuck it. I'd claim it. It's not like the IRS is going to notice an extra hundred ninety-three miles on your logs. Technically 486 Miles because of course you got to get the van back and of course you're going to need some mileage to drive up there to retrieve it.

I mean right is right and fair is fair. I believe in obeying the law but the spirit of it not necessarily the letter of it.

I encourage you to do this. I mean, I'm not signing it, but you should totally do it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The Lord also blessed Krispy Kreme with a sweet little tax deduction for the value of the donuts.

I wonder if they will deduct the gas expanded or the mileage. I probably go with the mileage.

They would subtract the inventory cost of the donuts, and wouldn't be also able to subtract it from as a contribution. The cost of the gasoline and other truck expenses would be considered to be overhead.

 

[HisArpy]

Oh Candi! You're expertise is needed here.

 

[Saint_Anne]

The OP is a sick transvestite named ken, but you can call him Ann.

 

[HelpImLost]

The OP is a sick transvestite named ken, but you can call him Ann.

Are you obsessed with me sweetie ?

 

[Kirkrapine]

This story sounds like a religious experience for Homer Simpson.

 

[CandiCame]

Oh Candi! You're expertise is needed here.

Hey, I get what you're implying and I agree that I do love candy. I love doughnuts. I eat too many doughnuts. I've eaten so many doughnuts that it's POSSIBLE that I went into a sugar-induced coma, blacked out, and don't remember my actions.

But as you can CLEARLY see, on this calendar I happen to still have on me, I had, "Do not steal a truckload of doughnuts" written on the day this crime was committed.

 

[HelpImLost]

 

[Saint_Anne]

Are you obsessed with me sweetie ?

You wish, ken.

 

[CandiCame]

Alright, seriously, who or what is Ken? People keep saying "Ken" like it's an insult and I'm over here like, "No soap. Radio!"

 

[Saint_Anne]

Ken makes female alts like the OP and his other one saint ann. They are known to troll for rape stories from women then use the details to attack them.

 

[CandiCame]

Ken makes female alts like the OP and his other one saint ann. They are known to troll for rape stories from women then use the details to attack them.

Is that a real thing or is that GB gossip?

 

[HelpImLost]

It's all one obnoxious and insane person that's jealous because I'm a child of God!

Saint anne, I think you're losing it sweetie.

 

[Saint_Anne]

Is that a real thing or is that GB gossip?

Sadly, it is a real thing. Remember Karen Kraft?