Wanted: New Best Friend

[Chris_Michael]

My old best friend is mean to me. So, I’ve decided that I need a new one. I’ve been described as “high maintenance” and... hmm... “a pain in the ass,” but that’s just not true at all! I’m quite the easy-to-get-along-with type and I’m 100% laid back.

I do have a few requirements of you, however. First of all, you must remind me how much of a great friend I am... like all of the time. Secondly, you must be good at listening to a bunch of nerdy and geeky shit that you’re probably not interested in. Third, did I mention telling me how amazing I am? Yeah, that’s a must. Most people do that anyway though... must just be normal for people to admire me. And finally, you must talk to me all the time and answer every time I call and love me and tell me bedtime stories and sing to me and wake me up with breakfast in bed and give me love and attention alllll the time.

Okay? Okay!

Now now, don’t get too excited. There’s still the essay exam that you must complete in under an hour which will determine who is the best candidate! I do not just give myself out as you should very well know.

In the meantime, I hope you all have a wonderful day!

 

[ashesatwork]

lol you arent that horrible. im sure the line will be huge (thats what she said)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wow. Ya gotta have standards I guess. *Waving* I guess I must have been way too boring. Boobalicious hugs to you too...laughing. Seriously though, I do hope you find who you're looking for.

 

[Chris_Michael]

lol you arent that horrible. im sure the line will be huge (thats what she said)

Ayyye what up, Ashe? I’m glad you see things my way!

I love the avatar! I bet guys are blowing up your PMs, huh?

Remember that one time I met you, then I met your alt, and I spent forever trying to figure out who your alt was and then you finally told me? I remember I was playing Max Payne III just sitting there like, “Who is that person?” lol

 

[Chris_Michael]

Wow. Ya gotta have standards I guess. *Waving* I guess I must have been way too boring. Boobalicious hugs to you too...laughing. Seriously though, I do hope you find who you're looking for.

Boring isn’t my style! You should know that! I mean... on the internet.

IRL, I’m boring AF but we won’t tell anybody about that. I gotta trap one of you first and when you’re smitten, bam...

“Yeah about all those exciting things in life, I do none of if and I play videogames 24/7. You cool with watching me play? Oh no no... I don’t need to play a game with you. You can watch me play.” jk

In all honesty, I’m not looking for anything. I’m just bored on Lit. I need to make new friends or reconnect with old ones. It sucks because I used to be a player on these boards (not really) but now I’m old and don’t have the magic touch anymore. Feelsbadman.

Why laugh about a boob hug? I take that very serious! I need lots of those if you plan on being my new best friend. It’s like a 24/7 requirement. And I need to thoroughly expect the boobs every so often to make sure they are in proper working condition to maintain best friend status.

lmao I’m so stupid.

 

[ashesatwork]

Ayyye what up, Ashe? I’m glad you see things my way!

I love the avatar! I bet guys are blowing up your PMs, huh?

Remember that one time I met you, then I met your alt, and I spent forever trying to figure out who your alt was and then you finally told me? I remember I was playing Max Payne III just sitting there like, “Who is that person?” lol

bahahaha guys are not blowing up my pms. thats funny.

hopefully you had some luck privately

ahhh i havent played with my alt for awhile. im content just being me at the moment.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Wow. Ya gotta have standards I guess. *Waving* I guess I must have been way too boring. Boobalicious hugs to you too...laughing. Seriously though, I do hope you find who you're looking for.

Boring isn’t my style! You should know that! I mean... on the internet.

IRL, I’m boring AF but we won’t tell anybody about that. I gotta trap one of you first and when you’re smitten, bam...

“Yeah about all those exciting things in life, I do none of if and I play videogames 24/7. You cool with watching me play? Oh no no... I don’t need to play a game with you. You can watch me play.” jk

In all honesty, I’m not looking for anything. I’m just bored on Lit. I need to make new friends or reconnect with old ones. It sucks because I used to be a player on these boards (not really) but now I’m old and don’t have the magic touch anymore. Feelsbadman.

Why laugh about a boob hug? I take that very serious! I need lots of those if you plan on being my new best friend. It’s like a 24/7 requirement. And I need to thoroughly expect the boobs every so often to make sure they are in proper working condition to maintain best friend status.

lmao I’m so stupid.

Oh boy, I fucked up. I misread your original comment. I didn’t realize that you were saying YOU were too boring. I thought you jokingly told me *I* was too boring.

Yeeeaah... I’m not sure about my reading comprehension. Maybe I need to reread this stuff first.

Feels-real-bad-man-damn.

 

[SassySheDevil]

^^^^^

I pointed out that he was an idiot. Don't mind him. This is why he needs a new best friend. Some of us like non idiot best friends.

 

[Chris_Michael]

^^^^^

I pointed out that he was an idiot. Don't mind him. This is why he needs a new best friend. Some of us like non idiot best friends.

Sassy’s right. I’m surprised she still puts up with me after 5 years. Can you imagine dealing with my ass for 5 years! It’s probably a nightmare.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sassy’s right. I’m surprised she still puts up with me after 5 years. Can you imagine dealing with my ass for 5 years! It’s probably a nightmare.

It's ok. I just woke up after putting the clothes away after washing and drying three tubloads of clothes. I'm reminded of needing to take a dress to the cleaners tomorrow before I go the grocery store before 9am.

 

[Jada59]

You appear to be a cat. How can anyone not love a cat?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

You appear to be a cat. How can anyone not love a cat?

I really like pussy

Cats

 

[Chris_Michael]

I really like pussy

Cats

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

I guess he wasn't tipped off by the pimp Halloween hat that you were a guy. Some people look at the avatar instead of the name as well...

 

[Chris_Michael]

I guess he wasn't tipped off by the pimp Halloween hat that you were a guy. Some people look at the avatar instead of the name as well...

He was flirting with Jada. He can flirt with her on his own damn thread. lol

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He was flirting with Jada. He can flirt with her on his own damn thread. lol

I guess it's me who needs to pay attention...was busy busy majority of the day. Finally home...

 

[Jada59]

He was flirting with Jada. He can flirt with her on his own damn thread. lol

Or mine. No need to get testy though.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I guess it's me who needs to pay attention...was busy busy majority of the day. Finally home...

I got home around 11pm. I don't think I've talked to you since I've had my new job. I work in middle Georgia and I live in Southeast Georgia. I literally drive 2 hours to and from work unless I stay the night there. I have an apartment there but I hate living in such a small town. So, I drive back home now.

Usually, when I drive home, I still don't sleep until 5-7am though. Either I'm playing a game or doing something. *shrugs* Living the lazy life. lol

 

[Chris_Michael]

Or mine. No need to get testy though.

I mean, yeah that works too. I can't help it that my claws are sharp.

 

[Jada59]

I mean, yeah that works too. I can't help it that my claws are sharp.

I know the feeling! Come into my thread! You might find a friend!

 

[Chris_Michael]

I know the feeling! Come into my thread! You might find a friend!

Aww thank you for the invitation. I shall come into your thread.

 

[PlayfulAsAPussycat]

I really like pussy

Cats

Mrow?

IDK what’s going on here, but my cat ears were burning...

 

[Jada59]

Mrow?

IDK what’s going on here, but my cat ears were burning...

We cats like to stick together. If you know what I mean.

 

[Jada59]

Aww thank you for the invitation. I shall come into your thread.

Purrrrrrrrrr!

 

[PlayfulAsAPussycat]

We cats like to stick together. If you know what I mean.

*Purrrrrs at Jada*