Newcomer from Italy

[Rosencrantz1971]

Hello everybody,
after years of reading the stories on Literotica, I decided to give a shot to the forum!

100% Italian, Male, but in love of English language (and for some reason, I'm aroused only by stories in English), 46 going 47 in December, love to chat in English only for the fun of it.

I tried to put a pic in my profile, but I understand that this function (and others, apparently) isn't working anymore... your loss, of course!
I usually like to see who I'm talking to, so maybe I'll find a way to show my face.

So, English speaking people... come forward! Don't be shy!
And please, forgive my writing...

 

[Franglais71]

Welcome aboard, have fun on here

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

Thank you, I'll do my best!

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

welcome! have fun! and btw, it always helps to share your gender

Love,

-St

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

it always helps to share your gender

Oops!
Done!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hello everybody,
after years of reading the stories on Literotica, I decided to give a shot to the forum!

100% Italian, Male, but in love of English language (and for some reason, I'm aroused only by stories in English), 46 going 47 in December, love to chat in English only for the fun of it.

I tried to put a pic in my profile, but I understand that this function (and others, apparently) isn't working anymore... your loss, of course!
I usually like to see who I'm talking to, so maybe I'll find a way to show my face.

So, English speaking people... come forward! Don't be shy!
And please, forgive my writing...

Welcome to the Playground!

You can put an Avatar and a profile picture up once you've reached 100 posts... only the profile section for your bio and birthdate is disabled for some unknown reason.

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

You can put an Avatar and a profile picture up once you've reached 100 posts... only the profile section for your bio and birthdate is disabled for some unknown reason.

Oh, OK, now it's clear, I'll wait then!

About bio and birthdate... no idea why they're disabled... maybe they wish to wrap me in some mistery...

 

[Bellissa]

I see you are on your own.
How is Guildenstern doing these days?
I worry about you both for some reason.
A piece of friendly advice: all is not as it seems....!

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Ciao amico. Benvenuto a Literotica. De dove sei in Italia? Me chiama Ishtar e vivo in California negli Stati Uniti. Spero d parlarti presto d'italia.

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

I see you are on your own.
How is Guildenstern doing these days?
I worry about you both for some reason.
A piece of friendly advice: all is not as it seems....!

Guildenstern is still around with the pirates, that scoundrel!
I came back for the wedding anniversary, but apparently everything is rotten at home...

 

[vibes]

Ciao Rosen (su Lit tutto si abbrevia ), benvenuto!

C'è anche il forum in italiano se ti va qualche volta: siamo 2 gatti

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

Ciao Rosen (su Lit tutto si abbrevia ), benvenuto!

C'è anche il forum in italiano se ti va qualche volta: siamo 2 gatti

Uso questo nick da anni, quasi nessuno lo scrive per intero

Ci farò un giro, grazie per l'avviso!

 

[candysweet81]

Dear Rosencrantz

A word of warning. If you happen to come across a man named Stoppard, Tomas I think it is, avoid him like the plague, he wishes you harm.

PS. You might want to caution Guildenstern as well

 

[Bellissa]

Dear Rosencrantz

A word of warning. If you happen to come across a man named Stoppard, Tomas I think it is, avoid him like the plague, he wishes you harm.

PS. You might want to caution Guildenstern as well

I know you mean to help, but tactless is the word that comes to mind.
One never should give away the ending...particularly in such circumstances.

and it is Tom not Tomas... just so you know.

 

[vibes]

I know you mean to help, but tactless is the word that comes to mind.
One never should give away the ending...particularly in such circumstances.

and it is Tom not Tomas... just so you know.

So according to you we should not tell my fellow citizen that he is in fact ... dead? *scratches forehead*

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

So according to you we should not tell my fellow citizen that he is in fact ... dead? *scratches forehead*

The reports of our deaths were grossly exaggerated...

 

[Bellissa]

So according to you we should not tell my fellow citizen that he is in fact ... dead? *scratches forehead*

Words fail me, and that can't often be said. Tactless just doesn't cover it.

 

[candysweet81]

Mind your p's and q's or I'll set the police on your track; a real inspector will hound you

I know you mean to help, but tactless is the word that comes to mind.
One never should give away the ending...particularly in such circumstances.

and it is Tom not Tomas... just so you know.

 

[cliteatingman]

The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
To tell him his commandment is fulfilled...

 

[Bellissa]

The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
To tell him his commandment is fulfilled...

Ah well, it is as I feared.
Take heart Rosencrantz, there are worse places to spend all of eternity...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hello everybody,
after years of reading the stories on Literotica, I decided to give a shot to the forum!

100% Italian, Male, but in love of English language (and for some reason, I'm aroused only by stories in English), 46 going 47 in December, love to chat in English only for the fun of it.

I tried to put a pic in my profile, but I understand that this function (and others, apparently) isn't working anymore... your loss, of course!
I usually like to see who I'm talking to, so maybe I'll find a way to show my face.

So, English speaking people... come forward! Don't be shy!
And please, forgive my writing...

Welcome...it's ok. We're friendly here...at least I am. Nice to meet you. Greetings from Maryland, east coast of the US, literally just a stone's throw from Washington DC.

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome, I'm sure this will be a nice trip with you all!
(Better then with the pirates, for sure).